Waifu Claiming thread
>Pretend to be normal edition
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Post fitting, not over-sexualized or excessive content of the sort.
>Take your porn, suggestive themes and ERP elsewhere.
>Insult other waifu
>Insult Dio
>Keep RP to a minimum.
>Ignore the RP
>Pretend to be normal and discuss stuff
Most important: Have fun!
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still here
No, we're not really aggressive in the 'avatarfagging hugbox circlejerk' that is /waifu/
>forever and always watch my smugger
It is a good gif. Heres another good gif.
Ah, so not too far then. I have to cross Canberra for my job, but its so worth it.
Cleaning a kitchen post service.
Reclaiming Rory
>Shizuru get!
>If dubs, i'll start trying to learn Japanese again edition
Really wish we get that property and house built so I can move away from my ex
Rikka claimed
>more
we are all fags here,maybe not in the way you are but fags non the less
>always rattling rattles
so close
>buy a hooker
I endorse this message. Goodnight man! Sleep well :)
I don't really give a shit about lewd. As long as the post isn't ERP I'm good. and you made me think about girl cums
That sounds like a good idea actually haha and yeah it does look alot like Halo. I swear to god I saw a pelican in one scene of the trailer
My man, who are you fighting against?
Hell ye dawg
Claiming
Here as always
What property where?
>koko
Why does she have no nose? This is bothering me
Whats yo main weapon?
Night moka
I have got to try that
We're all fag no matter how straight we say we are on Sup Forums
It's a dignity thing imo and really? Feels good with me mang
It seemed some had cringes too but it's all worth it since I'm getting my Keyes out of it
Morning tea lady
Shiragami Youko claimed.
>Just woke up from a nap, couldn't get back to sleep
>Took benadryl so I could still sleep at some point
>I've got a fever and cold sweats so guaranteed nightmare
Right now I'm just drifting in between naps.
you're still on 4chins and we have more autistic people that actually reg this thread.
Milinda claim.
Gonna lurk for a bit. Be back soon
Father is looking into buying a large property under my name
random battles. 15v15
hello
Works for me. :-P
Ok, I'll actually be going, because I'm doing an essay for my brother.
Hey. How's life, mate?
Dropping more non-lewd hotness
What up vampy
she has a nose, its just the artstyle, all moe n shit
wat game, i want in
Yeah definitely. Yui is the one i'm interested in seeing played out more as well. I'm also wondering which girls that were just side characters are going to be full people, like the ninja girl. Shiina i think.
Was close. Oh well.
>Rattle rattle
Some day i'll pick it back up even without dubs.
Ah got it. Surprised you have the free time to shit post doing something like that. lol
>Shizuru
>the legs kill me
hnnnnnnn
fug
That's not a nose, that's lazy design! Fucking moeshit
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> I swear to god I saw a pelican
Topkek I hope you were seeing things.
True that.
See ya soon. If I pass out then goodnight!
>Best idol claimed
As long as your happy with your job!
Ye
alright im curious. How many of you are actually weeabo neets that get off this this anime shit or have a waifu?
Aizawa claim
my friend is so fucking bad at dark souls, dumb fuck died 6 times to crystal sage
shhhh it's ok
i love moe artstyle.
LOVE
IT
it goes. yourself?
World of Tanks. Not many people like it
Not much, just regretting that first powernap.
Now I'm dehydrated and it's too late to play bass to distract myself from the fact that I'm going to have an even harder time waking up tomorrow than I will going to sleep tonight.
ITT: Nose comprised of what is essentially three curved lines harasses nose comprised of only one curved line, on the basis of 'lazy design'
did he dies?
does chew food?
what is happen
this make me uncomfortbibble
Im earning 800+ a week for 44 hour weeks. Feels good man.
Legs are Rorys thing.
Fully functioning member of society here.
I got a friend who plays, seems like its dominated by cheating Russians. Looks similar to MWO though.
It was cute at first but now its the norme, I dont like that
Anime noses are shit in general
Main weapon would be this I suppose
A dignity thing!? what are you too good for a rubber puss? Ya think your better than me?
Sup winno
Sound nice! Whats it like?
Kick there asses in the name of your waifu then
Tell him to fuck off, and later man, have a good one :)
As do I haha, that and the dress uniform at the end of the trailer looked an awefull lot like what they wear in Halo. Jus sayin
i have world of warships, never tried world of tanks
I like ships
top lel
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Oh, didnt know Koko is a weapon in cod4
We're still looking
>rubber puss
so like, are fleshlights really any different than me using something that vibrates?
are fleshlights even that good?
also how bad does it suck to only be able to cum once?
