Waifu Claiming thread
>Pretend to be normal edition
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Post fitting, not over-sexualized or excessive content of the sort.
>Take your porn, suggestive themes and ERP elsewhere.
>Insult other waifu
>Insult Dio
>Keep RP to a minimum.
>Ignore the RP
>Pretend to be normal and discuss stuff
Most important: Have fun!
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still here
Mirai claim.
Claiming
Trolling doesn't bother me. The rules aren't meant for them. It's simple enough to just bake new bread.
gj troll you stopped nothing
Go to sleep nigga
Milinda claim
some quality gachimuchi there kek
fuck dio
>sachi claim
>I KNOW THIS GIRL FROM ASIA ALL I SAY IS DONG DING
>easier to laugh
Exaactly, Self deprecating humor makes all the shit an easier pill to swallow. That and masturbation as you said haha
Sheeeeeit, those sound kickass. and maybe settle for a bit less of a Graphics card while also upgrading the mobo?
Lewdo
Oh shit boi, Ill have to take a girl to a forest fire next time. Didn't know they were pussy magnets haha
That it does
Thats cus your imagination probably stopped at 4 as well
Also caliming
>Shizuru get!
>If dubs, i'll eat a rock.
I'm here too user
Faggot kys
@mega_phased on Twitter. Major fucking faggot
Faggot
>glowing waifu
>rare waifu
You tried
Kek. The new gen kids are shitty
Fuck
I'm sorry right hand :(
Lol sweet I gots this
Got best of both worlds but I wanna see yours
First, bunny user. And now you two
>responsive rattle
Oh no, I made a mess and I have to clean it.
Rory claimed
Aizawa claim
Claiming best girlie.
lol, I wasn't trolling. I just post shit to piss people off if they insinuate I can't do something.
It's reverse psychology, but it happens in EVERY edition of this thread I start in for the day.
If you let me get away with a couple RAW pics without saying shit, you get a stream of 20/80, 80% perfectly acceptable imagery.
Otherwise, you are guaranteed 100% content that wastes the image limit while disobeying the thread rules and providing 0 content other than fap material.
You gotta play it smart.
Hmmm, this seems familiar...
I'll rattle my ass cheeks on your face.
kek It's a blue glow, i heard the hearthstone thing "RARE"
y
forest fires are not pussy magnets, anime figures are pussy magnets.
I want to stick my d into her give more porn
>If you let me get away with a couple RAW pics without saying shit, you get a stream of 20/80, 80% perfectly acceptable imagery.
>Otherwise, you are guaranteed 100% content that wastes the image limit while disobeying the thread rules and providing 0 content other than fap material.
Naw nigga its 980ti or new mobo and cant afford both
Also the tattoo i want to get is the brotherhood of steel symbol
That is trolling.
It's a social experiment then.
Good luck solider, stay strong.
How do you think a game with your waifu would work out?
Based god. That'll be my project for tomorrow when I get home.
>Best idol claimed
...
Fag should know nothing is gonna keep the rpers outta this shit aside from gore. Or mayhaps guro of their avatarfag
Jesus christ, how childish can you be.
>smugger
Dio is gross.
As long as you dont fart to rattle them, I guess Ill be okay with that.
This is defeating the purpose of trolling.
Get the tat. Make sure its west coast.
Heres my reply
>shinoa bro
TL;DR
Fuck off mai waifu m8
That is the exact defention of trolling
yo
who is this
and rude
I feel bad for my right as well. Im a righty but left is what I use for the "feel good" kinda stuff
Both are nice
I wish mine glowed :/ and anime figures are pussy magnets as well? I guess I'll have a start an anime figure forest fire so she'll get doubly wet
>saved
kek maybeeee
Thats a little better.
>stay strong
What have you made me do?
>RIP me
>saved by the singles rattle
why even bother then? all you're doing is wasting your time
thanks for the image for my bait collection
Suppose so, was always into shooters as a kid
nou
Tho its not like my generation is any better but my god these new ones are unbarable
if you light an anime figure on fire i'll find where you live.
pls no, every time someone mistreats a figure my heart breaks a little more
straight twerkin.
Idgaf post more pls
Claiming
>make sure its west coast
Idk what that means
Heres a more fitting bait picture
>checked
Lurk initiated
Hmmm, I like the idea of the tat, and like rory said west coast best coast. But at the same time a better PC will bring hours of entertainment. Such the dilemma!
I've never thought about that! I dunno, maybe like a civ game where you have to conquer everything lol
So much Tomoko hate goin on. Y tho?
Apply the noose
Drink the bleach
Kys
>yandere-chan
>having a waifu
Why you lurk friend?
nou
Hey guys! Back from work!
Ayy dats mai waifu fuk off
what is your obsession with that faggy character from space cowboy? you fucking waste of human life
Wait isn't she from Angel Beats? You fucking nigger. That show made me cry.
Fine
>pic related
Not really. Trolling is to attempt to get a specific reaction, generating butthurt, while HIDING the fact you're trying to do it.
I'm just using tripwire triggers.
>Call me out, and you're fucked
>Manage NOT to call me out, and I'll be relatively pleasant to chat with, only deviating a bit.
