Hey Sup Forums tell me a good joke.
Hey Sup Forums tell me a good joke
Carson Gutierrez
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Justin Jenkins
ur life
Benjamin Barnes
You aren't a faggot.
Jaxon Hernandez
Trump is actually a serious candidate.
Ryan Hernandez
What's a Mexicans favorite sport?
Trick question. It's a tie between fencing and swimming.
Dominic Ross
OP is a confirmed faggot.
Jacob Green
Did you know 2/3 people in the United States lives next to a pedophile?
Not me, I just live next to two really hot 12 year olds.
Bentley Roberts
You wanna laugh? Look down.
How do you call a gay dinosaur?
Megasoreass.
How do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotofpuss.
Connor Evans
What's a Mexican's biggest fear?
Donald Trump
Luis Perez
This reminds me of one time I was working with a group of people and we had this older guy in his 50s who randomly said a pedo joke: banging a young girl and using her also as a boy or something wtf...
Was so random, he then went on to talk about how 80s porn directors had style with how porn flicks were made then.
Joseph Torres
Why did Suzy fall off the swing?
She has no arms
Parker Evans
Q. Do you know what the no.1 cause of pedophilia is?
A. Sexy kids
Matthew Cooper
a man comes home to find his gf packing. she says she'll break up because she found out his secret.
gf: "I found it out! you're a pedophile!"
man: "A pedophile?!?"
man: "that's a very difficult word for a 8 year old"
Christian Harris
Sup Forums can't even manage a decent fucking YLYL thread. A joke thread is too much to ask.
Adam Ramirez
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, two scoops of dead baby
Grayson Taylor
What's the best thing about fucking twenty one year olds?
>There's twenty of them.
Mason Foster
im a fag
Caleb Lee
What's the difference between Jesus and a prostitute?
The look on their face when you're nailing them.
Jace Reed
This
Nolan Smith
what's the difference between potatoes and belgian kids?
the potatoes move from the underground to the cellar, the kids conversely
Levi Brooks
>man loves wife
>man didn't like wife waiting in any sort of line
>wife wants to go to fancy dance
>man goes get tickets
>long line, but he waits and gets tickets
>wife wants to travel in style
>man goes to limo store
>long line, but he waits and gets a limo and driver
>show up to dance
>long line to get in, man waits in line for them while she sits in limo
>they finally get in
>wife says she's thirsty, and wants some punch
>man walks to punch bowl
>there's no punch line
Ethan Johnson
What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?
I don't fuck my sandwich before eating it
David Moore
What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?
A gun has only one trigger.
Julian Bell
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A pedophile.
Charles Lewis
Justin Morales
Use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye.
Use chemicals to remove the Polish and you're literally Hitler.
Wyatt Foster
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender
Alexander Kelly
double dubs checked and I laughed. Props to you sir
Camden Stewart
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Joshua White
On the perfect date, what question do you ask a girl twice?
So... Can I come inside?
Joseph Cooper
...
Julian Mitchell
Want a good joke? OP is a filthy nigger, you're welcome :-D
Michael Williams
What does a burnt pizza, a frozen beer and a pregnant girlfriend have in common?
One dumbass who never pulls out in time.
Jaxson Morris
So do they have like a warehouse of you people posting trump nonstop in every thread? How much do you make?
Liam Ramirez
How many niggers does it take to rape an eleven year old?
Two, one to steal the iPhone and one to fuck the kid.
Jaxon Watson
What do Jews and pizza have in common?
They both belong in the oven
Nicholas Barnes
Fuck you.