Dang man, all that from a cafe job?
I wouldn't say it 'goes' over here, per se, it more like drags on.
>not chewing your food
He'd throw up, drunk or not.
Food was meant to be digested and chewing is a key part of that.
>Tfw when everyone's talking about DaS3 and you don't have it
>tfw when you've resorted to playing the first one for the third time
I think one of the biggest trials of moving out isn't paying the rent, it's understanding that I may never have a next-gen console as long as I fucking live.
>paying the rent is pretty hard, too
You know it.
They're running out of ideas faster than marathon pro
>YOU SEE RAIN ERODED ZAHRA JEWELS EMBEDDED IN MY CHEST PIECE
Ah, hi there. How are things?
>that gif again
'scientific purposes'
>masturbation
Havent played with Russians. Have played with Mexicans
im doing alright. winning most games tonight
I didnt have anyone to play World of Warships with so I kinda just stopped
Specifics. It still goes in the end
Yep. 500 on Tuesdays in the bank, anything over cash in hand.
It makes the work legit hard. I normally only listen to Pellek covers.
Ive been able to cum twice. It was a long month between wanks.
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Y tho
Pic
Super cute!
No. Just doesn't feel right with me
that is entirely accurate
i'll play it with you whenever!
I want a private execution.
I see i see. Well have fun then. Just make sure you don't get yourself in trouble!
>Concerned rattle
i touch myself almost daily
pic of what? you want a pic of me? im confused
well, i'm glad your job pays well! I only make enough to sustain myself and some vidya if i feel like it.
Public, and the executioner has a very dull axe
alright I would need to re-download but it sounds like fun
I suppose you're right.
>also how bad does it suck to only be able to cum once?
It's a fucking bummer, if I'm being honest.
>I could go again
>Wait, no probably not
>Ah, definitely not
If there's someone else involved though, you should always finish the job for them (if you haven't already) otherwise that's just selfish.
ʳᵃᵗᵗᶫᵉ ʳᵃᵗᵗᶫᵉ
Also, you've got a cute-ass waifu.
>second to yours truly, of course
