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>Profiting of the loli crisis edition

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Bump

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male anal pleasure

I'm alone to share ;'(

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Cock2Cock

That's called "true fun"

I'm here to bump for you

i still get no pleasure from it idk i wish i know what it is like

Bumping isn't always enough

Hard to describe, but I can try if you want. And I can explain you how to get it

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I can't contribute, i'm on mobile :/

Have another bump

go ahead, im dtf

And please explain

Awoo~

ayyy scales btw im new to tripcodes what website generates the code you want, IE your code

Bumperoo

#NI~wqq|)1

Too bad, I'm starting to lack of material...

So it kinda feels like in your back, you're feeling warm and cozy, but not too hot, just warm enough. It feels really fullfilling, and a little like when your body hair get dressed because of good music.
Then the mental feeling, imagine your brain empty, totally empty. Now stay like that, but at the rithm of the dick, each times it enter, you add a big load of pleasure, kind of pleasure when you're doing yoga, but a lot bigger. And when it goes out, instead of stopping this pleasure in a bad way, it does it like how it feels good when you discover you lost a pain.
Then your breath will goes as you were exhausted, but without the bad feeling of that: you're exhausted, but not tired.
Finally, add the fact that your whole body feels wet and full of odors you're used too (and so you've learned to like), and the only feeling you have left is the thrust that feels more and more, but the pain disapear more each trust and is replaced by the good feels of carress but with more speed.

And if the movement is regular, add to it that your breath will align, so you'll feel free in a way.

Is it well explained?

MTY

i feel like thats gonna be a degrading code lets see

I cum bearing dicks!

I hope that's understandable... I'm not english at all...

So maybe I can go to the explanation on how to get it?

whoops, remove the w

that was a typo

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I didnt mean to do the whole post link thing. woops.

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Wut?

sounds intriguing nice typing btw for a non english speaker it was fairly clear and concise... wish i could try it

hell if I know. I need caffeine.

nice, how do you do that

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So you want me to explain how? I mean it's clearly the best feeling in the world (and I'm supposed to be hetero...)
Be aware that it takes times, though.

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FUCKING
MAGIC

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Need someone else to bump please

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Bump
With battlefield 1 magic

pure and godly

urgh

Thanks for the bump

go ahead man

i know its MTY i just dont know how to use it >:(

Meh, last one I have...

pillage the butt pussy

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~Everything goes good with melted cheese~

I just used tripcode explorer.

The double trip I had in the last post is actual wizard magic though, and cannot be replicated.

You're a butt viking now?

do butt vikings take it up the butt

Nothing to thank for, you reward me with porn

Also, anyone gonna buy the new battlefield?

youtu.be/c7nRTF2SowQ

only if the main protagonist isn't a nigger

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Yeah

They're like buttpirates, but with an even greater bonus to pillaging.

Pic related

oglaf is incidentally funny but i don't get the obsession with sex

also i'm not manly so i can't be a viking

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Yeah, I've always enjoyed the ones without sex more. They usually have better jokes.

You can be a viqueen then

Prolly just to appease the masses, bf4 had a black guy on the cover too

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You'll need a dildo or a dick. And you'll need it multiple times (took 7 for me). Note that you're allowed to fap normally until day 4.
Everydays, before training, you'll have to make sure you're clean inside, so get to the toilet at between 3 and 6 hours before.
First step, get to learn your hole. for that, use your fingers. That's the hardest part, since that's this part were you can get the most discourage. Just try to put one finger, and carress where you can, then the second finger after something like ten minutes, then start the in and out. When you feel at ease doing that, you can either continue if you want or stop and wait for the second day.
Then the second day goal is to put the dildo in. For this, use a lot of lube or even more spit. Do like the first day to 'open', then put it in. If it hurts, go a little back, wait, then goes in again. When it's all in, keep it for like 5 mins, and then you can move it.
Third day goal is to get to move faster, in and out, but while keeping the dildo in.
Forth day is like the third day, but without always keeping the dildo in. After this part, you'll sleep very well.
Five and sixth day will be for you to make your anus become sexual. AKA get aroused, and calm your arousal ONLY with anal sex. Not allowed to touch penis. And try to go as close to orgasm possible, but at the moment that hurt you stop directly.
Seven day is the day: get water, lube, get aroused ONLY by playing with your nipples and ass, don't forget to drink, lube, and goes in. It won't goes out until you cum, so wait to be the more aroused possible. Then get a comfy position, where both your hand can move the dildo. Put some stupid sex music like "ACA Miniskirt" playlist to get a rythm, and FOLLOW THE RYTHM. You're not allowed to stop until you've cummed. It's not force that you'll make sperm, but you'll when know you've got it. And when you got it, force it a little more.

After that, everytimes it'll get simpler and better.

it's strange how it's so slow around this particular time

We're less, and I don't have anymore pics.

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Sometimes I feel that never I'll be a sexy feminine guy, and this kind of clothes will never look good on me...

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Wow.... I'm aroused just reading that....

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post pics?

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I dont like gay males

You love them?

I know, I can make everyone aroused just with words.
I'm the best.

Joke aside, good luck on your quest for anal cum! (and don't forget normal cum sometimes, too much unused cum in your balls can give you a cancer...)

As I said in the last thread, I'm just out of a deppression, and my face hurts to watch. I look like a squeleton with more sleepymarks on the face than actual skin.

So why do you have gfur?

I want to kill all the gays

better commit sudoku then

Because I like it, dumbass.

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I will after I have killed all the gays.

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How do you plan to do that, sitting on your ass all day wasting time on Sup Forums?

The only thing you kill is your parents hopes and dreams that some day you might be less wretched and pathetic

>loli crisis
Awww shit wut I miss?

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Do you like straight males?
I don't they they will like you back though...

Im really lazy, ill do it when I feel like.

put on a dress

if anyone has more locker-room stuff itd be greatly appreciated

No, I dont like women either, women are shit too. I want to kill all the women along with the gays.