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AY
AY
AYA FUCKIN NAPPA

i'm an atheist

me on the left

it just gets harder and harder as the years go by
retail jobs won't have me
office jobs need experience and question my 4 years of unemployment and any excuse that I've given never works

reviving the emilyposting gimmick

>canacucks

find work as a janitor or dishwasher

there are shit tier jobs out there that will accept ANYONE

Death by hypothermia seems like the best. Just get drunk and lie in the woods

anyone else been outside today

me on the right :3

pro tip: lie

applied for some £30k stock control job for some firm that required me to know their obscure software, just watched a youtube video on it and slapped it on my cv. They hired me and still got trained on it haha

>when he implies jacob rees mogg would take britain forward

find some way to lie or tell them you were doing other kinds of work or that you worked overseas

don't be afraid to just omit some information.

Rasheed here.

AMA.

he's a cuck for thinking obama is good, not sanders

jacob reee mong

its pretty painless
eventually you just feel warm and loose feeling then slowly slip away

I didn't sleep last night, went to school and delivered a presentation, and then walked home and slept all day.

pretzels are good

pretzels are bad

'sheed

had my first one a few days ago, they're alright desu

foy

>cheesy pretzels

pretzels are mediocre

pretzels are german

should be fuck off kraut not foy

Pretzels are foreign
JF OUT

did a post that got me banned now my roomate is gonna flip once he realizes he can't post on Sup Forums

I tried pretzels because they looked nice but they weren't very nice

think the gf has me rumbled lads

she's started to question why I'm dating her instead of someone much hotter. not really sure what to say, can't just come out with "because hot girls are too much work and I can't be fucked" and I don't feel massaging her insecurities so she feels better about herself.

So Fabric is undead? Good good

>for some firm that required me to know their obscure software
>still got trained on it haha
why the fuck do they do this

you go little penguin

you go

break free at any cost

is Pizzagate real?

>More to dating than appearance
>I like spending time with you/talking to you

So easy lad, it takes like 1 minute to say then thats it it's gone

yes

You are all figments of my imagination, dance puppets, dance.

thats just the girl throwing out some kind of weird test to see how you feel about her.

saw an advert once where they asked for x number of years experience with certain software, but it was actually longer than the software had existed.

these companies are just pure evil

ask Sup Forums

she's cheating on you breh

fuck wimmin

call her an insecure bitch and shag her in the arse

The building that Tim's flat is a part of.

Sadly it doesn't have a fancy name like "Spracklen House"

London is such a great city

some are pretty dry
it depends on who's making them

really buttery and soft ones with a bit of salt are perfect

>5:00am
>alarm rings
>wake up
>press snooze button
>legs feel warm
>alarm rings
>wake up again
>take a shower
>scarf down breakfast
>wait for bus
>travel on bus, don't get a seat
>walk to coffee shop
>wait in line for coffee
>walk to office
>login to computer
>check emails
>reply to emails
>stare at microsoft word editing factum for a contract dispute
>get confused about how to apply the organizing principle of good faith versus the duty of good faith versus bad faith doctrines
>read long verbose case about it, supreme court wasn't helpful
>read some other cases to see how they've applied the law
>find a couple quotes which help my case slightly
>go to lunch
>don't have time to enjoy it, so just go get chinese food and bring back to desk
>add in some lines to the factum, mull over what words fit best
>get some grease from the chinese food on my desk
>have meeting with coworker over another case
>go back to desk
>change language from passive to active language
>feeling exhausted around 3:00, go get single serve coffee from the office kitchen
>type some more things
>get email from partner asking me to urgently do something on another file
>waste next few hours reading through dusty textbooks about something lord denning said in obiter
>go back to desk to work on factum again
>get subway and bring it back to desk for dinner
>word isn't formatting footnotes properly
>print out the factum draft and put it in a 1.5" binder with clear sheets at the front and back and capital letter tabs so the partner can review it tomorrow
>get email from partner
>says the client just resolve the lawsuit
>dissamble binder, tabs, clear sheets, and recycle the paper
>go back to desk
>its 11:30pm
>decide to call it an early night
>go back to office
>post on Sup Forums for twenty minutes before I get tired
>have another shower and go to sleep
>double check alarm to make sure its set for 5am tomorrow

>throwing out some kind of weird test to see how you feel about her.
gf literally tried to get me to break up with her to see if i actually loved her and was in it for the long run

women are crazy

I wish, I'm really shit at disguising my feelings.

could be lad

no she definitely isn't lad, you don't know her

If it's not, those are some pretty fucking strange emails.

There's SOMETHING weird there.

@799
rasheed

either lie (they probably won't ever actually verify your work history) or apply for entry level technical positions (HVAC, become an electrician or a carpenter, mechanics always need entry level help, etc)

lots of places need assistant and are willing to train + you'll have plenty of room to work your way up.

redditor here, AMA

can your figment of imagination do THIS

*kicks your arse*

shut up

didn't read a SINGLE word of this

im not usually one to believe in conspiracy theories but i believe it. at the very least there's some sketchy shit going on with the clinton foundation and a lot of the political elite and we know for sure that john podesta is into some occult shit

>posting on Sup Forums without a dynamic IP

what is this madness

How much do you earn?

woah

>call her an insecure bitch and shag her in the arse

>>call her an insecure bitch and shag her in the arse

haha what was the post? anything weird that he'll see?

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Don't care what you say

London is a beautiful, massive, historic, wealthy city. I don't give a shit that a few shitty poor areas on the outskirts give you the impression that the entire place is a shithole

London does far better than American/European cities which are either 80% black or 80% muslim

>>>call her an insecure bitch and shag her in the arse

when will you get tired

what even is pizzagate?

he posted some cheese pizza

...

These yanks really don't know what they're missing with their cut cocks.

...

erm

aren't the english a small minority in london

...

yea phimosis and bacteria buildup sounds pretty exciting

>Disguising
Do some mental gymnastics lad
>Fit girls are too much effort to talk to
>Therefore it's not fun to talk to them
>Since she's not too much effort
>It must be fun

thats a shoop of israel as is the other one about jews

captcha: close canadian

janitor jobs require cars and I can't afford cars
could do dishwashing though
I've tried lying in various ways in the past and they've always seen through it. I try to avoid doing it now.

Ah yes because everybody has phimosis and nobody cleans their penis, of course.

we need to take in more Syrian refugees

go on then, lets see the head

Salary is only about 45k GBP but it escalates to 100k in maybe 6 years. If I get partner, then it jumps to 150k and keeps going.

The current rate isn't really worth it on a per-hour basis. And its the worst type of work, both (i) menial, and (ii) difficult. They only start paying you well once you've already given up on having a fulfilling life.

that's only for extreme autist weirdos on Sup Forums
i pull my foreskin back to wash my bellend in the shower everyday

they are both albania actually you lying fucking leaf. now blow along before I crack your fucking nut with a big stick

I know this is hard for amerisnips to understand but in the vast majority of cases phimosis is defeated by simple stretches.

And of course yanks don't wash their bellends.

could throttle everyone of you runts

here

how would you like a taste of my AK 74

sauce faggot

what happened to the tough guy angry irish lads who used to post here?

beat him in haxball

there are people from the northern american continent in MY /brit/ thread

not too sure about this

>some sissy Brit boys have NEVER seen the most important part of their own willy

>how would you like a taste of my AK 74

bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-38210837

the thicc meme was right

getting kinda bored lads

yanks are ok but you should feel anger about the canadian problem

>he will never have any sensitivity in his bellend
>he will never know that feel when a girl rolls your foreskin back and starts licking the tip
oh to be an american..

/eire/ meetup

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