Waifu Claiming thread >Pretend to be normal edition
The rules are simple: >Claim your waifu/husbando >Post fitting, not over-sexualized or excessive content of the sort. >Take your porn, suggestive themes and ERP elsewhere. >Insult other waifu >Insult Dio >Keep RP to a minimum. >Ignore the RP >Pretend to be normal and discuss stuff Most important: Have fun!
Trolling doesn't bother me. The rules aren't meant for them. It's simple enough to just bake new bread.
gj troll you stopped nothing
Austin Rodriguez
Go to sleep nigga
Hudson Taylor
Milinda claim
Samuel Ward
some quality gachimuchi there kek fuck dio >sachi claim
Connor Turner
>I KNOW THIS GIRL FROM ASIA ALL I SAY IS DONG DING
Asher Allen
>easier to laugh Exaactly, Self deprecating humor makes all the shit an easier pill to swallow. That and masturbation as you said haha Sheeeeeit, those sound kickass. and maybe settle for a bit less of a Graphics card while also upgrading the mobo? Lewdo Oh shit boi, Ill have to take a girl to a forest fire next time. Didn't know they were pussy magnets haha That it does Thats cus your imagination probably stopped at 4 as well
Also caliming
Levi Gomez
>Shizuru get! >If dubs, i'll eat a rock.
Colton Peterson
I'm here too user
Noah Scott
Faggot kys
Dylan Adams
@mega_phased on Twitter. Major fucking faggot
Logan Morgan
Faggot
Grayson Rogers
>glowing waifu >rare waifu
Isaac Harris
You tried
Kek. The new gen kids are shitty
Fuck
I'm sorry right hand :(
Lol sweet I gots this
Got best of both worlds but I wanna see yours
First, bunny user. And now you two
Caleb Carter
>responsive rattle Oh no, I made a mess and I have to clean it.
Rory claimed
Eli Miller
Aizawa claim
Christopher Torres
Claiming best girlie.
Jack Gutierrez
lol, I wasn't trolling. I just post shit to piss people off if they insinuate I can't do something.
It's reverse psychology, but it happens in EVERY edition of this thread I start in for the day.
If you let me get away with a couple RAW pics without saying shit, you get a stream of 20/80, 80% perfectly acceptable imagery.
Otherwise, you are guaranteed 100% content that wastes the image limit while disobeying the thread rules and providing 0 content other than fap material.
You gotta play it smart.
Evan Morris
Hmmm, this seems familiar...
Justin Adams
I'll rattle my ass cheeks on your face.
kek It's a blue glow, i heard the hearthstone thing "RARE"
y
forest fires are not pussy magnets, anime figures are pussy magnets.
Benjamin Adams
I want to stick my d into her give more porn
Logan Morales
>If you let me get away with a couple RAW pics without saying shit, you get a stream of 20/80, 80% perfectly acceptable imagery.
>Otherwise, you are guaranteed 100% content that wastes the image limit while disobeying the thread rules and providing 0 content other than fap material.
Naw nigga its 980ti or new mobo and cant afford both Also the tattoo i want to get is the brotherhood of steel symbol
Robert Garcia
That is trolling.
Jacob Reed
It's a social experiment then.
Good luck solider, stay strong.
How do you think a game with your waifu would work out?
Based god. That'll be my project for tomorrow when I get home.
>Best idol claimed
Jonathan Jackson
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Cooper Edwards
Fag should know nothing is gonna keep the rpers outta this shit aside from gore. Or mayhaps guro of their avatarfag
Jordan Rivera
Jesus christ, how childish can you be. >smugger Dio is gross. As long as you dont fart to rattle them, I guess Ill be okay with that. This is defeating the purpose of trolling. Get the tat. Make sure its west coast.
