Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread

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claimed!! in madomu thread!

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Minatsuki Takami is claimed

claimed

Gotta love the internet. Just grab your dick and double click

J.U.R.I! I think H.A.N.A.K.O. is going to make it! An oil can, you said?

Rory claimed

Ill grab your dick

>only 30 minutes left of pointless madoka posting

Are westerns allowed?

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how was the fap?

Death senpai!
Can I.. Have a hug?

yes!!! then i get to see homu again!!!
>even though she's been in almost every madoka pic lol

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I have competition.

>checked
That's pretty gay bro

I haven't started yet, I'll report back when I'm done

Psh, what competition could you have?
>Perfect face
>Perfect body
>Perfect personality
>Perfect waifu

with who???

Do tell us more, where, what, why?

Now that I think about it... I could paste a chibi Homura 'logo' into every Madoka pic, that would work too.

Close your eyes, you wouldn't have to know~

the only good one

And not just in this field.

For porn, porn pooooooorn!
Sure, you can have a hug.
>goes in for a hug, dropping the axe to not try and kill froggo

you just got a lot more homu pics lol
>is kyubey's paw coming out of his ear?!?!

holy shit nobody wants to know about your fap you faggot

youtube.com/watch?v=7TrovtcNhpQ

Ahhh!
>Hops forward and hugs death senpai tightly, knocking her over

He has that weird thing coming out of his ears, not sure if you can call it paws but he can use them like that.

sup

>Fucking beautiful tiddies
She will, H.A.N.A.K.O is strong.
>But we must tend to her emotional circuitry, she needs a certain.. stimulation~ to get all of her new parts working correctly, of course. Maybe a sudden shock in between the two walking bipedal parts, should be a perfect place to restart her system. R.O.R.Y, the oil if you please!

ohhhh!!! okay, that weirded me out for a second!!

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hey kirino! how are you?

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-SYSTEM REBOOTED-

H.A.N.A.K.O. unit is ready for deployment.

WAIT A MINUTE THE UNIT DOESN'T NEED OIL THERE!

Almost forgot!
You're just a big ol' sweetheart

Okay!
>Struggles to reach her axe through the tangle with Froggo, managing to snag and hurl it at a nearby shelf with an oil can.
>Axe hits the shelf, knocking the oil can, which rolls towards J.U.R.I.
>hugs Froggo, slowly getting back to her feet
Whew... I'm a bit out of practice.

I hope that's you Im yelling at on Telegram.

>Tsuyu

Kektus

Uhuhuhu!
Nothing~ Pay no mind.

Death senpai you're so strong!
>Giggles as she holds onto you, legs wrapped around your waist as you stand up

Oh right... I thought JTTF was lacking members tho.

Howdy.

MODS MODS MODS

BAN THE AVATAR FAGGOTS

MODS MODS MODS

Ema Yasuhara-san

Come at me.

I just yelled frog fucker at someone named juri with a picture of a frog so

>Tsuyu

Hello, I'm here a bit earlier today.

Kyouko claimed.

what is jttf

Ayy! Did you sleep well? Anything going on?

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Speeeaaaaak
I can't understand just hearts

not bad
what about yourself?

yo

ok

Hey Galko, been busy lately? Nice to see you again

Don't mingle too long with the froggo, she's been around the block y'know~
>Excellent work, as always R.O.R.Y. A bit eccentric, but I'd have no better assistant at my side then you. Now, onto this H.A.N.A.K.O unit~
Ah, so good to see you open those eyes! Don't squirm or resist, this must be done.. or would you rather I do it manually?
>

I did, and I woke up when the delivery guy came with my new headset and now I'm gonna play some overwatch.

Good way to start the day.

So he actually cared to deliver them this time, have fun!

Maybe you think so, but showing some leg isn't a bad thing.
Besides that's rude, can't you see that I am clearly trying to get to know senpai? Dont ruin my chances.

Hello Galko. I'm not doing anything naughty, I promise.
>Yours are best
>You know I'm a L E G S and A S S kinda faggot

>Manual maintenance
>way2lewd

WHY IS AN INTELLIGENCE UNIT IN CHARGE OF MY MAINTENANCE?!

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Interesting, I will be telling the mods about this
Get ready for the hammer

You are a cutie.

Hey there Kirino. I'm alright, not too busy. How have you been?

Hey Juri.
>I know

Im strong because of my axe, it gives me the power of my god!
>Starts to walk back over to grab the axe
Don't hold on too tight or I won't be able to move real well!
No harm in the froggo, I do intend to be the God of Love.
Don't struggle. Intelligence units may be the best for maintenance purposes, they know things.

check em

singles checked

You suck.

i've been okay!! it's friday right???
what'chu been up to? anything exciting?

check em

Keepsake Industrial Rebuker Inducing Negative Options (K.I.R.I.N.O) unit detected.

Greetings.

Yes, they know things.

THE PROBLEM IS THAT THEY KNOW WAY TOO MUCH.

Hey, are you doing alright?

Because, we have a special bond together. Possibly due to the fact that I am an Intelligence unit, I am the only one qualified to handle you and your delecate yet highly complex circuitry and emotions.
This girl is annoying to fight against
>But got DAMN she thick as hell

Well, there is one thing you've gotten wrong. The H.A.N.A.K.O unit's thoughts aren't complex - in fact, they could be quite as simple as DO NOT PUT THAT SCREWDRIVER WHERE I THINK IT'S GOING.

Love you!

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Ayy Homura! Just stopping by to say it's my birthday. Heading somewhere far.


Also claimed.

HAPPY BDAY!!!! I hope you have a great time and come back with fun stories or something.

Oh man , again avatar fagoting. Just wait for boats waifus owners and kys all

What are you doing, you aren't even Syndra

Thank you very much comrade!!!! I'll be back later today. Take care!

probably is Syndra

Happy Birthday!

It's true!

Thank you! Thank you friend!

Who? Fucking weebs

Not me.
But you should still kill yourself

As you can see, this is the Basic Attack Incursion Tech unit, otherwise known as B.A.I.T. The purpose of this weapon is unknown to all but the owner themselves. While in large supply, this weapon is actually very easy to dodge.

If you're smart enough.

It really is!

>claiming yume

claimed sneke

Thanks will do

ok

Been fine, just lurking around the thread an listening to music. Good that you are alright dude.

>exciting
Heh, nope. Just relaxing, doing absolutely nothing. What about yourself?

>Inducing Negative Opions
wew okay
Hey there. You alright?

And this faggot again

Fuck off lurker.

I had a good wank

why did it take you like a hour

How good was it?

Yume! Oh, thank the heavens! The most terrible thing has happened, and I need your help!

J.U.R.I and R.O.R.Y are in charge of my maintenance!

BROTHERS IM BACK!
How's everyone doing?

Bestt Ass Goddess Claimed

Really glad you did!
Not too long but not too short?

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Aha~ but I have to make sure your new parts are screwed in tightly and well lubricated. You can trust me, I'm only looking out for my dear companion.

Akiko why.