Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Claim your waifu and discuss.

Obligatory claim.

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The barnacle is terrifying

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Akiko claim

QOTT: Noodles, rice, bread or potatoes?

>Doesn't sound that bad.
Never said it was
Happy lurking

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AUTISTIC QUESTION OF TGE THREAD:
>What's the worst part of your job?

The worst part of my job is taking care of the used tampon bucket in the bathroom.

>Shizuru get!
>If dubs, everybody's smug edition!

All of them.

Best mage claimed~

Noodles

Shiki claimed
Pasta

>Noodles, rice, bread or potatoes?
Pizza

>Emi

Rice nigga.

>tomorice

Rice

>lurking.

Washing the dishes when they say you can knock out all of them in a certain period of time. And how you cover someones shift but they won't cover yours

Claimed

Don't touch me or my son ever again!

Potatoes

Dio-sama...

That's not the proper food for a runner!

Kek

I love them all, but as a Portuguese bread will be my top choice.

Potatoes, the only real choice.

>Dio

Tenryuu claimed

sweeping and mopping the hangar....
birds...birds everywhere...

But it's delicious!
>Don't tell anyone

All of them
Satan, again.
Panzer time?

mandatory cc claim

>no pic edition

steam is fuckin with me, trying to reset pass
keeps failing

Noodles, because so much you can do with them.

i like all of them, but bread....you can use it for anything

Knock knock, is Homu home~?

>Waifuless

Twirls are delicious
But these trips are the ultimate form of satisfaction for hunger

>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!

Back to my twirl then

Never give up, you hear me?

tfw no job and in between college semesters, so I guess the worst part is having nothing to fucking do

Noodles are just a quick snack.
Others are side dishes, unless you go full on ham with the bread and make it a sandwich.

Incompetent users and stupid subordinates.
>"Herr Bootsmann, i clicked nothing and i can't restart the computer"

Give me ~20 minutes

Perseverance is key to success, don't give up, trips guy!

i am my own waifu

>you politely yet firmly ask them to leave

%triforce

Loud and clear boss

Heyo, C. Happy to see ya, take your time. No rush.

Keep pushing, friendo.

How's your day going?

You could always workout~
>Megumin

Still studying but I do help out with jobs and the worst is dealing with people who do not understand what they're talking about and give us bullshit deadlines
>sure you two can make us an advanced AI by tuesday (said on Sunday)
>You think you can make me a script to convert this game to VR in two hours?
>What do you mean you can't make us 30 variations of each of these 15 models in 3 days, it's just coloring

Maybe one day trips guy
If you ever have your gets are you going to pick a waifu and join us?

>checked
Can't deny a nice sandwich with ham and cheese

Who? Do I have to punch someone?

I do that, but that still only takes up an hour-hour and a half and not every day so

Nah it's perfect, you recharge your batteries while getting a taste of the NEET life so you want to go back to college.

All the fucking carrying
>hey user, take these sawhorses to the third floor
>now take all these tools to the basement
fucking stairs haven't even been been built yet. It's going to get worse as they add more floors ;_;

Fair enough
>nice gif kek

True that, just went and made some out of a baguette.
Maybe I should make some noodles afterwards though.

August 27th can not come fast enough. I never thought I would say that I miss having homework and shit but holy fuck

Yeah she's very expressive~

I'm just quoting the greatest show ever.
>qt

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I do like my steaks well done, but I will be the one who asks you firmly to leave.

Trash waifu.

The encouragement is appreciated kind user.

Day's going fine thanks for asking. just chilling for the eve after some studies.
How's yourself been doing?

I may just
It's weird milling over the thought of having my own waifu instead of trying to steal others

I wish I was you, my finals start the 15th and June I have a giant group project.

that sounds familiar

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Oh... (Anyone asking for a well done steak still deserves a punch)
>qt

>I do like my steaks well done
Might as well eat a shoe

When I grow up I wanna be a potato...

Kneesocks claimed

I'm going to sleep now.

Wish me luck, give me death and I'll talk to you later.

I only had a quick 10 minute break, was hoping to catch Homu but no luck.
Tell her I said hello~

>Waifuless

what are you fuckin gay

Good night

Gross, go rare or go home

Death!

Glad to hear it, man. Already got your studies over with? Nice. Get that weekend going strong.

I've been doing alright, just relaxing with some music. Thanks for asking.

See you later, Tats. Sleep warm and well.

Good night Tats!

>Portuguese bread
Do you mean Chiabatta? I don't know what Potugese bread is

Do you work in construction or is your workspace still under construction
How's that on your back? You in shape? Here every guy in the construction sector seems overweight

I get what you mean. My family looked at me like I was insane when I said I missed uni. I actually wished for vacation to be over quickly. I love going to uni and I love what I do. I hadn't noticed it was easter holiday when it came and stood in front of the uni's closed gates kinda disappointed and got bored as fuck during the vacation.

Well from my experience your waifu isn't all of your own free choice. But that comes later, first you gotta focus on getting those trips

kek
hey Kneesocks

HA, the truth is that I don't even like steak and eating it well done is the only way to eat steak without having the taste of shit stuck in my mouth, fucking retards.

I have issues.

K.

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Well done a shit.
>#1 booty

Goodnight.

i fucking knew it


i want to kill myself

I like my steaks like I like my women

Pretty much but we don't call it like that here. Here there is almost a bread named after each region.
We just eat a lot of bread... with meat, eggs, tuna... even if you're just eating something with tons of sauce we will dip bread in it and eat it.

something something full of knives

I like my steaks like I like my dogs.

>I don't even like steak
>I have issues.
Simplified version

>#1 tiddies

Electric, my pants are as white as her kneesocks

Yeah you do...

>#1 lower legs

I don't like steak either.
Picky eater master race?
Something like that.

>Resume lurk

>eating it well done is the only way to eat steak
>please shoot me with a gun please I am begging for death, undo my shackles

i have to agree with Tenryuu ;^)

Good to hear.
Music actually doesn't sound like a bad idea at the moment, could do with some relaxing tunes myself.

That I do
Trips are my uppermost priority in life for now.

Why?
>I don't want you to

Wew
>love you

I've been an extremely picky eater for as long as I can remember, I've never denied the fact that I seriously have issues.

>#1 tiddies
We've had this talk before.
It's a tie.

Dio. I thought knew you better than that

my friend wanted to go hang out at the movies to see Civil War but he only had one extra ticket and another one of my friends ended getting there bother i did so im REALLY fucking pissed

grausam tbh

y'all just envious of my speed

>love you too

can we just acknowledge the fact i just got 3 gets in a row?

>Mugi

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Yeah man, go for it. Glad you're relaxing as well.

A tie for #1.
:^)

That sucks.

acknowledges

I've done better.

Meh, could be worse.
I have no standards.
Ive aten popcorn that someone left from a previous movie

German alcohol is grausam.

Just like minefields

Nurse

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thx fam B)

The land of endless sandwiches. Sounds like a nice place to live if it wasn't so fucking hot. I doubt I'll ever live anywhere where it doesn't snow

>something something full of knives
No, preferably with some really nice peaches even though I'm not that into red meat
Seafood masterrace

How do you like your puppers?

I'm not sure if I'm missing the joke or if I have no reaction to it

Don't stop believing

Growing up a poorfag I learned to eat almost anything that hadn't touched the ground and even if it did that usually didn't stop me. How does one become so picky? The only things I knoww I dislike is red cabbage and chicory

idk why but that filename always hits the wrong spot with me

Electric, potato
Im wearing white pants today
Not much of a joke, more wordplay than anything

Claimed :P

German alcohol ain't special, it's like any other alcohol