Funniest thing you said during sex?
Funniest thing you said during sex?
Leaned in and whispered "I.. killed.. MUFASA"
Sorry mom
I take it you want a quick death now, huh?
it's too far away
does that hurt baby girl, shh
shhhh
shhhhh
itll be..
b
be
itll be
all over
SOOOOOOOON EEEEYAAAAAAHHRRRRRGHGHHH
Nothin personnel...kid
Bob evans sucks, I just shit your bed.
>be me
>with ex
>drunk af
>touching her to make her cum before we fuck (she liked it on the clit)
>right as she climax i yell OH OUI
>we used to laugh about french people together(canada)
>ruined her orgasm
Fuck i miss fucking her
I said "Lego-Maniac!" After I came in her.
That's very unsetteling
"I'm a virgin"
"What the fuck was that? A queef? Whatever it is it's kinda hot"
Wait your not my sister
*fucking miss her
It sounds better
BOB SAGET
ALLAH HU AKBAR
Pic related
Happy birthday grandma
Right before I said 'ready setty spaghetti'
i can't believe it's not butter