Need help Sup Forums fast

need help Sup Forums fast
if i don't get 400$ till the end of the day i'll be kicked out of my place, and become homeless

will do anything for money
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You male or female?

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check em

also pic seems to be very much related. robbery is always an option but its risky and you could die

post cp+paypal info

male, sadly
there is no time for robbery :/

if there's no time to run in, steal shit, and run out, then there isn't time for anything
i am literally talking about going to a place where there is cash, and just taking some of it

cp as child porn?

well if there is any other way than robbery i will try it

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Umm.

It wasn't me.

id fuck them
anybody else?

^ This. It's so true.
Anyway; I dunno about your country and shit, but in my city you can actually employ for a job and try to get a salary advance in your first day by signing a bunch of papers. Still we are talking about simple jobs like working in a grocery or something alike.

well in mine fucked up country you can't find even simple job like that and avarage mounthly paycheck is about 400$... so i must be online beggar

by tonight? you didn't think to maybe go asking strangers BEFORE the day it was due?

we can really only talk about how you're gonna deal with being homeless really i think its too late to obtain the money. generous richfags on this site are one in a couple million

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Try a go fund me

>we can really only talk about how you're gonna deal with being homeless
Let's.
I think Op is gonna be sucking cock in back alleys just to get something warm in his belly.

Try selling some shit on ebay m8.
Like anything.

i've worked my ass off whole previous mounth
and my boss haven't payed me for 3 mounths now,so i've had to work in a night club like waiter, boss promised that he will pay everything but he is in barcelona right now, and my land lord has no symphaty for me so.. i have no other way

won't get you paid today. like i said, realistically, no real options that aren't criminal. anything legitimate would take a day or two at the LEAST... even most criminal things, common things like drug dealing and more advanced shit like card scamming both give a return in no less than a few days. the more basic the criminal activity, the more likely you are to die or get caught, and the more advanced, the harder it will be to translate to usable funds without also getting caught or killed. its just not feasible OP

it's fake.

fuck it then...
if it can't be done, any homeless tips?

oh, you didn't mention you were wronged, also didnt mention you had worked for money already. call a lawyer. what your boss did is a serious crime, and i would call the boss and tell him he will hear from your lawyer shortly if he doesn't pay you today. "i have to let you know that this call is being recorded, my rent is due today. i tried to give you the leeway you needed, im not unreasonable. but if i am homeless because of this i will sue you for damages also"

We are missing the point of this thread aren't we?

i mean OP this is not the same as i blew all my money on crack and now im fucked. try to get a loan from your bank to cover the rent today. i would really recommend calling a lawyer and see if they will take it on contingency (only pay if you win)

The lawyer actually wants money to work for you; and as we previously stated this is not an immediate solution to save OP from the cold streets.

Grow the fuck up.

Goddamn I can't stand when you mental midgets think that life is like Perry Mason and all these Attorneys are out there waiting to right the wrongs in this world.

He ain't gonna do shit unless he gets paid FIRST unless it's such a slam/dunk case that even a clueless faggot like yourself WILL win.

For fucks sake. Shut your mouth and get some real life experience behind you.

oh right you said in a shitty country, but this is a crime in most countries that aren't fucking somalia

contingency contracts are a thing in real life kiddo

well you know i live in Bosnia and Herzegovina, it's a fucked up 20 years post-war country that is very fertile for criminal activities, drug dealing, prostitution and so much other.. all of our politicians are the biggest war criminals so naturaly our law is protecting the criminals and beating the will of life in the honest working people of our country...

if i press charges against my boss, it will take years for that item to come on court, and it will take even longer for court to bring "justice", so then i will be homeless and cant get any other job because the "court processing is still going on"... it's a pretty sad story

not common obviously, but OP is kind of looking at robbing a store, plus we don't even know what country he lives in. you sound like a pretty stupid person who thinks he's smart. do you work in IT? also, are you a furry?

He lives in a country where he can't even employ for simple jobs and you think that the lawyers are up to do this kind of shit gratis until the end of the cause.
Sure m8; go on.

Fuck off Raymond Burr.

DOES NOT APPLY

yeah your only option is crime
>implying i said it was probable
this whole discussion is about last-ditch efforts. you and are some uppity faggots, go away and let the adults talk before OP loses his home

Boy, and I mean that as in you're childlike, are you wrong in so many ways.

>Real life - how does it work?

> last-ditch efforts
> talks about lawyers
> yeah your only option is crime

You are fucked up. Seriously. Your thoughts have no consistency. Get good "adult".

Absolutely. Everyone with a grasp on reality loves talking about how wrong people are without explanation. Fuck off summerfag.

>let the adults talk
Well that was my good laugh for the morning.

are u fucking SERIOUS?
Where are the fucking admins? someone can get ride

what criminal can i do
i haven't done anything like that ever,
i don't know, what can i steal..

are you having trouble following the information flow here bud
"what are some last-ditch efforts"
"i'd try calling a lawyer for a consultation, ask if they'll take on contingency, what country do you live in"
"i live in bosnia, legal system is fucked"
"with that information in mind, you are fucked"

even in the states it'd take years to see the outcome of a court case, but the boss would likely be fucked with court costs and fines at the end of it

Comprehension - how does it work?

Not by calling someone a summerfag when you have no RL experience.

Break your Arm xD

Has anyone ever told you that you're really annoying? Repetitive even?

if you pay me i will

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Whaaa - reality is mean and hard. I don't like being told I'm wrong. (you)

Yeah! The reality of having some autistic faggot on the Internet repeat himself while saying nothing is just soul-crushing. GTFO Trump loving nigger

> Trump loving nigger

Guess who is the real Trump lover here o:

Keep talking. I'll listen. You're clearly very angry, probably because you sold out and fucked in the ass anyway. Some would say you deserve it for having no ambition, and being so gullible

well i could always go to the woods
good thing that the winter is gone :)

Wrong on the Trump front. You should be used to that by now in this thread.

Pointing out reality again to some autistic snowflake faggot is what I like to do.

>whaaa - soul crushing

What reality did you point out? You've only said that no lawyer works on contingency, which is obviously retarded, extremely uncommon !== impossible. And then you just repeated my own insult back to me like a true retard. I'm really not impressed. You're very boring.

>no lawyer works on contingency, which is obviously retarded, extremely uncommon
Which DOES NOT APPLY TO OP'S situation or MOST!

Good fucking Lord. Get some real world experience behind you before your mommy can't soothe your crying.

>extremely uncommon - TOP KEK

I lived in a tent for 3 months over the summer. Kind of nice really. No neighbors

You seem to be having trouble understanding the order in which this discussion took place. It's okay. I know that you're very mad. It'll be okay user.

I didn't need to follow this thread to see where it was going.

There you go again blaming someone else because YOU don't have experience dealing with what illegal or not.
Let alone how you lose in Court by being out played.

Seriously you have shown over and over how you're in a bubble from the REAL WORLD.

>now tell mommy I was mean to you and get your tendies

>repeats man-baby insults
ok bud

Has to keep it on the level of a Faggot that keeps getting whipped with his unrealistic ideals and won't man up to say he's wrong.

You're still angry user? Let it all out bud.