I think I missed a chance to get laid tonight

I think I missed a chance to get laid tonight.
>Be home along
>People I'm staying with daughter comes home
>she's 50
>Pissed about ex husband
>Goes on a rant to me
> I listen and shit
>she's drink a lot of wine
>Hugs me for listening to her kisses me on the cheek
>we go in and watch a movie
>she goes to smoke I keep her company
>She talks again
>Says she's going to bed
>hugs me again for a minute kisses my check, kisses me to more times
>hug lingers and she is like holding my arm when we let go
Did I fuck up and if so any advice on getting to fuck her? I'm 23.
Pic unrelated

Alone* not along sorry for shit grammer. I'm drunk.

>>hugs me again for a minute kisses my check, kisses me to more times
>>hug lingers and she is like holding my arm when we let go
that was your opening.
ya blew it.

Fuck I thought so I wanted to move in but I was nervous in case I was wrong.

Learn to speak English.

I'm drunk and the buttons are tiny

op is drunk, adolf.

but it could be also that she was drunk and more clingy than normal.
why don't you give her some signals when she"s not that drunk (but also not completely sober)

Dubs are atonement for your sins.

I'll have to try also kinda got a nude

Dude... Just go to her room and fuck her. She knows why you're there. You know why you're there. Just tucking bang her man.

post nude

You can fuck her no problem. Do you wanna be a homewrecker though?

Still didnt blow it.
Go over and offer her some water or something.
She will get up, talk more, and u can do what u want.

you idiot

btw, pic related is her in red

Consider this

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Dude. She's ripe for a shagging. Go. Fuck. Her. Now.

Try this..a friend did this to me and it worked out ;)

This, she still wants it. She's literally in there waiting for you to man up.

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This

i wouldnt touch that with a 20ft pole.
you guys are crazy

Underagefag and virgin

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Just go to her room right now

naa im 28, my bar is clearly set a little higher than yours.
if hes really 23, then hes ugly as shit.

haven't seen that image in years

It's been about 6 since I've seen it.

I've fucked up worse than that.

>be me about a year ago
>22 y/o virgin but pretty good looking and /fit/
>meet girl at a party like some sort of normie faggot
>she comes over to my place a few days later, we cook dinner together, laugh, good convo, watch some shit on netflix
>make out on the couch for an hour
>hand down my pants
>ohshititsgonnahappen.jpg
>"sorry but i'm too tired, maybe you should leave now"
>she leaves
>jerk off and question my life choices

Omega.

You are literally the most retarded person on Sup Forums
Congratulations, that's quite the achievement

nasty
you dodged a bullet there.

This is it

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>kids on Sup Forums

Shit man, when I'm horny and drunk, this bitch would be like 10/10 for me. hahah

MILF thread!

Wheres the fuck up?

You are obviously gay.

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SAUCE ON THIS SEMEN DEMON NOW !

^mobile homewrecker

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Fuck off not me

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>is a non-faggot
>has a bar

pick one

Oh it gets worse.

>two weeks later
>at her place
>eat dinner, watch shit on netflix, curled up on couch chatting at like 2am
>she tries to make out
>"i should go now, the trains are gonna shut down soon"
>leave

We hung out a few more times before I decided I wasn't interested in seeing her anymore.

To be fair though, I'm not quite as retarded as this would lead you to believe. I was raised under the idea that sex before marriage is inherently bad and I'm having a hard time overcoming that. I've had GFs in the past (same ideals, no sex and what not) and I go on quite a few dates. It's only in the past few months that I've realized I don't give a shit about that, but the opportunity hasn't presented itself since then as I've been busy finishing up with school and starting my career. Hope you've enjoyed cringing at my expense, this shit is sadly all true.

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Pro tip OP
Age is not being stated consider me the wise old user.
Every woman will do this to any young unsuspecting person just to get attention. You most likely don't have any experience with long term (3-5+yrs) relationships yourself, she most likely is a fuck up no offense to you but any woman who is that much older than you consulting someone as young as you are to her is probably a waste of sperm and probably just using you to get back at him and to be honest OP you should consider yourself lucky.
You don't know much about her ex he could be a psycho he could have been waiting for you under your bed or in your closet when you got home. Next time a woman that nasty and old comes up to you as them why they are consulting someone so much younger and new to life about their problems. I have already considered that everyone else has abandoned her because she sounds hopeless and anyone her age is most likely expecting grandchildren.
Take my advice OP she isn't worth the fuck when she decides to turn it against you and her ex husband is beating your door down with a baseball bat

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Pro Tip cont
For all you young and new fags every woman who is in their fifties at this point grew up in a shit generation and are some of the biggest losers on the planet

Fuck that noise.

Milfs are hot - she has a lot more to lose than you. Go get that wise old pussy user.

fuck her and pretend she's your older sister

imean look at her I'd fuck that

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You retarded user?

Less typing, moar MILF fucking

blind leading the blind user?

Real OP here. She calls me kiddo and little bro sometimes but than is sending mixed signals so I never know where I stand.

then fuck her, moron and pretend she's your older sister

look at her I'd fuck that

Jesus Christ, dude. Just fucking fuck her.

Yeah man, Ya dun goofed...

The only "regrets" I've had are the ones I chose not to fuck for whatever stupid ass reason. If she's down to keep it quiet, go fuck her

Where you stand is she clearly is into incest and wants to role play

she is also drunk and can play the rape card at any moment

Im not the one who posted that

Totally disagree. I got my dick sucked by listening to some Milf (46) tell me about her problems. She was "so impressed that I was wise beyond my years" or some shit, which turned very quickly into "I love licking balls, is that something you like?" then my dick was down her throat. Bad advice user.

Let the kid get his dick wet. He'll regret not doing it later.

Is this a picture of her, this chick is banging.. Anymore?

Go get that pussy user. Post results.

right, which would then have to be backed up by some sort of physical evidence. Messy situation for sure, but like someone else said, she has more to lose than him. SHE seduced him.

>Pic unrelated
The fuck man?

She is asleep and I missed my chance I'm a fucking failure. I hope I get another chance. Fuck my life.

Unless you want a child id suggest staying away from that trailer scum. Youre probably same age as her kids. Really want to be paying for their drug habits as their stepdad.

>just cause you can doesnt mean you should

Not OP, user being a nigger

she can't have kids anymore

>just cause you can doesnt mean you should

Yes, it does when it comes to any kind of reasonable pussy.

Use as fap material tonight, get her this weekend.

Not being a nigger. Just tryna stop an over-eager kid from doing something retarded.

Go bang a milf. Or a guy. Whatever. Just go to a bar and schmooze. Its not like it's climbing mt everest.

Want to bang a trailer scum hag then go nuts. Just dont let her know anything about you. Bogans/trailer trash/chats are fertile as fuck. Many a friend has fallen into the honey trap of the easy slut. Just dont wanna see another tragedy bloom.

>a mere smell of a cock impregnates them.