Waifu Claiming thread
>Relaxed edition
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Post fitting, not over-sexualized or excessive content of the sort.
>Take your porn, suggestive themes and ERP elsewhere.
>Insult other waifu
>Insult Dio
>Keep RP to a minimum.
>Ignore the RP
>Pretend to be normal and discuss stuff
Most important: Have fun!
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Obligatory claim.
Early yuno claim
I'm glad I could partake in Papa Spiegel's Signature Tough Love Bread™ tonight!
Shiragami Youko claimed.
>People who upload high-bitrate vinyl tracks to YouTube are winners
Miho claimed
Sleepy
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Milinda claim
Don't ask... kek
Rather tired. Trying to stay awake though
:(
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>incantation
Autocorrect I presume? kek
Good luck to you, I hope you succeed in Medical
It does... I got to be lead pilot today and go on a rescue, and proud to say that we saved someone. The hospital didn't think he would survive long enough for us to get there even.
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>mfw adorable
what music do you listen to?
also you dont really get to see sand in the living areas of saudi
it's mostly cities now. desert is just in between
moo moo
Got something going on? Or just dont want to sleep right now?
Mainly just OSTs for games/movies I enjoy, nothing really special.
>It's course, rough, and it gets everywhere.
Humans can survive just about anything lol. When we're in high level danger, our instincts kicks in
surprise hugs!
>lemme cop a feel from behind bb
Kek and I gave up on overwatch since xbox is being gay. So what's up with you?
Oh you! Don't make me blush
Worth it tho
Sand doesn't work this way.
Curie here.
found out I may have vitamin b6 poisoning and that causes nerve problems with orgasms. i am going to not masterbate and go on a diet low in b6 to help me feel my dick again.
pls pray for me everyone.
Ino Yamanaka bish
Been saving the last of my fireball, going to be nice and buzzed
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Mooo.
Nightwing claimed
holy shit bruh
hope you get better soon
also what happened with the tax claim with your parents?
ayo welcome, haven't seen you posting before
are you new?
it's definitely not fun
but doing safaris is fun! I once went out with my friends. we had a bbq in the desert. We then rode camels and quad bikes
kek mine toppled over and trapped me under it cause I'm a pleb. had to wait for like half an hour for someone to pull it off me. sand is very soft and I got some sleep while waiting kek
but yeah took like three showers after that. it really does get EVERYWHERE
what's your weather like?
Mirai claim
Eh? Something wrong with your throat? Or are you sick?
Great. I know it's not as epic as many animes, but I like it well enough. I can't get over how amazing your waifu is. It should be illegal to have so much talent, power, and cuteness in one package. I think it is in some countries.
It's going, but what did you mean by 3?
Aizawa claim
Boobies!
11/10 choice my dude, welcome fellow DC brother.
Ayy good job man.
kek there's always tomorrow. Grinding away on SIF, gotta reclaim my fame.
Wew good luck with that bro.
>Best idol claimed
Got a canker sore on my uvula
i fixed it. found out I can only get so much money back. I was able to do it and get all the federal taxes i paid back.
it sucks i really need help to get through this.
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Yeah, I was just making a stupid reference to a laughable movie. Don't worry about it, sand is fairly fun to be around in small doses for me.
Glad you didn't get hurt during that, sounds frightening.
Weather down here is mainly rain, moist air, and heat. So really nothing special.
>Shizuru get!
>If dubs, I'll strongly consider actually going to the store like i say i'm going to
Claimed
QOTT
When was the last time you cried?
Hey guys, I'm not dead.
today
>mysterious voice that's name starts with k
last night ;((((
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>is it safe?
about 4 nights ago. it was a moment of weakness and i look down on my past self.
Thanks.
About 2 hours ago.
Glad to hear it, friendo.
You still haven't gone to the store yet? Damn, that's some intense procrastination.
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Titty trips.
I know this feel.
When my uncle passed away 2 months ago
Hello frog
Iowa claim
What's up my dudes
Since I was a child
Is it impossible for some people to go one thread without posting sexual content? Cut your dick off.
Procrastinating literally the only i actually do. Lol
ay barry what's up
welcome desu
I strangely enjoyed reading that comic, not for the h but just reading it lol
age 9 when a nail went through my forehead
ohayo tsuyu
damn, didn't get the reference
mugi pussy ass nigga come on S O N
liking the D?
nanoooo
>jabaddle
well I'm glad that worked out
the b6 poisoning though? How long is that gonna take?
yooo dude
finally downloaded war thunder and apparently there's ships
do you wanna cuddle and talk about it?
About to enjoy me some cake, how bout you?
Its too early to sleep, at least for me it is
Yeah, im just glad this time I was fast enough.
If only
I absolutley love it so far.
