Australian Man punches a kangaroo in the face to rescue his dog
Rude, he didn't need to punch it.
Kangaroos are very unfriendly. They drown dogs and attack children
Friendship with Kangaroo has ended, Now Emu is my best friend
>dat choking on the dog
dayum
Holy fuck that's hilarious
KangaPOOs BTFO
roo would have done a number on him he's lucky as fuck
Ugly ass 2 legged rats bet I'd fuck up any roo any day.
>A group of hunters got together to help a young cancer sufferer (terminal diagnosis) with his last wish of catching a 100 kg (220 pound) wild boar with his dogs.
Children in Need never does anything like that.
The guy's lucky himself, if the kangaroo kicked him he'd be fucked
can kangaroos actually hurt you that badly?
Red Kangaroos are large and can punch/claw, and kick really hard
wallabies are small and peaceful
apparently their claws can fuck you up when they kick you
Can literally disembowel you
Their claws can disembowel you
meaning create a wound so deep that your intestines literally start falling out of the wound
so he should have just shot that kangaroo to be safe
will keep that in mind if i ever am in australia
has this actually happened to anyone? seems hard to believe
maybe it could under perfect circumstances but is this actually a thing?
thats what I said mate, the guy was lucky
probably, but would you risk it
He died on December 2nd. That's 4 days ago.
Feel bad man.
doesn't look like a particularly sharp claw
i just looked up pics of people attached by kangaroos and they just have scratches on them
That's a really big nail
Imagine it fingering your mum
yeah i can't find any examples of someone being badly injured by a kangaroo, including children who have been attacked
nice to see there's at least one animal that probably won't kill you in australia
For you
for you
>This fucking accent
he should have died being attacked by dogs
>An Australian man goes to his backyard
doesn't looks like the kangaroo could move it fast, I think it only could hurt if is driven by it legs
Luckily that roo is quite small.
what a fucking nigger
now i'm curious
Australians tell your 'Roo stories for us to hear
I wanna hear some shit like
>be in my yard
>'roo has kidnapped my little bruther
>fire a victorian bitter bottle over his fooking brow
>he leaves. The fucking cunt
That's weird to think of all the dead people we have put under in coffins.
I would like to be cremated personaly.
Is this achievable natty?
>Large mature males can stand more than 1.8 m (5.9 ft) tall, with the largest confirmed one having been around 2.1 m (6.9 ft) tall and weighed 91 kg (201 lb).[6]