Carson Morales
Heres my reply
>shinoa bro
Aaron Gray
TL;DR
Adrian Myers
Fuck off mai waifu m8
Jaxson Sanchez
That is the exact defention of trolling
Owen Russell
yo who is this and rude
Jason Williams
I feel bad for my right as well. Im a righty but left is what I use for the "feel good" kinda stuff Both are nice I wish mine glowed :/ and anime figures are pussy magnets as well? I guess I'll have a start an anime figure forest fire so she'll get doubly wet
Elijah Jenkins
>saved kek maybeeee
Thats a little better. >stay strong What have you made me do? >RIP me
Anthony Wilson
>saved by the singles rattle why even bother then? all you're doing is wasting your time thanks for the image for my bait collection
Blake Scott
Suppose so, was always into shooters as a kid
nou
Tho its not like my generation is any better but my god these new ones are unbarable
Logan Smith
if you light an anime figure on fire i'll find where you live.
pls no, every time someone mistreats a figure my heart breaks a little more
straight twerkin.
Matthew Cooper
Idgaf post more pls
Elijah Adams
Claiming
Isaac Roberts
>make sure its west coast Idk what that means Heres a more fitting bait picture >checked
Parker Thomas
Lurk initiated
Tyler Gray
Hmmm, I like the idea of the tat, and like rory said west coast best coast. But at the same time a better PC will bring hours of entertainment. Such the dilemma! I've never thought about that! I dunno, maybe like a civ game where you have to conquer everything lol So much Tomoko hate goin on. Y tho?
Colton Williams
Apply the noose Drink the bleach Kys >yandere-chan
Brandon Cook
>having a waifu
Jack Ross
Why you lurk friend?
Nolan Thomas
nou
Easton Baker
Hey guys! Back from work!
Jordan Allen
Ayy dats mai waifu fuk off
Eli Butler
what is your obsession with that faggy character from space cowboy? you fucking waste of human life
Matthew Butler
Wait isn't she from Angel Beats? You fucking nigger. That show made me cry.
Angel Barnes
Fine >pic related
Not really. Trolling is to attempt to get a specific reaction, generating butthurt, while HIDING the fact you're trying to do it.
I'm just using tripwire triggers. >Call me out, and you're fucked >Manage NOT to call me out, and I'll be relatively pleasant to chat with, only deviating a bit.
It's a trick, but I don't care if you know it; it works for me either way. It's EITHER: >a fun conversation >a disgusting fest of fetishistic fuckery
Not exactly. In this case, one is a moderated result that deviates only somewhat from the accepted flow, the other is an immoderate direct attack with no purpose that actually wastes my time as well until I gotta go.
One is potentially slightly unpleasant but mostly all good, just adding some extra flavor. The other is rude, obnoxious, pointless, and absolutely disgustingly perverse, generating HIGH levels on unpleasant.
Very. Also, this user gets it.
Cameron Davis
hey koko. hows you doin?
Lincoln Myers
Hey me too how was your day?
Rikka claim.
Benjamin Smith
As am I, but I can't forget the memories I have of fuckin around with friends, fuckin with people and generally just fuckin Do you have any figures? I kinda want some but I don't want it to get out im a weeb lol Cmon dawgie
John Ramirez
Sup Forums claimed >bow down niggers
Cameron Collins
no only cause i cant afford them, i want to get a bunch but i need to get my new car asap.
Nicholas Perez
Oh god no. Kurisu is from Steins;Gate.
Lucas Gray
You have a point.
And because, fuck. That is why
Blake Hughes
topkek. Don't worry, there's happy feels.
ooh that sounds badass! A anime related civ game huh. Who should we sell this idea to?
Blake Lopez
Im doing pretty good thanks, how you doon? Woah Trips confirm, buy all the figures instead of car. What kinda car are you tryna get?
Logan Rogers
whatever, i guess...
yeah, wutevs
Grayson Cox
To each of their own
Jace Thompson
No, no, you see: Trolling is subtle, and it generally wants to keep the trollees unawares.
What I'm doing doesn't care if you're aware, because I'm good with either. As long as people don't call me out, I'm all good with any usage of this thread. I just won't follow the rules to a T. But, when called out, I will shit on the rules for no reason other than don't call me out, because your rules are fake anyway
I kinda alluded to that here:
Lincoln Price
That's.. wow
Best qt!
