What have you fags been arrested for?
>sell weed for a couple years
>a little blow on the side
>shitty neighbor kids steal my WiFi
>order a pizza online
>beat up pizza dude and take his money
>cops get address from ISP
>show up with warrant and get me for everything
>most bullshit ever
>drunkenly pulled a cops shirt only got arrested (no charge)
>possession of 6.9g of weed ($100 fine)
>threw my own blood in the face of a cop while carrying a bayonet in public (assult on an officer 1 year probation and ~$2000 fine)
>also got pulled over riding a motorcycle without the proper papers and/or helmet a bunch of times
Unsecured Wifi. I hope they lock you up
and throw away the key faggot.
>threw my own blood in the face of a cop while carrying a bayonet in public
Say what
try throwing blood on a cop in texas. give you 5 years for that shit. but you are clearly from california, thw state that has given up.
I just can't figure out what you were doing and why it happened lol
Attempted manslaughter. Beat the living fuck out of a guy for raping my 14 year old daughter. Did a year but,it was worth it. Bet he never try's it again once he gets out of prison. Don't like rapists in prison,plus he was labeled a chester. Took a few beatings in there also
>be drunk
>got in fight with an idiot
>go bring bayonet
>end up cutting myself in the hand
>police show up
>go in drunk retard mode and flail blood everywhere
>gets put down by cops immediately
I could have AIDS or some other blood transferred disease so its assault
> doing 135 in a 65
You deserved it.
Damn that sounds like fun
>be me
>doing 185 in my Maserati
>get pulled over
>lose my license
>now I can't drive
You made the right choice
If you can't drive I'll take the Maserati
>Got arrested for being part of a group which touch down the netherlands largest ISP.
>No internet in 1/3 of the country for 2 days.
>Still awaiting trial.
Took*
Kek giving cops aids
Fucked my baby daughter in the butt.
I've never been arrested, but I've come close.
>Be in high school, senior year
>Climb buildings sometimes for shits
>Go to the top of a parking garage downtown
>Hop a fence to the roof of a neighboring building
>Walk across to all the other roofs on the block
>Smoke a bowl, chill out while watching people like Batman
>See a cop head for the parking ramp
>See two more cops suddenly around the block
>MFW I realize I crossed the roof of a bank to get here
>Run halfway down the block, to where there's an old electrical conduit running two stories down a brick wall into an alley
>Shimmy down far faster than is safe
>Hear engine roaring in the parking ramp
>See a second cop enter the ramp
>When the cop is out of sight, run through the ramp to the park on the other side of the block
>Hide in the bushes for about half an hour
>Walk home
For dubs
what you did there, i see it
Do you live in Fl? Faggot that was my dads Christmas present money!
>record taking shit on baby
>post GIF to Sup Forums for the lulz
>forgot to turn on VPN
>just got out after 8 years
>most bullshit ever
they should have fucking executed you m8
Cool. Make more vids user.
I went for 2yrs (sentenced to 4 but... UK laws, only have to serve half and the rest out on licence) because I walked in someone's house and hit him in the neck and face with a hammer. It was not too bad, I rate the food 7/11 but the rape... Definitely 8/8. Back on a serious level though, it was genuinely alright. Also you can't say shit Amerifags, you're the ones who rape each other in prison. Kek.
>similar story
>started living in a hotel
>tore down the wall
>fortunately had some really skillful accountants who took care of it before anyone wanted to sue
why did you guys do that ?
never been arrested cause im not a nigger. i work hard for what i have and as such i do not need to break the law.stop being nigger or kill yourself if you cant stay out of jail.
>>cops get address from ISP
If there was only some way they could have asked the driver where he was delivering to...
You want sympathy or something? Robbing the pizza guy. WTF is wrong with you? You'll never get delivery again
beer run
fighting
Public Drunkenness, Road Rage, Shooting a guy (he did not die).
It was the kids.
got two speeding tickets in one 16hour road trip. never paid cause unemployed.
can they really put a warrant out for my arrest?
>tfw shakinginmyboots
>mistake in identity
>had weed
damn pigs took 8 hours to verify that they actually fucked up.
still got shit storm for weed
worst day in collage
I didnt actually i was talking to the guys in irc got me fucked in the process but why they did idk
The boy is in nirvana. Love that look on his face
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