New fluffy thread: what am I doing with my adult life edition

New fluffy thread: what am I doing with my adult life edition

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This is all I got

I want deaths that are more creative

then fucking hop to it, skippy

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Guys please stop posting abuse.Abuse dosent get anywhere.
Just love and hold your fluffy when it takes an explosive shit.Surely it will learn how to be a good fluffy with lover and tender holding when it does bad things

your immersion has gone a little too far, buddy

You're a faggot. You need to discipline your fluffy.

Dumping all of The Chronicles of Riddick (the Fluffy)

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Being ironic niggers.
Faggots last thread said abuse leads to nothing,human or fluffy

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Where are the deaths involving being thrown into the sun, an entire planet containing them getting destroyed, decapitation, cutting asses off and being used as sex dolls, flushing them down the toilet, fire, bowling, being shocked, and I could go on and on.

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>I was only pretended to be retarded

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I know you're proud of typing this,but posting it every fucking thread,is tiring and more and more people will just refuse to read it due to over posting.

but... but... each thread has exactly the same content anyway!

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It's the Flying Spaghetti Monster's baby pictures!

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>fire
>shock
>bowling
>flushing
>fluffy planet getting destroyed
I know for a fact that these have been done, in more or less detail.

aye matey, I see it already

*fluffies have actually even been to hell, although I was disappointed with the scope of the hell-related content I've seen so far. I'm thinking of doing a hell story.

>flushing
death by toilet

Sorry.

Thought people wanted it. Have stopped.

They do, but you're filling up image limit.

rar it, upload to a content host like mega/google docs it, link it once in one post each thread with a pic of the first part.

everyone's happy.

Your lack of spacing is triggering me

Maybe if you just go ahead and beat the shit out of your keyboard you will eventually hit the spacebar, the posts in the previous thread were about as legible

Yeah, shit it is getting kind of long. Going to upload... somewhere... and link it.

Even though I think this guy is a dumbshit I gotta agree, half the recent fluff threads are that story bromium

I told him I'd upload it to the booru, but still haven't. I probably should, but I'm not really sure how to break it up.

Also, FSD here if any of you remember me from previous threads. The project is extra late on beginning, but it's still going to come. If you don't know what I mean, please ignore this.

Dang I grew up in a home where no one used violence to get a point across and even I would have preferred it if you parents beat you a little more when you came home with poor English grades.

bump

Let's see if this works.

>>imgur.com/a/quu7V

Goddamn sketti eating platypus.

Needs more Riddick

Typing the next part. Going to be the last one of the night.

The imgur link is to all 20 of the saved parts I put together. Hopefully that'll tie you over.

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Agreed. I aint clicking google docs shit we can make another thread.

If someone has any imgur zip or a link towards Abuse-sir's stuff, I would greatly appreciate it. It's nowhere in the Booru, sad as it is. :(

And not that Mega link, please. I can't download shit from there.

tl, dr: more Abuse-sir stuff.

Moar abuse-sir!

Anyone know of any good writefag stories of long-term smarty abuse?

I like my justice fluffy and red.

I've been lurking these threads for a while now and I don't know why I keep coming back

Are those stories?
And if they are, can you post the links please?
There is a writefag that has been writing lately, his name is riddick, good stuff,

You'll probably never know. Same as me. It just seems to fill a void we didnt know was there. We can't understand it but we can't stop now.

We might all have differing opinions IRL, but there is one thing we have in common; seeing little smug shitrats light on fire

There were a couple really good stories on the borou once about fluffbreeders. Basically average guy gets fluffies on his doorstep and takes them in. The smarties get tortured and the well behaved ones get to live in the backyard

Love those ones

Like I don't get any satisfaction or anything watching little fluffy pony's get abused It's just interesting to see

Annalisa and I text into the night, she was delighted to see the pictures of Riddick playing with his new toys. It was a damn good idea on her part to get him the slide.

I wonder if Riddick's mother survived. It did rain pretty hard, so probably not. She doesn't know what she's missing.

Not much to say about Sunday. Didn't do a hell of a lot, aside from chores. Not going to bore you with it. Riddick was underfoot the entire time. Not literally mind you. He wanted to help me with dishes and doing laundry. First time he went to the laundry room. Thought it was a little scary, and the freshly washed dishes “smeww pwetty”.

The Monday morning rush to get ready was about the same. But, Riddick dragged a pair of mismatched socks into the bathroom while I was showering. Didn't save a lot of time, but damn cute. Gave the guy a big hug, or at least as big as he can stand at his size.

Then it was back to Day Care. Riddick was not happy about this, but I promised him a treat if he didn't protest on the way there. And again, the fucking Stoner was manning the front desk as I dropped Riddick off.

“And remember, with the pillowfluffs again.”

“Sorry man... Boss says can't mix normal fluffies with pillows anymore. A couple of the other owners complained.”

“You mean the owners of the fluffies that brought Riddick to tears? Come on man.” The Stoner just shrugs, holding out a tub to transport Riddick to a room. Wasn't sure which one, and I couldn't ask because I was already lingering there long enough.

The one good side of morning traffic is that you can text when it is gridlocked like a motherfucker. Its times like these that I wish there was a feral or smarty around for me to kick. Whatever. Sent a text to Annalisa asking her to check in on Riddick when she comes in. No reply when I got to work. Worried.

