Ask a guy who killed his neighbor's dog anything

ask a guy who killed his neighbor's dog anything

how'd you do it? How didn't you get caught?

i stick things up my butt

Do you really think anybody gives a fuck about what you do?

Did you drink its blood to gain its powers

How will you go about killing yourself you fucking sub-human

put some broken glass into a piece of chicken, threw it in his yard

nothing easier than killing a yapping mutt, fucker has no clue it was me

do you feel statisfied now?

are you an ATF agent?

what's your address?

fuck you

well, I can have my dinner without hearing a stupid dog going WOOF ... WOOF ... WOOF ... WOOF ... WOOF for fucking hours on end

so yeah, I reckon that was a good day's work. I fucking hate dogs, unless you're blind or you live on a farm then there's no fucking need to own one.

how do you not cut yourself on all those edges?

well I was real careful when I put the glass in the chicken

you could of used chocolate instead I think that makes it less painful poor doggy even if it was a barker

Did you lick its ass?

what man complains about noise? You fuckin lady

How would you like to die, faggot? You'll never know when I'm coming for you. Think about that when you try to sleep tonight. Every noise, every creak you hear could be me. When you look up in the corner of your ceiling, it could be me staring back at you in the darkness. I will find you, and I will kill you. Slowly. POS.

oh he knows for sure, he just pretends not to so you won't see it coming

Why didnt you beat the shit out of the owner for not training the dog?

Too coward?

i have to kill mine. i can't lose any more sleep, its been 4 fucking years.

Fag

Welcome to Sup Forums faggot.

>you could of used chocolate
>could of used chocolate
>could of used
>could of
>of

haha

faggot

I fucking applaud you. My neighbors have dogs that bark all fucking day. I've complained to him constantly, but he's an inconsiderate ass that doesn't give a fuck about anyone but himself.

Yea, well when that autopsy results come out, and your neighbor sees them... Well, I'd be careful If I were you :^)

>broken glass
>chicken pieces
>problem solved

I didn't even use good chicken, just some old frozen processed shit that needed throwing out, cost me nothing and now I've got a nice quiet neighborhood again

>autopsy
>on a dog

yeah, actually no

Calling bullshit, you faggot dog fucker. If your neighbor wailed on a guitar all fucking day, you'd whine like a bitch and call the cops. But since you're always fucking dogs, you're used to hearing them howl all day.

came here to say this

If your neighbor doesn't give a shit that their dogs are annoying their neighbors, explaining to them that dogs are loud won't change anything. They know dogs are loud, they know they bark all day, they know you have to listen to it, they don't fucking care.

You better believe it faggot :^)

How's the eighth grade going for you you fuck

So how long does it take to fuck a dog to death?

"you you"

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> autopsy on dog

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

you can pay to have an autopsy done but the police still won't do shit about it

monster

>old frozen processed
>cost me nothing
But you bought that nasty shit you fat neckbeard degenerate

>being a kid
Actually doing an autopsy on a pet animal is a common thing, if the owner wants to ofcourse.
And you best believe it you little cunt that the owner WILL want an autopsy when his dog died of 'suspicious' causes. He probably even knows you don't like his dog. It's not that hard putting 2 and 2 together.
I wonder if he will fuck you up good and put you in hospital or if he'll just report you to the police.

no need for police.
the owner will deal with the little bitch who killed his dog :^)

dubs confirm truth
rip op

am i the only one who cant stop watching this ?

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>you could of used chocolate instead I think that makes it less painful poor doggy even if it was a barker
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>you could of used chocolate instead I think that makes it less painful poor doggy even if it was a barker
Source?

Chocolate is bad for dogs you dumb-fuck. Also google it

such an ed3gy faggot

this

Source of that hard fuckin .gif T.I.A

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i just came here to test out my new webms

enjoy fags le epic reaction webms

haha, I hate dogs too

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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This thread is full of crybaby dog fuckers. I love dogs, just not when they're annoying pieces of shit. I'm looking at you chihuahuas

made that just for you

which one should I believe

Do you know C++?

that split second eye scanning at the end was really had to get in frame , but i managed to get it done

Passive aggressive betafag

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The world doesn't rearrange itself for your convenience. Is that something mommy and daddy told you would happen?

