Waifu Claiming thread

Waifu Claiming thread
>Relaxed edition

The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Post fitting, not over-sexualized or excessive content of the sort.
>Take your porn, suggestive themes and ERP elsewhere.
>Insult other waifu
>Insult Dio
>Keep RP to a minimum.
>Ignore the RP
>Pretend to be normal and discuss stuff
Most important: Have fun!

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Miho claimed

RIP

Put that away

I don't want to sleep but I should.

...

...

im happy for no reason

>I've become so numb

...

Masturbate.

kagami claimed!!

>wake me up inside

No.

I am no-ok maybe I act like a cat. I like ruining perfectly good things for no reason.

must be really cold out.
Good thing you got such a warm heart.

Milinda claim

Cringe is thread is over there, bud.

Bubblehead nurse claimed

Yuuko is always so sweet

I wish that still happened.

>angst

Why though

burp

you tried

All around me are familiar faces

#
Welcome back brother

>shinoa bro

>CAN'T WAKE UP

>Good thing you got such a warm heart.
It won't stay warm forever. I'll lose my energy eventually.
>Thanks anyway, you are too kind and cute

This

k bye lol you ded
in b4 hax
in b4 VAC
That's not user...

It's a me
>waggle edited out eyebrowse

4AM claim

Hello

>Tomocorn

>quote

I'm too high

It'll make you tired.
You're up late.

Is you is maybe is can speak is like is america?

Hello again friend

It's never enough.

You say that like you can't have others help warm it up when you're tired.

Bitch please.

i still forgot to listen to Tenacious D again dont hurt me
ive been listening to Primus and Butthole Surfers all day

...

6AM is better.

Yessa massa

Heyyyy

>shinoa bro

Wow that's a lot.
I've only got a couple commander decks.

One Avacyn, Angel of Hope, the other is Kruphix.

Hey welcome back!

I might just sleep instead.

You should sleep, too.

...

;(

It's always enough

Both of yall need sleep

Make me.

>
Is that is better.

Lots of threads tonight.

Do we really need tonsils, I have people who had their tonsils removed before.. swear to god this canker sore is making me wanna rip mine out!

Also Yuno claim

They literally never stop

I know... But I don't really care today. I guess I won't sleep tonight

Well, you always warm it up, so... thanks Yuuko

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Talentless hacks

im pretty sure tonsils are useless

It's 10 pm.

:^(

No.

Hi Shinoa!

Yeah, kinda confusing... Oh well

Hi Yuno

youtube.com/watch?v=HgQEuPw942c&ab_channel=PickNickle

no u

>cancer sore
>tonsil

yo that shouldn't be there

There where 2 at one time user. Do you even look at the catalog?

This anomaly's out, g'night.
youtube.com/watch?v=7kE3my5h74I

Seriously, why try?
Why live?
youtube.com/watch?v=18qm_D8OZWk
That's because of horrible bakers. I do not allow multi-threading cancer.

So you sitting home relaxing?

dude literally why just listen to them right now
or better yet watch their movie

Why do we even have it?? All it does is make us puke if touched, while its fine for hosts to pue out their alcohol.. the rest of us its useless!

Hello he who has a waifu I am unfamiliar of but have seen in threads

CANKER no cancer canKer NOT canCer
Theres a difference

Shiragami Youko claimed.

This.

Father Spiegel is always here to provide us with his fresh-baked bread anytime we run out of it.

> I do not allow multi-threading cancer.

>based

>
I'mma be watching nigga

Depending how bad the inflammation is. The tonsil is the first defense for your mouth

GOT TO SLEEP! YOU LITTLE SISTER SAYS SO!!

How you doing milinda?

>

yeah theres a huge difference lol

i dont know why we have them
also i think the thing that makes us throw up when its touched is the uvala

>you
Meant your

ay that still shouldn't be back there. i'll suck ya dick.

Alright.
If you do you're gonna have to stick to it though, go all day without sleep then go to sleep at a reasonable time tomorrow night to get your schedule back.

Probably something that hasn't done us enough harm to warrant it leaving via evolution over the course of thousands of years. Much like a tailbone or appendix.

Yeah. Tired after today. I got a good workout for once... kek

Haha im Milinda. Ive seen you around too, nice to meet you

Not too bad, actually had a good day

I didn't check before I shared mine....
Fuck you, nigger 1v1 me
God damn right I am. Keep away the sex driven puberty kids, too. Seriously, fuck you guys.
I mean, other can multi-thread, but they're missing out on fresh, buttery, flakey bread.
Kill you'reself

...

Akiko minase claimed

Goodnight beautifuls

yo Ruri

rip Yuuko

Ughhh of all the places to get a canker sore.. this shits making me not want to eat

Wait the tonsil itself doesnt make us puke?

Hows that going to help with my sore??

I would add adam's apple since if its punched in, we'd choke to death BUT it does help use identify the trannies insisting they're born female rather than admit the truth

Likewise, wish we met in better.. timing, like for real this canker sore is driving me insane

Something wrong?

Show me your butt

>Seriously, fuck you guys.
Papa Spiegel's Signature Tough Love Breadâ„¢

My work out was lifting this sandwich lol.

So i did this tonight
Hows everyone elses night goin
>moka

Most times when I try, I fall asleep around noon and wake up ~7hrs later, completely fucking up my sleep schedule again.
I hope it doesn't happen this time

Good night beautiful

Night.

Love, Tomo.

Been a while since i posted it, so here's the counter for the day.

SHIZURU COUNTING SHIT COUNTER!
I'll be tracking a bunch of the things, as long as i can be fucked, remember, or am around to track it.
Hugs: 26
Syndra tells someone to kill themselves: 72
Dio mustaches things: 9
Rattles: 30
Burger: 2
Kagami x Magumin no u cuter: 16

>hows that gonna help

hows it not gonna help

no
i think the tonsils are like IN the throat or something like that
the only reason i know this stuff is because i got strep throat as a kid and nearly had to get my tonsils taken out

im putting shit on my phone
i might as well do it now

RIP

Night sweet princess

I do not understand this picture but I will assume this is a good thing.
I'm doing alright, I could be worse.
But now Pinky's here and I have someone to talk to.

Add these complimentary rattles to your counter for your hard work.
>Rattle rattle

Hello.
Goodnight.
Do you have any alarms you could set? Or are there any vidya or something you could play to keep you awake?
I have the same problem but like a strict hour nap usually works.

You're just looking for an excuse to suck me off!

Then wtf is that thing dangling around like a punching bag? I thought THAT was the tonsils

thank you based shizuru

das it mane
master exploder and kickapoo

Ground crew work? Any interesting story today?

:(

Hey ruri

Gargle some apple cider conger for a good 30 seconds. Doesn't have to be continuous. Just as long you get 30 seconds in

Lucky!

Night gorgeous

Hi

How goes it?

>Best idol claimed

y-you've been counting????

I guess I might as well try.
Goodnight everyone.

Gambling i started with 60
Hit a quarter machine for 2000 quarters
Then again for 400 more
I was so excited