How do I eat pussy Sup Forums?

How do I eat pussy Sup Forums?

I feel like everytime I go down on my girl she feels absolutely nothing and I'm not sure what I'm doing wrong. She doesn't like direct clit stimulation so I have no idea what else to do

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If she's telling you she doesn't like direct clit stimulation it's probably because you're going straight for it. It's sort of something you need to lead into it.

Rub her legs a little while you're doing it, inner thigh. Lick over her whole pussy, go around the clit but don't actually touch it. Finger her at the same time but not vigorously, just 1 finger in an out slowly while you do the rest. Play with her tits while you do it if you can reach, my girlfriend used to love it when I'd lick from her clit all the way upto her belly button and then come back down.

Mix it up bro, don't go straight for the clit, tease her into it. That's like if a girl just instantly started sucking the head of your dick as hard as she could, it's not pleasant

give up, she likes it better when her boyfriend/girlfriend does it obviously.

With attitude

Dude some chicks are SUPER sensative there. Stop doing and start asking what she wants you to do to get her warmed up. Does she masturbate, find out how, this will tell you a lot.

See if she likes gspot stimulation. Suck on her titties while you do it.

Work the clit from the hood, or just above the hood. So there's indirect, very light contact. Put the whole of your mouth on her pussy, don't just beat the shit out of her clit with a rigid tongue.
Start slow, some girls take a while and need to start real slow and rhythmically to work into it.
Kiss her inner thighs first. They're a sensitive area and one that probably doesn't get much mouth contact so that will send the shivers up her spine right from the get go.
Don't bounce around from one idea to the next like an adhd retard. It's not porn, she doesn't want to be flipped about every 30 seconds, have fingers jammed in her one second and her clit hammer the next. Let her just lay there, relax and give her a chance to get into it.

Also, dismiss any expectations of what you guys (both of you) THINK should be happening, feeling or they way it should work.

Write the alphabet with your tongue on her clit after she's warmed up. After every couple of letters make your tongue stiff and fuck her as far as you can jam your tongue in her, then go back to alphabetting the shit out of that bitch

>underage

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Listen to this user, this boi speaks wisdom. A female orgasm is not like yours. The journey to it is what's important. Not busting as hard as possible as fast as possible. Once you coerce the clit to come out and play, use broad strokes of the tongue over it. Make your tongue as wide as possible. Rhythm is your ally and keep up the pace, don't change techniques too much. Lock into it and let her build slowly. If she likes her feet touched, suck her toes, if not, have her keep her socks on. Compression and stimulation elsewhere in the body is important, feet have worked for me in the past.
>insider trade: lick her asshole
Even if she says she's not into it, once you do it, she won't tell you to stop
>rhythm
>consistency
>outside stimulation
Try moaning and showing her how into it you are. Remember, the brain is the largest erogenous zone.

How do I get the clit out there. I feel like she gets bored

Just stop having sex, man. It only gets worse from here...

Lick her ass then when she opens her mouth to say wtf, spit in her mouth. Trust me, she wont look bored after that

Nothing from licking clit? You're fucked

Alright, fear not my young padawan. Start by coming from behind her and kissing the back of her neck. I've never met a girl in my life who didn't love that shit. Whisper dirty, but not disgusting things in her ear. Don't kill the mood by being a perv. Girls sense of eroticism is different from ours. Give a little nibble on her neck/ear lobes. With one hand grab her wrist or just above her elbow, show her your firm but don't hurt her. With your other hand start rubbing her butt. You can be firmer there, it calls for it. Once you've lain her down, don't go straight for the vag. Rookie mistake. Inner thighs and the creases of the hips need attention. Message the inner thigh and lick inside the crease of her hips. Where the legs connect to the hips. Chicks fucking dig that spot. Rub with a little pressure on the mons pubis, the area above the vagina where her pubic hair would grow if you were both older than 9. You need to stimulate the area around the vagina before you delve in. Once she is wet, start from the bottom of her vaginal opening and lick upwards slowly. Tease her lips with your tongue. Try not to go to the clit if it has reared its head. Let the anticipation grow.

it varies from girl to girl, but the clit itself it usually so sensitive it feels uncomfortable to toy directly with it

You are supposed to lick or play with the "hood" over it, that stimulates it a lot without overkilling it

Also mix, licking the lips feels good

mfw actual good advice in thread

I'm such a newfag but oh well, want to impart my wisdom.