You can't prove you killed any dog.

I however can prove that I shot my nextdoor neighbor's cat in 2014.

I billed them for the .22lr round, and threatened to sue them if any of their other cats came onto my property.

pic related. sadly I've had to shoot about 300 stray and feral dogs/cats since 2014.

oh god I've done awful things to Chihuahuas :x

fucking faggots

I can rearrange the little things though. Makes life so much better. You should try it

Modern humans create so many problems through negligence and then just employ a scorched earth policy to fix them, learning nothing

What was the fall out?

You should actually kill yourself

lmao that cat is asleep, 2/10 b8 m8

If that's what you need. I'm adaptive you coddled little faggot

you're just a complacent retard, the truth hurts sometimes

Faggot trap you will forever have a penis. Even if it's inverted

they apologized - and cried. I've had to shoot a lot of my neighbor's pets. other neighbors have had to shoot our neighbor's pets, too.

stray and feral cats/dogs are a huge problem. people don't/won't spay or neuter their animals. and they end up breeding over and over. i'm not going to let rabid animals near my cats, dogs and kids.

an animal comes on my property? it's done. and I hate doing it, but there's no other way to deal with them.

Good on you.

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

My old foreman had to kill his neighbors shitty yap dogs.
He told his neighbor to stop leaving them lose to crap in his yard but his neighbor said it is a free country and his dogs can shit where ever tehy like.
So my foreman duct taped one of the chihuahuas to the dude's drive way and the guy ran over his own dog when he got home. He yelled at my foreman who knew nothing about how a shitty yap dog would get duct taped to a drive way.
Neighbor let the other dog keep roaming the neighbor hood shitting every where.
So my foreman took one of those darin cleaners you attach to a hose and stuffed it in the dog's ass. blew the dog up in the neighbor's driveway.
Neighbor yelled at him but he didn't know about anyone stuffing a hose in a dog's ass and blowing it up.
After that, no more shitty yap dogs.

You speak the truth brotha. I've seen the error in my ways

thanks m8, just protecting my family, and trying to make a tiny difference in the invasive animal population

He can rearrange it himself. Just like OP

Don't blame the dog, blame the owner.

Unless, that is, you are one of those fags who agree that guns alone are the cause for gun violence and we should just destroy all guns to fix the problem.

You're the hero Sup Forums deserves

>allow me to play doubles advocate
>doubles advocate
>doubles
>dubs, check em

Why?

Because he's a faggot who prefers to address symptoms rather than the cure

Good job, I dont mind dogs as long as they fucking quite.

Good. People need to learn if you don't shut the fucking little mutts up we will do it for them. Luckily I haven't had to do it yet. But I would.

"intensive purposes" lololol

retard

Hi OP

>ask a kid that made up some edgy shit for attention

ftfy

>autopsy

What took you so long? Prick pet owners are the worst, more so than niggers.

Wouldn't go that far

Fuck dogs
I woundnt ever kill one, but if you can, knock yourself the fuck out
P.s. fuck dogs

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Do the same thing to the owner duuuude
If he's American,,you're doing the world a favor and no one will ever know

Curious incident of a dog much?

new meme? :O

Glass in chicken? Fucking coward.

>Be me
>Neighbors Rottweiler breaks through hole in fence after biting a plank off
> Pins one of my dogs by the throat and tears, blood everywhere.
>Hear shrieking and run out back
>Bat by door for very occasion
>Mighty overhead swing go hips of rott
>Crack
>Whimper, back legs no longer work
>Lets go of my dog, goes for me
>Golf swing to ribs
>Nignog neighbor comes out yelling about having a gun
>Look neighbor in the eyes
>"You won't need it, I told you this would happen if this piece of shit got over here again"
>Smash rotts skull several times until dead


Life for a life, my dog was part of my family. You're a coward. I was cleared of charges.