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/brit/ sucks

Terrible edition

KNEECAP
HIS
UNCLE
Lads

who dies /brit/ want to win sound of 2017?
surely it HAS to be dave or aj tracey

WARNING: THIS IS A NAZI CONTROLLED THREAD

>tfw terrible overbite that i never got corrected

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Here are 10 of the lovely ladies that reside in my harem. Roll to see which of these temptresses you get to spend a year to do ANYTHING with (some even have a surprise for you)

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>SD card corrupted

im going to fucking kill myself

Don't know any of these tbqh

very disappointed with the so called prostate wank desu

are you a gril
it may look good on you

>ladies

3 get

>2016
>people still think SD card slots are a feature

lol imagine getting a fancy pen for christmas if my mum and dad did that to me i'd stab them in the jugular and convince the police/child line they raped me every night at 8pm

what did you have in that SD card

wanna take me to maccies and that
cuz their girlfriend is a little rat

I've got $500 to blow on clothing (seasonal clothing allowance) but I've already got enough cheap shirts and cargo shorts.

Help me pick out some cool clothing from
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>tfw terrible underbite that i never got corrected

What's the strongest a woman has ever come on to you lads that wasn't a gf/ partner?

>Went out at uni once and some girl offered to buy me drinks and hold my coat the whole way round, she seemed really insistent so whatever.
>Finally leaving and ask for my coat, she offers to walk me home.
>Black out, wake up in a field with her sucking me off, my hand in a load of nettles, she won't stop and it's really toothy.
>Tell her I can barely see and want to go home (did a mild panic because I wasn't sure what the fuck was going on)
>She starts saying she has condoms back at hers if I just go with her we could fuck and nobody has to know.

I'm not even remotely good looking, no idea where thefuck that come from.

I give you my word that at least half of them are

That does NOT look good

i tried it once
feels like shitting in reverse, uncomfortable, 3/10

would throw rocks at you if I saw you in public wearing this tripe

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Are these all trannies or something?

Rolling anyways

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The old 'xiety is a funny one

Getting less of the social, but more of the generalised kind recently

Really makes the noggin flicker

>What's the strongest a woman has ever come on to you
>implying

I'm always flattered when people say stories from my distinctly average life are lies.

That either means my life isn't that bad or that some people are just really boring.

roll

you don't look good

I imagine a lot of you look/act like that nonce in that Black Mirror episode

Fucking weird lad, she probably spiked you and has a rape fetish
Strongest for me was just a girl grabbing my arse
I believe him tbqh

>why don't you smile user

Back from jiu jitsu absolutely fucked

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It's pretty uncommon to get knocked out and raped by a woman mate

when i was younger this qt used to always hug me and constantly take pictures of us on her phone
she'd try and talk to me whenever I was out
i basically just blanked her and only realised when a friend told me she was mad for me

It was really weird though, I knew her from class but she was fucking silent.

Probably should have seen it coming when a girl was offering to buy me drinks. She wasn't great though so maybe that's why she thought I was easy prey.

>he watches Black Mirror

>Had a smoker's cough for four months now even though I don't smoke at all
I'm going to be fine, right? Starting to get a little paranoid, desu.

Imagine lying on here then getting very upset when it's pointed out.

got knocked out and raped by a gang of small oil coated Japanese girls on my way home from work today

>not boxing
Get OUT of Dublin, Xhang

What a boring fucking thread
Boring facebook cunts

You have absolutely fucking ruined /brit/

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Reminder that women do not believe white lies are lies and therefore should never be trusted

when i was a prepubescent a slightly older really slutty girl was really into me

she probably would have had sex with me

the christmas episode was a good one

>Workout
>Eat healthy
>Get enough protein
>Take multivitamins
>Buy fitting clothes
>Stay up to date with current events
>Brush teeth consistently
>Get a haircut that suits your head
>Get rid of glasses
>Keep skin clean
>Sleep 7+ hours a night

Reminder if you aren't doing these things, than you have no reason to complain about no gf

>foreign sports
fuck off

>What a boring fucking thread
>Boring facebook cunts

>You have absolutely fucking ruined /brit/

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Alri Mark

If it lasts more than 3 weeks you should see a doctor
Seriously see a fucking doctor lad, please

might stay up for another 3 hours lads

Am I going to fail this exam tomorrow? Yes

Do i rate kiwis? No

I do Muay Thai too

runt

A girl once said I have nice teeth.

most of these aren't necessary

Might just be a correlation there mate

>Foreign sports
>fuck off

So what do I do? Hurling and Gaelic?

Knew a girl from school who started to work same place I did and she used to ask me round to her house after work sometimes.
Asked me to help her with Accounting, ended """showing""" me her room and """accidentally""" leaving her underwear all over the place, started talking about sex then.
I didn't do anything though, she had a bf and I'm a faggot anyway.
She invited me to her birthday party too and when I didn't go she rang me up at 3am looking for a """lift""".

She doesn't talk to me anymore, think she got mad for obvious reasons.

Bet i could still bounce your head off the ground you fragile slanty-eyed knobjockey

only 3 me

2016? More like poo-thousand and sixteen

is that way my man

Yes.

Football and rugby

>get rid of glasses
ah yeah I'll just click my fingers and make my eyesight better

Boxing is the true Irishman's pass time, we didn't even invent it and it's still ours

Reminder that literally millions of normdrones don't do half of this and still have meaningful relationships.

Night was winding down and bar was emptying

Was standing near the dance floor

Girl approaches me suddenly and wines pon mi

She sucked me off at a park near the bar

Something wrong with her face I think, can't put my finger on it

absolute runt

My favourite musicians are Elliott Smith, Sufjan Stevens and Chet Baker. Do I have good taste? Think I'm probably hipster-tier desu.

try contact lenses, i'm gonna get those soon

Sure, but face it, you're not a normdrone. So suck it up and put in the work

What should i get the gf for christmas? We both agreed it's only gonna be a small thing for around a tenner. Was thinking body butter but i'm not sure

How comfy are you lads right now? I'm wrapped up warm watching the original Dragonball, might just pull an all nighter doing so since it's maximum comfy and I don't feel like sleeping.

r9k is the woman hate board

Are you me?

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bit of a fag aren't ya

Cause we don't use words like "normdrones" you fucking tit

>feeling a bit down
>remember Elliott Rodger was a real person
>feel better

My cock

It's a small thing desu

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her?

we were heavily influential in its codification

theres a bit of elliot in us all

>Tfw do all of these things and NO GF
I HURT MYSELF TODAY

laying in bed, same shit different day, 6/10

Applying to beautifulpeople

Wish me luck lads

>is a yank
>gives shit advice

figures
My New Years resolution is going to be to bully every yank out of /Brit/

oh yeah
alt-righters though
what's this
the women you know are shallow skanks who repost silly facebook pictures so they must all be?
or you get rejected and just project that image onto everyone else?