Can't what to see it brah
Always
Oh
HIT THE QUAN
I enjoy both hands since I switch from on sessions unless using lotion
You're welcome m8. Just wish it wasn't as pixilated
You're welcome
Some are okay not gonna lie. Most are shits
Maybe me
Sup jenny
Carson Rogers
Hey rika! It was fine. Buisness was slow so i didn't need to do much. How about you? Hows your day been/going?
Jonathan Butler
>Yay, for once rattles
Alright i'm back. And i went and did some counting.
SHIZURU COUNTING SHIT COUNTER! I'll be tracking a bunch of the things, as long as i can be fucked, remember, or am
around to track it. Hugs: 26 Syndra tells someone to kill themselves: 72 Dio mustaches things: 9 Rattles: 41 Burger: 2 Kagami x Magumin no u cuter: 16
Blake Adams
typical weeb mobile
i want a nissan 240sx or a subaru WRX
Nathan Campbell
CC claimed
Jackson Barnes
I think we should sell it to whoever makes the civ games. Or like a mod or something haha we could make billions Tru, dude have you seen the new COD trailer? I'm a bit salty that their baiting me with the remaster of COD 4
Charles Lewis
She too innocent, too pure
Benjamin Murphy
Alright. Got my IS-2 the ventalation upgrade she needed
Brayden Gutierrez
spider expert
Henry Cox
Best smug!
Charles Richardson
>my heart stuff to do
>barks internally
Owen Price
Slow days are always great but then time goes by so slow, what do you do? My day was alright, learned a couple new things on the job and now I am home haha
Ethan Kelly
NOT INNOCENT ENOUGH FOR THIS TONGUE
Michael Young
...
Nathaniel Cox
ikr? It took me almost 0 seconds to notice that my image was almost the same, just with Cirno X Daiyousei.
Even blue/green on the same sides. It's fricking uncanny.
Hudson Thompson
QOTT: when beating the meat, are you left or right?
I'm both so one isn't lonely and muscles wont build unevenly
Levi Martinez
Just looked at the corsair 980ti its only $680 But i also need a mobo and a tattoo and i want to see rob zombie live No u
Eli Edwards
Ambidextrous! I tried switching, just didn't feel right with the way it curves I guess. I mean I can do it but it takes longer >using lotion Whats that? Never heard of it Oooo, I got a nissan myself and that shit is built like a tank haha
Dominic Sanchez
claimed
Juan Powell
Meh, I just have a bad taste in my mouth over them
Meh, it's IW so I have no expectations >Having to buy a special edition to have CoD4 remaster Fucking jews did this
Left
Nathan Price
Gake and Fay
Carter Edwards
>beating the meat not all of us have the protruding appendage. >iusetoys
Jackson Bennett
Fuckin' lefty. Righty for special occasions. I'm strange. >The only "lewd" I have because of topic
Chase Fisher
id rather not say
Isaiah Scott
Welcome back m8.
I'll try my best!
>HIT THE QUAN You're a funny guy, you know that?
Didn't even think of that lel. Does Steam still do those paid mods or whatever that stuff was about?
Angel Price
You mean to pass the time? I didn't have much data so i just played with a basketball in the parking lot. Other than that i just doodled in a notebook.
right
>cracked up like a 12-year old reading that post
Cameron Cox
oh sorry, was reading replies.
Brandon Powell
I want to fill your waifu like a creampie with my jizz
Jeremiah Price
left how can you be both? need that balancing >hugs
Nathan Mitchell
I just looked up IS-2 and its a tank, what are you gearing up for Tomoko? >existential barks Left >muscles wont build unevenly Too late for me, If I keep this up i'll look like quagmire when he found internet porn How much are the concert tickets? You might be able to get the 980, and see the concert
Jason Sullivan
I want to cum in sachi's mouth
Brandon Phillips
If you can't do the splits, you won't be able to straddle me in bed.
Josiah Jones
Well I meant what do you do as a job haha What did you draw? Was it cool?