Portugalcoholic

>portugalcoholic

Portugal is a very special country, it always stands out

daily reminder: this isnt shopped

WTF PORTUGAL

rekt

frogs on suicide watch

...

Moldova can't even afford to drink it's own produce XD

:(

Kek, is that supposed to embarrass us? We take that with pride here.

Those are less prideful, but it is mostly under control these days, and it's a leftover from the 90's. Turns out, drug decriminalisation and counselling works. Who knew?

>inb4 Spaniards/French say they drink more beer to make up for the gap.
Nope.

Can't compete with spirits, though, the Slavs have us beat.

King Barbosa is dissapointed

all these aids niggers around us

Jesus, man, you can't take our alcoholism from us. That's part of our national identity.

I'm honestly surprised it's so low. Older people pretty much drink wine with every meal, and younger people drink it at parties, or when they eat with other people. I definitely drink more than a liter each week, and I don't even like wine. Most people started drinking at least a bit of wine with water at like 12.

Maybe the Muslims bring the average down.

We are the same but we're actually depressed so there's why we drink more.
It isn't funny or cute.
It's just shit.

>Drunktugal
>Inebriatugal

>PORTugal

drunktugal
aidstugal

>TFW no aids gf

Portugals isnt that alcohol.

Eesti on the other hand..

>Portugals isnt that alcohol.
Wow i should go back to bed1

lying pieces of shit!!!! we´re mostly sober, who made this bullshit map?

Inb4 russians
No Estonia, it's you.

Porto is considered like a wine

Alcoholism is not our identity. Depression is. We're the #1 antidepressors consumers in the world (per capita)

>mfw Turkey is unironically too poor to afford wine
lmao

Look again, France.

You are nothing.

slavs drink shitty cheap wine

they are not humans

AYO *Hic* Holdsh Up

*Drinks Port from the Bottle*

Ish you saying caralho?

*Throws up on the table*

Ish you shaying?

*Mumbles about an empire*

That we be alcholicsh and...*hic* Shiet!

But wine is not alcohol, you know.
This. Being depressed is part of our culture, but we do live in a pretty fine country. Btw don't believe French posters in this board, they are all declinist rightards .

>drinking wine

plebs

France confirmed the biggest Britboo's

DELETE THIS

This is a tired-horse soup. It's a meme food some old geezers eat for breakfast to start up.

That's wine, bread, honey and cinnamon.

Before a shot of bagaço, of course.

It sounds nice as a stew if it wasn't made of bread irmão