Step 1: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything

Step 1: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.
Step 2: Feel better about your own pathetic life.

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Are you a serial killer ?

Why do you constantly spam the board?

You mean like Ted Cruz?

This is Sup Forums, it's nothing but spam. Fag.

Have you ever done cocaine and driven real fast while listening through this song ?
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What do you look like?

Why havent you kissed anyone?

Never did coke. Only alcohol and weed.

Very average. Won't show face but this photo gives an impression.

Social retardation.

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Will you be doing an Elliott Rodger?

You need to be a little more positive. Love yourself and people will like you. Be a joy to be around and someone will find you attractive.

I don't like myself. Not at all. How do I change that? I've been on antidepressants and did psychotherapy but it didn't help.

Is your biggest dream to get your face smothered with big boobs?

I cannot punish other people for my shortcomings.

I prefer small boobs because they don't look like fucking udders (and yeah, I know, they are udders).

i see

God, you are a faggot. C'mon murder some bitches.

why not get a whore?

I dont like myself either. I have a shit temper and it pushed a few of my friends away from me.

the first part of fixing a problem is realizing that you have one

next you have to be willing to better yourself. find something that you do like about yourself and build upon that. Be yourself, but better yourself

you should find someone to talk to about this. Someone close to you or a complete stranger, like a counselor or something.

Just dont try to be someone different, be yourself!

if that wasn't a scene in Miami Vice circa 1986 then it should have been

33 is nothing nowadays. There's still plenty of time to put MrBig (or MrSmall) to work and build a family - try internetdating. At first it will be hard but after a few dates it will get easier.

I met my gf on a free internet dating site and actually the first date with her was a total catastrophe, it was even the worst date i have ever had but i thought with those hooters and ass i just have to try to date her again and now we have been together for 12 years.

So go for it.

>find something that you do like about yourself and build upon that.

That's what the psychologists suggested. I usually made some shit up in order to have an answer. Do I have an honest answer? No.

The question, what my strengths are, is equally horrible. I usually don't have an answer and it did fuck a quite a few job interviews.

Its always the worst dates that have the longest lasting relationship

>There's still plenty of time to put MrBig (or MrSmall) to work and build a family

Not interested in building a family. Just casual sex.

Do you like any movies, bands, video games, comic books, anything? Any hobbies?

also siq trips \m/

did you ever kiss yourself in the mirror?
did you ever feel sexual attraction to your own body?

>Do you like any movies, bands, video games, comic books, anything?

Not into comic books and not that much into video games. Naming bands and movies I like would take forever on the other hand,

>Any hobbies?

Reading. Cooking. Running. Cycling. Shitposting.

No Sir.

Do sloths have the ability to swim?

Sloths are good swimmers.

Any tips for a 19 year old KV?

an hero

What this guy said: Also, leave you fucking house. When I was starting university, I was going to as many parties as possible.

What kind of powers did you get when you reached wizardom? I'm hoping for pyromancy.

I'm sorry. It's only pyromania.

Well there you go, youre a film buff and have a variety of bands youre into.
You can cook, youre active, and you can read! (honestly, people dont fucking read anymore so thats a plus for you)

Do you have friends with similar interests?

>Do you have friends with similar interests?

I don't have any friends at the moment. Used to move around quite a lot in the last years. When I did have friends, most of them had these interests - simply because they are kind of the default. Everybody is into some movies, bands or books. Everybody works out. Everybody cooks. But most of my friend had more going. I had a friend who was an extremely good pianist. Some where very successful when it comes to sports. I on the other hand never was really good at something.

Also what this guy said: Go out to a public place, like a coffee shop or something. Be around people, order a drink and get lost in a book. Someone will find you interesting and strike up a conversation. Go there for yourself and the book, but be open to someone saying hello!

>Also what this guy said: (You)

That was me.

>Go out to a public place, like a coffee shop or something. Be around people, order a drink and get lost in a book. Someone will find you interesting and strike up a conversation. Go there for yourself and the book, but be open to someone saying hello!

This is an American thing isn't it? I spend days after days in the uni library or at cafe reading and nobody ever said anything.

You'd be surprised by the amount of people who dont know shit about movies, bands, and books. Not everybody works out, and not everybody cooks. Im telling you, youre more unique than you think. And you need to start thinking that about yourself. It's more common for someone you see to be medicated for anti-depression than someone who has seen the movie Aliens. So love that youre down to fucking Earth

Also, siq dubs

I am american yes. Do people not talk to strangers in other countries? :o

>It's more common for someone you see to be medicated for anti-depression than someone who has seen the movie Aliens

Ironically, both is true about me. I am on anti-depressants and have never seen Aliens.

It at least never happened to me when I was sitting somewhere reading. And I am still skeptical that it would happen on a regular basis to an average male American sitting in a café.

C'mon man, stop making this thread and try doing something.

YOUVE NEVER SEEN ALIENS?! It's okay, better late than never. You should get on that asap

It's no the genre I would enjoy. I am an arthouse faggot.