The important part about oral sex (and any sex) for women is the build up. Probably most any guy knows how to throw his tongue on a pussy, but they don't know that the girl needs some time to warm up and get turned on. It's easier than it sounds.

Anyway, aside from just getting her in the mood and touching her in such a way that gets her spine tingling, it's important to activate other erogenous zones such as the neck and the back of the arms, etc. Work your whole body down hers and don't be feisty.

Some other newfag said to perform the alphabet on her clit. This isn't terrible advice but completely depends on the scenario. I will regale you with my experience.

After I did the above (probably very clumsily) I worked her pants and panties off and just kind of joked with her while I was doing it. "Oh god I'm so silly, I forgot there was a button, har har" and then when it was there, and at this point she's at least somewhat turned on and also kind of laughing about the situation (with me), I say "hey it would be fun to do something crazy, what about I do XYZ?" My XYZ was actually the alphabet.

Anyway, long story short I looked her in the eyes as I did every letter. She loved it. I would stop and say silly things like "l-m-n-o-p" and make out with her. Yeah things got kinky.

Anyway, this isn't a technique you use with any girl. Or most girls. But this worked in my situation. We're getting married in a couple months after about 6 years of dating.

Alright everyone, lay into me, how stupid and shitty and faggy am I? I've lurked maybe 10 years now. First real post that wasn't just asking for jackoff material.

pour milk pennies on it

Cont.
Slide a finger in while licking her around the lips. Moan. Act like you like what you're doing. Ask her what she wants done. If you are following the technique properly her clit will start to swell along with the rest of the area. Long, broad strokes on the clit are essential. I cannot stress enough how a consistent approach to pussy eating is essential. Constantly changing direction or spelling out anything on her pussy is a no no. Start slow and build the pace. Once her clit is exposed from the hood you can switch it up, but damnit, for her sakes, be careful. If your movements are not fluid you may have to start over. From broad strokes move to a greater amount of pressure on the clit with your tongue. That baby should pop up if you're doing it right. Your fingering should be intensify by now. Do not slam her pussy with your fingers, that is what your cock is for. Slide in and try to reach up for a spongy area, again be rhythmic. Start increasing the pace, you're almost home. With one hand in her, open your mouth on her clit and start sucking gently. Pressurize the inside of your mouth. You have to fit the whole thing in there and suck moderately, not like it's a cock. Bat it with your tongue and do not open your mouth. Keep the pressure stable inside your mouth. With your other hand start pressing down on her lower stomach. Like your hands want to meet behind her clit. Keep up this pace for a few minutes and she should start squiring and if done properly have multiple orgasms.

Slid you're finger s in and find the g spot on the roof of the vagina. It will feel like a spot that has grooves. A rub that spot (clip you're finger nails before hand) with the pad of you're finger. And act like your telling someone to come here with you're finger.

What the fuck is going on in this thread

Also dont focus on just the clit lick all of the vagina like when im done eatin my girl i have vag goo all over my nose chin cheeks neck i also like to spell out the abcs with my tongue. But mostly mix shit up you know.

This, thank you user. Very helpful technique right here class. Proper finger hygiene is crucial when stimulating the gspot. Honestly

A lot of nerds copypasting their fanfics?

clit is usually where guys fuck up. that doesn't really do anything for us, unless you're literally a god with your timing.

best advice i can give is to finger her while you do it, and learn what the fuck a g-spot is OP jesus christ pic related.