>I want to give your waifu a hug so bad. She seems like she needs it those first 2 episodes...
>Stahp your making me blush. kek
Thanks. Honestly needed to do some good after how these last few days have been...
>Feels good man
Last night...
Thats good! Welcome back
Refrain from anything lewd. Can't be too hard.
A few months ago when my uncle passed.
If we count mildly tearing up, last night.
I think i missed a few words. Let's try that again.
Procrastinating is literally the only thing i actually do.
>Rattle rattle
hey there, hows your day going?
Hey Karen!
Yeah, easy habit to pick up. I hope you can get to the store sooner or later.
It's all good, you'll have to excuse my movie fanaticism.
Gotcha
apparently as soon as the levels return to normal all symptoms leave. so I am making a new diet plan rn actually.
its hard for me but its for the best.
Handy
froggo.
How's your night going?
>hugs
Whenever i look at my wallet.
Aye oy, I'm only crazy because of my canker sore!
nano.
I need to play War Thunder again. Shit was so fun and the things I've seen get added to it makes it look interesting. When did ships get added?
Eating some chips for me and getting ready for sleep.
not really :/
i was half joking lol
Ah came for a quick chit chat uh?
well we can still cuddle if you want.
so howcome you're never on discord anymore?
just woke up so it just started lol
yo barry
something about the way your waifu is drawn makes her look really unique
maybe the shade of blue or something but winner has it too
sweet, what's in it?
kek are you a big movie guy?
What are some of your favourites?
how's everything going froggo?
dude literally no idea lol
just saw my friend playing world of tanks and he told me war thunder is basically the same but better and then I remembered all the fun times in the planes and tanks
then he's like "and the ships"
wut
needless to say instantly downloaded that shit, gonna play it once I stop posting
but
why
mugi why
I like these blues. Slow, quiet, soul touching. Real shit.
Pray 4 u
Kek can't wait!
Favorite guy from the bat family
Your dubs
Oh man I forgot all about that! Gotta get me some hanayo
10th grade
Hey licky licky
Maybe..
Dis dick 4 u bb
>was fast enough
>this time
I don't what to hear it. Might be hard for you to remember it
>Relaxed edition
If i was any more relaxed i would die
Too bad i lost my Mi Liu pics
Ehh i should probably go now really. It's reasonably late, i guess.
Maybe in a little though.
(ad infinitum)
like straight cried? I actually couldn't tell you. I think i'm defective like that. I even broke up with my fiance like half a year ago and didn't cry at all. I think the closest i got was playing the ending of cross channel, which while there wasn't tears, it was the closest i've been to crying in a loooong time. Fucking KEY.
>i lost my Mi Liu pics
Again? Dude, how?
Another low lewd thread. I like.
Sup Lebro
Hi there smugger
Rory claimed
Going a bit better now that I'm home!
You're just a big ol' sweetheart~
Everything is well. Mood swings have calmed down and I can be a happy froggo
>licky licky
You're adorable.
i dont know
so far chinese and udon noodles, apples, egg whites, and the only drink is wateer, i still need a steady meat source, also are there any other important foods im missing?
>dick
So what you up to nigga?
Yes I am!
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Last time I genuinely cried was when I watched Grave of the Fireflies, other times are just tearing up when lying in bed.
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well good morning you.
ill stay on guard
I dunno, i think my bro pulled a prank or some shit on me
You certainly did, great way to clear the mind.
I got you fam
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Onward towards the UR!
>Maki
Yea, I would be on later but I need to sleep early.
>and the ships
I take it there is no boat girls though?
Bring it on.
Yeah, somewhat. Love movies.
Favorite? I mean I really like Star Wars.
Glad to hear it, man.
I hope you go soon.
i can give you somethin to make you less crazy.
u feel me?
Alien pussy, interesting
That artist that does Jitsu wa draws his characters really unique, they're almost really really cartoony at times, ESPECIALLY in the manga. How're you?
Froggo!
What sort of diet is it? I have a shitty diet, but I can help others with theirs
It's his voice and that solitary guitar. He sounds like he's tired, not physically, but spiritually, mentally. He's had a long tough life and he's ready for it to end.
Yeah. Other than your canker sore, whats new?
Your welcome friend :)
>hugs
Steal any more nukes lately?
Its alright. The way I see it, bad things like that should not be forgotten, rather looked back on as a reminder of how things should be done and how I wont always succeed. It keeps me motivated to try my best all the time.
Yeah. Its helped a lot.
>OMG that pic tho.
>topkek
Claiming, hows everybody doon?
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it needs to be a complete diet minus anything with vitamin b6, preferably healthy and low fat, normal protein and carbs, and whatever else i need.
thanks fam
I got you a new shirt.
