Whats your favorite name or euphemism for girl parts?
Whats your favorite name or euphemism for girl parts?
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Minge
Fuzzy Peach
Hairy Axe Wound
Twat
Panocha
Cockpit.
fish mitten
Yippy Bog
Fish Wrinkle
Gut Locker
Ham Wallet
Oyster Ditch
Pudding Hatch
Ham wallet
Gwatch
Gash
Clam
Biff
Sugarpuff
Macaroon
Bucket
Wizard sleeve
Flange
Burger
hamwallet
Homo Sapien containing 46 XX chromosomes
Cock dock
Yum Yum
Quim
Spaghetti sponge
meat sock
When I was about 5 I asked my father what a vagina looked like, he said "like a beautiful morning flower just opening up for the sun." So I asked what it looked like after sex, he paused and said "Have you ever seen a bulldog eat mayonnaise?"
Box
Pink musty cum bucket
beaver
Vagoblin
Mystery Box
Sperm Canyon
Cave of Wonders
Snek,d
Pussy
Sugar walls
czech em
Sexy words:
>pussy
That's about it. Anything else belongs in the funny list. Maybe "cunt" is hot in some contexts, but not really.
Funny:
>poontang
>cooter
>vajeeper
>cockpit
>ketchup dispenser
>clam
>fish taco
>hoo-ha
>girl swirl, for particularly meaty labia
I feel how you thought there was a joke there, but you should have just let it go when you couldn't figure out where to take it.
no-no box
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo.
Jimmy Carr's new special on Netflix, I see you nigga.
Cunt, forever and always
London reporting in.
gunnie is a fun one too,
Cockwash
Tuppence
Punani.
ummm... MODS MODS MODS
Pussy for my gf.
Cunt for my sub.
Viola le bearded clam
If you're sterile or you've had a vasectomy, call your girl's playhouse the Deadpool after sex.
feminine penis
Squack
Bitch ditch
taco and taquito
ill let you work out which is which
tits will always be sweater-puppies
pink mouse
yeast canyon
nike swoosh
change purse
spagetti o
sandbag
Popeye's right eye.
I just call all pussy "stink". Matter of fact I simply call all women "stink". See a hot honey walkin' by, I be slippin' under my breath "Stiiiink...."
Started calling buttholes "garlic knots" after I saw some pizzhut commercial and connected the dots. Called my ex-girlfriends asshole "ruffles" because of the webbing, but that's really none of your business.
Cunt
The Vagibble
Scrambled Eggs Between the Legs
Vagoo
>Fascinating Tales #112
Goo hole
pop tart
cookie
basically anything that sounds sweet and savory when its anything but
Asgarde, because I'll never see it.
Front butt
WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT?
I cant believe no one has said piss flaps.
snapper
See, I would find that gross were I a normal person, but I have a fantasy of eating a girl's pussy just after she's wet herself.
bits
i call it Chewbie
hatchet wound