Nigga check this shit out.

Blow straight into her pussy.

Like, give it a few licks, tease the clit a little bit, nibble on her legs, and then just fucking blow as hard as you can right into her pussy.

My girl LOVES this. I make her cum every time i do this shit (it's the only way she can cum now).

If she doesn't love it, just keep fucking blowing man. Deep breath, blow as hard as you can right into the pussy hole. Repeat.

Fem, please eat my pussy.

Seriously, I can't tell if it's bait or just that fucking cringy, op basically do the opposite of everything and don't stop till she gets off

Spelling shit out is pedestrian and counter productive. Mixing it up slows the orgasmic process. Be consistent.

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some of my best sex involves the foreplay. lead up to it. make her feel special. treat her body like a playground. try the swings, the slide, the fucking monkey bars.

girls love it when you love their bodies and it shows.

true

bruh, your bitch can literally get air bubbles into her bloodstream and possibly die from this

great way to kill a female
healthline.com/health/air-embolism#Overview1

ur fucked. try guys

this.

weirdly enough kissing is the thing. making out like teenagers gets her going more than anything. sex without kissing is just fucking.

You niggas have no fuckin clue what you're talking about. My chick fucking loves when I blow hard as fuck into her pussy hole. I've been doing it for months, and she's never complained, and she hasn't fuckin died yet.

Seriously OP. Just fucking take a deep breath and blow fucking hard right at the opening of her pussy hole. Like blow fucking hard.

Take another deep breath and blow again.

Do it over and over like you're playing her pussy like a trumpet.

the advice ITT is why women usually don't enjoy being eaten out.

>ABCs
>over-stimulating the clit like this fag
>blowing into a vagina

that last ones true. thats actually one what of you faggots is out there doing to women right now.

sole clit stimulation doesn't work. you have to work around it. tease it. draw the ABC's with your tongue. when you "accidentally" cross her clit, you'll drive her wild.

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Yo bitches just care about getting off as much as any dude does and don't want to put in work just get in there and get it done there's no science to it. Let her fuck up your mouth and ride your face if anything

goaskalice.columbia.edu/answered-questions/blowing-air-vagina-dangerous

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i think there's a cultural gap somewhere here.

"in soviet russia, we always blow in our women's vaginas. that way we have no kids because of death of partner. it is simple."

Literally never met a femanon who didn't like having her pussy eaten.

you gotta eat it with feeling man
dont just awkwardly hang your head in front of her vag and poke her clit with your tongue

grab her by the thighs, and pull her in and shove your whole goddamn mouth on that muff slobber, rub and lick the ever loving shit out of it
(protip: at least try to look like you're enjoying it even if you dont)

putin kills all his mistresses this way. air compressor in the puss. that way they cum and go at the same time.

RIDF ftw.

Check it.

Nigga one time we got one of those things them old ass niggas used on the fireplaces. To move the coals around and shit. Shit looks like an accordion.

We got that accordion, air blowing, fireplace piece of shit thing and stuck it WAAAAY up her pussyhole and just started fucking pumping. Like I was trying to put save a child or some shit.

Shit didn't kill her at all. Made her cum like a mother fucker though

Did she tell you that?

give her a vibrator and lick her pussy and ass. when shes getting close lick ass while she cums..

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putin for pussy.
putin in da pussy.

west staged ukraine, nothing wrong with living in russia. russia is best. putin is alpha man.

you dont cunt

but if u do

69 it her on top she blows u whilst u tongue lick suck fuck and finger her asshole and cunt

only way to go

Do not lick the ass, only if they ask and only after you've eased into the scenario or she's turned off

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worked for me

One time she handed me this fuckin tube we were using to beer bong some shit. We put some water down there first to get out the mold and shit, and then she stuck it up her pussyhole. Like just a little bit though.

Nigga, I straight up put my mouth around that pussytube and fucking blew. I passed out bro. Straight up. Fucking passed out.