True, i usually am the one who initiates the conversations. I like complimenting strangers, whether they have cool hair or are wearing a badass shirt or are reading a good book. Most of the time it really makes their day, and some of the time i make a new friend. And on rare occasions it becomes a more than friend thing

Make sure you work, go to school, etc. Try to make more friends. The more people you know the more people you'll meet. 19 isn't too bad.

I have less than a decade before I'm in your situation.

What can I do to prevent this?

Hahah for the past 4 years ive been trying to get into art house films. (ive been at film school)

Most of the time i find the films pretentious and boring, but every once in a while a film really strikes a chord with me! Trying to build my criterion collection

I do that sometimes to random girls on the street.

See the conversation with this guy Sure, there is a lot of pretentious shit in the arthouse segment.

So are you feelin atleast a little better guy?

Son. Being beta is a desicion

Naw, dude.

"Hurt door the beta life chose me. Yaddayadda." But seriously, with every day I feel more unable to change it.

Well fuck.

Not everyone have the courage to pull this on girl in the street. I say this because I'm not one of those who can, I don't suffer from shyness the same some channers here but I definitely wouldn't have the courage to talk to a street girl out of nowhere.

Saying "Hey I like you hair" or some shit when passing a girl is not difficult. Oftentimes, people even answer.

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Favourite movie? Favourite album? Favourite book?

im 25 now, how do i not become you in 8 years?

>Step 1: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.
>Step 2: Feel better about your own pathetic life.

really OP again?
you re 33 and a Kvirgin
go live the rest of your life. dont except, seek


ps i am high as fuck

>Favourite movie?

Fellini - 8 1/2

>Favourite album?

Gun Club - Fire of Love.

>Favourite book?

Dostojevski - The Idiot

Go out, be more social.

what motivates you?

Hating life so much that I want to take revenge on existence itself.

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Try to love yourself, helped me a lot to feel
superior.
It also helps to watch series like Hannibal or House of Cards, try to pretend to be H. Lecter or F. Underwood

I do enjoy HoC. Identification with Underwood is not so easy though.

And aim high in your life even if you cant reach it

I have entered an age were you have to realistcally look at your life and realise that your dreams were just that - dreams. When I was ten years younger, I was expected life to look much better. But you can't always get what you want.

Well, i get always what i want.
Got a high iq and can be very manipulative if i want something.

Name an example.

My job, cant tell you much about it sry dude

What is your field?

Do you know the secret of killing yourself?

I know opiates+benzos+alcohol can kill you, but I don't know how much per pounds. Like if I'm a skeleton do I need only 20 pills and if I'm a fat ass then I need 2 vodkas and 60 pills?

All in all, my work is to manipulate people in the investment banking buisness

Of course, the lethal dosage is always dependent on pharmacokinetic parameters.

So you probably have lots of money.

MY TIME TO SHINE !!!

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I would rather be a 32 year old kissless virgin than to be a 32 year old heartbroken shell of who I used to be. Women are evil, you can think theyre the nicest girl in the world then they will rip your heart out. Hang out with your friends and enjoy single life. You won't enjoy single life once you've had your heartbroken. It doesn't go away.

nah, not a ton but enough to live a good live

That does cheer me up.

How much do you make a year?

May i ask what you do for living?

around 340k the last year

why not fuck some prostitutes? Take a vacation to Brazil or somewhere that sex-tourism is a thing and work out your frustrations, when you get back you wont be a virgin and will probably have more confidence

Postdoc. 35 k / yr. Trying to find a job in industry at the moment.

Pretty nice.

How does fucking a prostitute gives you more confidence?

you look great man

i guess that sounds gay but seriously that's good shape and a good head of hair for 33

get out there

put a p in a v

Good luck then and have a nice day, i have to go now. Work hard and you will find your way, dont give up and belive in yourself! Women are not everything in live!

I looked like this for my whole twenties (I am actually 29 in the picture; a little bit more muscular now). Nevertheless, I never managed to attract anyone.

Enjoy life bro.

he said he's a "kiss-less Virgin" so even if he paying for sex at least he'll have gotten rid of the anxiety/stigma of having sex for the first time, which has has been building up for 23ish years. he also said he just looking for causal sex

well it's not about attracting someone with your looks, your actions and personality do that. but it means you won't actively repel anyone with your looks

how tall are you

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>Social retardation.

Find a way to spend time around friendly people (not dorks) and you'll learn to be social. Make this your priority (above stuff like work) and you won't die a loser.

>well it's not about attracting someone with your looks, your actions and personality do that. but it means you won't actively repel anyone with your looks

I'm pretty much personality or charm free.

>how tall are you

180 cm.

>Find a way to spend time around friendly people (not dorks) and you'll learn to be social. Make this your priority (above stuff like work) and you won't die a loser.

Ironically I did. I had quite a big circle of friends (simply due to proximity) in uni. Didn't turn me more social, only showed that I didn't get it how to be social.

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Say one law to apply all 15-25 females

go get yourself a hooker and practice on her, then you might not be so afraid to fuck up

I'm not afraid of fucking up sex. I mean, how hard could it be? There was just never any interest from girls.

Excuse me?

Then whats the problem friend, do you think no one deserves you? Do you feel like you would just be a burden on another persons life? Maybe you have trust issues, like you think any girl you would ever be with would just screw you over in the end?