Funniest thing you said during sex?

Funniest thing you said during sex?

Leaned in and whispered "I.. killed.. MUFASA"

Sorry mom

I take it you want a quick death now, huh?

it's too far away

does that hurt baby girl, shh

shhhh
shhhhh

itll be..

b

be

itll be

all over


SOOOOOOOON EEEEYAAAAAAHHRRRRRGHGHHH

Nothin personnel...kid

Bob evans sucks, I just shit your bed.

>be me
>with ex
>drunk af
>touching her to make her cum before we fuck (she liked it on the clit)
>right as she climax i yell OH OUI
>we used to laugh about french people together(canada)
>ruined her orgasm

Fuck i miss fucking her

I said "Lego-Maniac!" After I came in her.

That's very unsetteling

"I'm a virgin"

"What the fuck was that? A queef? Whatever it is it's kinda hot"

Wait your not my sister

*fucking miss her
It sounds better

BOB SAGET

ALLAH HU AKBAR

Pic related

Happy birthday grandma

Right before I said 'ready setty spaghetti'

i can't believe it's not butter