D̷͓̣̺̳̤̤̬͇ͪͯ͊ͤͨ̿ͩͫ͆ͥ͐ͫͦ͢u̡̔͌̔̿̑ͮ҉̞͈̜͕̹̲ͅb̢͉̗̜̳̬̘ͣ̔̌ͧ͒͑̏̐͑̀̍͛͛̊̚ͅs̉̐͒̇̉̏͐ͣͤͩ̃ͯ̀͏̧͓͉̘̲̺̟͇̻̣̟̜̥͍͠ ̵̸̃̆̏̽ͭ̊҉̥̟̮̝ͅa̐̎̍ͮ̿̽ͥ̾̽ͣ̊͊̀̚҉̡͎̟̟͈̻̙̹̣̞n̡̖̤͔̗͔̟͍̰̠͈͉͇̙̠̰͇͖ͬ̽̽̅ͮ̉͛̂̍̐͊̀͟͞d͊̑̉͏͓̪̠̳̺̺̬͎͓̯̺͈̮̺͜͠ ̸͔͈͉̭̿̄͂̈̔̆ͯͥ̆̕a̶̡̢̙͉̲̪͚̤̟̥̥͙͒̋̎̎͐ͬ̋̂̓ͯ̓̍͊ͣ̔̑̒ͬ͜͝l̢̦̱͕̘̥͇̞̼͉̥̜̪̒̒̿̉̃́̀͠ļ̦͔̖̦͈̯̻̞̰̞͖̹͙̘̘͎ͧ̈ͣͪ̇̾̓ͦͧͤͦ̂ͣ̓͡ ̸̨͓͍̗̯͚͔̲̮̖͓̪̯̖̱̥͍͎͍ͧ̇̈͗͋̉ͥͦ͋́͗̏͊̀͝ó̶͖̩̳̩́̊͛ͫ͗̽̀f̶̺̣̼͈͎̻͓̼̬̻̙͉̮͇̠̱͔͊̊ͧ̈ͥ͂̆́̕͟͜ ̸̡̖̘̣̥̤ͫͯ̓̒ͯ̑̎ͦͭ͗͊̌͠͠y̵̶͕͚͍̘̺̝͍̼͚ͦͣ̑ͨͮ́͒̅ͮ̔̉̽͒̌ͨ̀̕͞o̵̼̣̣̲̦̖̻͈̠̝̼̖͚ͪ̈́̉̃̿͡ų̇ͣͥ͐̃ͮ͑̈́ͮ̓̚҉͏̷͕̖̰͇̜̩͓̹̱̗͕̫̰̀ͅr̢̬̰̜̪̬̞̗̲̣̼͍͍̳͓͎̓̃̅ͧ̊͛ͥ̏͒ͨ̆̒ͧ͞͞ ̛̣̳̪͕̖̞͚͚͍̱̝͎͒̌̔ͤ̽̂̿̀̀̆̔̈́̈̏̽͋̂͑́͘ŵ̛̲͓̦͇͕̲͔̟̘͎ͫ̄͛ͭ͋͘ą̼̰͇̟̼̗̻̂̀ͪ̿̅̎̈̔ͨ̿̓̽̄i̷̢̛̬̰͈̬̼̖̤̺̠̱̗̹ͯͪ̒͒͜͢f̰͕̲̯͇͚͇̰̫͎͂ͪ͋̉ͣͩ̽̋̾͐̾͢͞͡͡ǘ̸̢̱̰͉͔̬̳͉̮̇͐̐̒̓ͣ͆̋̆͒̇ͩ͗̆͘̕ ̡͓͍̦̘͚̖̘̦̖͓̞̀̈́͌͗ͩ̏͐͛̕ͅb̫͙̞̲̪̤̙͉͛̋̾̓ͪͪ͝͡ę̵̡̫̱̱̣̟͓̦̲̭͕̺̰̺ͬͩ̿̐̎ͯͩ́́̋̎̚l̴͓̙̱̙͔̼̯̮̲̻̖̳ͯ̒̒ͬ̓̐ͣ̓̎͐̾̅̌̈̅ͧ́̕o͒ͪ̌̈́̊̊ͯ̇̍͆̿̐͌ͦ̎̑̈́͢҉̴̝̤̰͈͖̟̠͎ň̸̢̢̛͖̠̥̭̖͉̖̱̺̜͕̦̓ͮ̒ͦ̈́͛̃̍͘ǧͥ̌ͪ̄ͯ̆͆ͭ͗ͮ͂̄͆ͬ̚͘҉̜̮̫̠̠͜͟ ͑ͦ̌ͧ͌̄ͣͨͦ͛͛͌̑҉̫̖̞̼̺̠̲͚͇̩͕̱̼̞̤̺̣̟͝͝͡ͅt̤̠̳̥͙͎͔̖͍̩̤̳́̃̌͋̌͋ͥ͢͝o̧̨̠̻̠̖̦̫ͩ̅ͯ̓̆̃ͯ̌̓̀̑͟͢ ̷̵̛͕̥̱̘̘͉͎̥̤̥̤̟̋ͮͧ̿̆̎ͫ̋́m̷̖͖̲̪̤̼̫̯͍͈̭͓̣̫̖̝̖͒̀ͧ̄̓͢͟ͅě̸ͪ̏̚̕͏̸͙̫͕̜̘̼͎̱̳͚͉̻͇̹͎͓̬͠ͅ
For free?
I will put pantsu on you first but sure. I all also be starting with your toes
Sauce
>Jack White's Love Interruption autoplays
Motherfuuuucker, I wasn't ready for these feels.
I'm too exhausted for this shit.
>zalgo-ing your text to the point where it's unreadable even if highlighted
Also, nice singles.
Probably wouldnt be illicit.
Wont get in trouble being as fast at cleaning as I am
Just moved back in with parents while I sort myself out from previous job. Working 20 hours and getting fuck all while being the only good person there was causing depression and generally turning me into a little shit.
I wouldnt say cute for you though. More sexy, too harsh and angular to be technically cute.
Better luck next time, Zalgo.
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Having difficulties? I've been there :/ Also
>only just now being on your third run of 1
Smuggermelon
> ǝןʇʇɐɹ ǝןʇʇɐɹ
Alright. Carry on then,
you can also finish the job multiple times for them
>if you havn't already
i've never cum from sex.
non non is cute in its entirety, watch it if you get the chance
lets do it, download that shiiieeeett
>also i might go to bed before you do, so next time i see you we'll play
Kek, I did this once, cept I was in a porto potty and shitting while puking
maybe you should carry skrub. Git gud or go home
moe makes me feel like a pedo
Cmon mang
She is, you didn't know? You never got the gold koko?
and whats the criteria for the property?