Originally I thought fluffy abuse threads were filled with faggots and the images were cringy.

But I just figured why the fuck not, I'll join in on a thread to "get my daily dose of autism". I originally started browsing these threads for alternative cringe. It's an acquired taste I guess

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Back at Day Care Stoner Dude brought Riddick back to the safe room for foals about his age. At least this time there were only a few other fluffies in the room when Riddick was put down. He stands stock still as Stoner Dude gently pushes the fluffies away as they were vying for human attention.

A yellow Unicorn locks its gaze on Riddick after the humans leave.

“Munsta bakk! Nuu!” It cries out. The other two fluffies, a Pegasus and Earth quickly move behind Amber. “Ambew gif poopy-munsta fowevew sweepies. Hewp Ambew gif munsta biggiest huwties.” The Unicorn says to the fluffies behind it.

“Nu am munsta! Am Widdik, wan fwiends an' huggies and pway wif toys. Fwiends?” he replies, taking a step back mirroring each time the other three take a step forward. “Pwease nu gib huwties... Widdik am good fwuffy.. Pwease.” Begging as his rear touches the wall.

“Nu, you wowst-poopie munsta, gib fowevew sweepies. Den fwuff--” Amber gets cut off mid sentence.

“Nu!” Riddick cries. “Nu am munsta! Widdik good fluffy! Widdik onwy wan fwiends an' huggies an' pway! Nu am munsta! Nu am wowst-poopie babbeh!” Riddick takes a step forward. Amber and the other fluffies pause for a moment.

“Mo' fwuffies den munsta! Gib fowevew sweepies.” Amber charges, head down and horn ready to strike. Riddick responds in kind, lowering his head and counter charging. The two fluffies run straight into each other, knocking themselves down and back away from each other.

“Munsta gib Ambew huwties!” the pale blue Pegasus, “Hewp fwiend Ambew!” the Pegasus rushes to Amber's defense, standing between Riddick and Amber. The Earth fluffy stands still, too shocked or scared to move at this turn of events.

Riddick and Amber race to stand, both getting to their feet at roughly the same time. Still a little slow, Riddick is ready a moment after Amber. The Unicorn strikes, trying to knock Riddick down again.

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It is complete? I have it when I read inconclusive bullshit.

Would you mind making a zip?

You are reading the equivalent of the bible, this story is amazing.

A damn good story.
That's what you're reading

Be gone with you dog of the Corpse-Emperor.

After I finish the part I am working on I will. There's a imgur link above in the thread for the first 20 parts.

Oh you guys! I'm so loved.

Check'd

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I like foal abuse. Not gratuitous abuse, but like, foals being eaten, being killed in front of their mothers, and such.

Check 'em

Okay, newfag on fluffies, why the fuck do babies chirp?

Part Chicken DNA.

Because they have bird DNA within them.

They are bioengineered creatures made for human enjoyment.

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Babbies cheep because they're even more pathetic than adults.

Okay.
You guys got any hugbox/smarty then?

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Pathetic, but still useful.

>hugbox/smarty

Trying to find Charming.

Can't though.

Charming is damn good. If you like that, you're gooble gobble.

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It's like Chaos. All you need is a taste and you're forever damned.

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So, the story has no ending?

Fuck that shit then. Would be the same as playing around with Dragon Ball, One Piece and Naruto retarded fanbase.

In a universe with fluffies, people would be buying snow making machines.

Just to fuck with them.

Not yet at least.

I started Monday.

Has anyone ever done a Holocaust comic with fluffies instead of Jews?

holy shit, waifu

Riddick and Amber race to stand, both getting to their feet at roughly the same time. Still a little slow, Riddick is ready a moment after Amber. The Unicorn strikes, trying to knock Riddick down again.

“Faww dow' munsta!” Amber demands when Riddick doesn't fall instantly.

“Nu you! Meanie fwuffy faww dow'!” Riddick kicks back causing Amber to stumble back.

“Cwoud hewp Ambew.” the Pegasus says, running into Riddick. The black Alicorn takes a few steps to absorb the shock. “Hope die munsta, hope die!” Riddick swings his head at Cloud, the movement knocking free a few tears. The strike catches Cloud off guard, knocking her away for a moment. Amber and Riddick push against each other in a game of reverse-tug of war.

Riddick takes a tough step forward, forcing Amber back. The Unicorn struggles valiantly, straining her neck against Riddick. She tries to strike her opponent with her horn but doesn't get the angle. Another pair of steps from Riddick forces Amber back further.

“Hewp Ambew! Munsta stwong, Cwoud an' Ewwie gib munsta owchies.” Amber pleads. Ellie, the Earth fluffy snaps out of her shock and flees from the scene.

“Nu can, too scawie!” she cries, huddling in the corner.

“Cwoud hewp.” The Pegasus approaches quickly, going to bite Riddick. To get more traction Riddick begins to flap his wings as much as possible. This forces Amber back, and in the process hits Cloud square in the muzzle. “Munsta gib Cwoud owchies...” The Pegasus presses forward going to bite Riddick in the side.

“Munsta big stwongie, Ambew nu can...” Amber trails of as her grip finally slips. Both Riddick and Amber fall into a heap. Cloud trips as he lunges at where Riddick used to be. Riddick pushes himself up as fast as he can.

Standing above Amber Riddick looks down, eyes cut angrily at the foal under him.

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