We gonna hook up the shop vac in her daddys garage to the pussytube next week.

do you like her user? if so, there shouldn't be a problem.

if you don't, and you just want sex, blow as hard as you can into her pussy. this will cause air embolism and kill her. this is the key to never having kids. putin for president.

must hurt being that virgin/infertile

like a bag of sand

What the fuck are you talkin about nigga?

OP. Eat that ass like its a motha fuckin chick fil a spicy chicken sandwich. YOUR BITCH WILL LOVE IT

>inb4 Sup Forums kills innocent girl.

Seems to be legit advice

what the fuck is this guy even

You tell me, not every girl outside the porn you watch likes her asshole licked or even touched

Aight nigga check it.

She been to the doctor? Mother fucker stuck one of them specimens up her pussyhole and open it up right?

Shit did not motha fuckin kill her am i right?

So why would blowing into her pussyhole kill the bitch?

These niggas are trippin yo

They tell you not to pay too much attention to the clit, this is a lie.

Take a stand, be a man. Don't be afraid to let your passion flow, explore her body, find out what she enjoys let your hands run sensually around her body and don't be shy of moving, lifting, grabbing or anything to get a good position.

Don't lick it like a dog, but rather trace your tongue around. Savor the flavor of her pussy and treat it with a gentle firmness.

Don't just peel back the clit's hood and mash your tongue in that like you were trying to give her nub a bloody wax, instead tease with your tongue, do some patterns around there, contort your tongue, pay attention to body language, and don't be afraid to communicate, talk dirt, be passionate and just shamelessly please her and stimulate every single nerve ending you find.

if you expect her to put her mouth on yours after that, you're in for some disappointment.

>playing her pussy like a trumpet
Fuck

shit right on her pussy

>>>>>>>>>>>>playing her pussy like a trumpet

Homie don't play that shit

i dont date whores i date princesses well mostly) and they most definitely enjoy the sensation

perhaps ur just whitewashed autistic

profoundlysick society

neitzsches rain etc

Any bitch considered a princess is a whore and mostly it's whores that like anal/rimjobs

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nah dude, this was a good post/good story. congrats on the marriage

>licky bum bum

Op, if you want to jump in and shove Mount Rushmore up her ass and blow in her pussy hole, you fucking do it

clean girls assholes taste like heaven

or perhaps you're just a beta virgin who believes every word out of a females mouth
>like she doesn't lose respect for someone who just put their mouth on her asshole
>and expects her to kiss him afterwards
>like shes not just saying nice shit just to avoid hurting your feelings

who wants to hear "yeah you really suck at that by the way"? what a turn on. as a female, i have lied to literally every man who went down on me because they all try to do bullshit like the advice ITT and i promise you, it has never worked.

I would love someone to suck my head immediately.

>playing her pussy like a trumpet

i like tongueing her ass and i like my ass being tongued and im not so fragile autistic retarded that im scared of a microschopic piece of processed food matter to not want to tongue fuck kiss her afterwards you virgin piece of retarded shit

>ur
>tongueing
>so fragile autistic retarded
>microschopic
>virgin piece of retarded shit

You're an autistic faggot for getting ass blasted to begin with

is this thread for real? A dick goes in the pussy, there's no tongue to clit, mouth to pussy licking asshole shit, that's nasty as fuck. you guys need to realize we are human not some fucked up gorilla in the zoo. That shit will give you mouth cancer

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Spell out the ABCs slowly with your tongue you idiot.

This thread is purely bait or the average age of a fucking banana

you just date disgusting people because you're an inferior person compared to i

cringey

what if im not a native english speaker or parents werent?

>She doesn't like direct clit stimulation
dump her ass and find someone who does everyone else is a lying vrigin

>everyone else is a lying vrigin
except you right? Lol :)

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stay pure and clean, virgin

>virgin
Don't worry kiddo, I won't tell anyone ;)