No they're not really different I guess haha, I think it feels nice. although it takes more time than just my hand, but its worth.
>only being able to cum once
Skrrrrrub lol but why is that? Just can't get it or what?
REKT
E
K
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You should send that in to them lol
OP has good taste
Beata Maria
You know I am a righteous man
Of my virtue I am justly proud
Beata Maria
You know I'm so much purer than
The common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd
Then tell me, Maria
Why I see her dancing there
Why her smoldering eyes still scorch my soul
I feel her, I see her
The sun caught in raven hair
Is blazing in me out of all control
Like fire
Hellfire
This fire in my skin
This burning desire
Is turning me to sin
>QOTT - Best villain song.
Lyrics related - Hellfire. Just Jeremy Irons singing makes me wet. And Im a guy.
>Sauce
Usually blue cheese dressing on murica food,
but if it's sushi, wasabi and soy.
Any hot sauce works too, I'm partially to ghost pepper though.
If you're referring to the gif,
Jitsu wa Watashi Wa/Actually I Am
Apparently it's also called My Monster Secret, but I've never seen that once.
>too harsh and angular to be technically cute
>I M P L Y I N G
>Only just now being on your third run
Ah I don't play vidya often, so you'll have to pardon how slow I am at it, haha.
My friend harasses me about how long it takes me to finish a game all the time.
>On a related note, one time I spent thirty minutes in Skyrim's character creator
>ｖａｐｏｒｗａｖｅ ｒａｔｔｌｅ ｒａｔｔｌｅ
Things are good, how bout you?
atta guy, what would your second best tank be?
To each their own heh
Do it then
Likewise m8.
lel, I'd probably get blocked.
>being that much of a dirty casual
cmon man I thought you were a winner ;~;
Someone teach me
As long as im not wrong
sounds like a plan
A Russian T-34. Working that one towards heavier tanks right now.
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Thatd be worth it though! Don't you think? To be blocked by IW?
Boop
Good morning everyone
>I've never cum from sex
Ah, that must be a bummer.
>watch it if you get the chance
I'll be sure to.
I'm feeling hella under the weather.
But not like ordinary weather, like a thunderstorm. And I'm right under it. But that's alright, because I'm a goddamn winner and I'll power through it.
>dirty casual
I know, I know.
But mark my words I never leave a goddamn game unfinished, because I'm a winner. Still, I play my favorites over and over, like DaS and American McGee's Alice.
>I've given out way too much info about myself on /waifu/
>Someone's gonna find out I'm on here
>Someone won't be able to confront me about it
>Because then I'll know they're on here, too
>But they're gonna know
>F E A R
Sup Chen
>
No idea what that means, my folks just told me they are planning on buying a property under my name
>Sup Forums finally not ded, time to shower
goodnight
Oooo those are good lookin tanks too. I like your taste in tanks, from a purely aesthetic point of view haha
Hows it goin peaches?
>Casual rattles
If it makes you feel any better, i imagine i count as a filthy casual too. Lol
Oh this'll be fun and I say pic because I'm lazy saying pic related
It seems that rory gets it
Wazzup
Fair enough
All waifus here are!
You're not, so I suppose that makes you a winner, too!
>good morning
Jesus Christ what part of Europe do you live in, anyway?
It's just past midnight over in America.
>I imagine I count as a filthy casual too
Brethren.
oh i dont have an issue with cumming multiple times
was asking the guys lmao
>moe makes me feel like a pedo
shhh no one needs to know
yeaaahhh, super sensitive but cant cum vaginaly for shit
it sucks
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Only losers feel under the weather. If the weather is a thunderstorm thats because winners have affected it to be so
Twas a joke, my good nig haha. and sounds like a good deal to me
>Sup Forums finally not ded
Fuck it was hittin me hard for the past like 20 min
qott: have you ever been so far as to want what is be for when to then and what how
fucking answer it
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
fuckin claimed
>doubting my winning
>shun the nonbeliever
It's all good, as long as you can get off somehow.
No, I've never been so far as to want what is be for when to then and what how.
ur waifu a shit
Yeah man, just yesterday.