It's a trick, but I don't care if you know it; it works for me either way.
It's EITHER:
>a fun conversation
>a disgusting fest of fetishistic fuckery
Not exactly. In this case, one is a moderated result that deviates only somewhat from the accepted flow, the other is an immoderate direct attack with no purpose that actually wastes my time as well until I gotta go.
One is potentially slightly unpleasant but mostly all good, just adding some extra flavor. The other is rude, obnoxious, pointless, and absolutely disgustingly perverse, generating HIGH levels on unpleasant.
Very.
Also, this user gets it.
hey koko. hows you doin?
Hey me too how was your day?
Rikka claim.
As am I, but I can't forget the memories I have of fuckin around with friends, fuckin with people and generally just fuckin
Do you have any figures? I kinda want some but I don't want it to get out im a weeb lol
Cmon dawgie
Sup Forums claimed
>bow down niggers
no only cause i cant afford them, i want to get a bunch but i need to get my new car asap.
Oh god no. Kurisu is from Steins;Gate.
You have a point.
And because, fuck. That is why
topkek. Don't worry, there's happy feels.
ooh that sounds badass! A anime related civ game huh. Who should we sell this idea to?
Im doing pretty good thanks, how you doon?
Woah
Trips confirm, buy all the figures instead of car. What kinda car are you tryna get?
whatever, i guess...
yeah, wutevs
To each of their own
No, no, you see:
Trolling is subtle, and it generally wants to keep the trollees unawares.
What I'm doing doesn't care if you're aware, because I'm good with either.
As long as people don't call me out, I'm all good with any usage of this thread. I just won't follow the rules to a T.
But, when called out, I will shit on the rules for no reason other than don't call me out, because your rules are fake anyway
I kinda alluded to that here:
That's.. wow
Best qt!
Can't what to see it brah
Always
Oh
HIT THE QUAN
I enjoy both hands since I switch from on sessions unless using lotion
You're welcome m8. Just wish it wasn't as pixilated
You're welcome
Some are okay not gonna lie. Most are shits
Maybe me
Sup jenny
Hey rika! It was fine. Buisness was slow so i didn't need to do much. How about you? Hows your day been/going?
>Yay, for once rattles
Alright i'm back. And i went and did some counting.
SHIZURU COUNTING SHIT COUNTER!
I'll be tracking a bunch of the things, as long as i can be fucked, remember, or am
around to track it.
Hugs: 26
Syndra tells someone to kill themselves: 72
Dio mustaches things: 9
Rattles: 41
Burger: 2
Kagami x Magumin no u cuter: 16
typical weeb mobile
i want a nissan 240sx
or a subaru WRX
CC claimed
I think we should sell it to whoever makes the civ games. Or like a mod or something haha we could make billions
Tru, dude have you seen the new COD trailer? I'm a bit salty that their baiting me with the remaster of COD 4
She too innocent, too pure
Alright. Got my IS-2 the ventalation upgrade she needed
spider expert
Best smug!
>my heart
stuff to do
>barks internally
Slow days are always great but then time goes by so slow, what do you do? My day was alright, learned a couple new things on the job and now I am home haha
NOT INNOCENT ENOUGH FOR THIS TONGUE
...
ikr?
It took me almost 0 seconds to notice that my image was almost the same, just with Cirno X Daiyousei.
Even blue/green on the same sides.
It's fricking uncanny.
QOTT: when beating the meat, are you left or right?
I'm both so one isn't lonely and muscles wont build unevenly
Just looked at the corsair 980ti its only $680
But i also need a mobo and a tattoo and i want to see rob zombie live
No u
Ambidextrous! I tried switching, just didn't feel right with the way it curves I guess. I mean I can do it but it takes longer
>using lotion
Whats that? Never heard of it
Oooo, I got a nissan myself and that shit is built like a tank haha
claimed
Meh, I just have a bad taste in my mouth over them
Meh, it's IW so I have no expectations
>Having to buy a special edition to have CoD4 remaster
Fucking jews did this
Left
Gake and Fay
>beating the meat
not all of us have the protruding appendage.
>iusetoys
Fuckin' lefty. Righty for special occasions.
I'm strange.
>The only "lewd" I have because of topic
id rather not say
Welcome back m8.
I'll try my best!
>HIT THE QUAN
You're a funny guy, you know that?
Didn't even think of that lel. Does Steam still do those paid mods or whatever that stuff was about?
You mean to pass the time? I didn't have much data so i just played with a basketball in the parking lot. Other than that i just doodled in a notebook.
right
>cracked up like a 12-year old reading that post
oh sorry, was reading replies.
I want to fill your waifu like a creampie with my jizz
left
how can you be both?
need that balancing
>hugs
I just looked up IS-2 and its a tank, what are you gearing up for Tomoko?
>existential barks
Left
>muscles wont build unevenly
Too late for me, If I keep this up i'll look like quagmire when he found internet porn
How much are the concert tickets? You might be able to get the 980, and see the concert
I want to cum in sachi's mouth
If you can't do the splits, you won't be able to straddle me in bed.
Well I meant what do you do as a job haha What did you draw? Was it cool?