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underage newfag

How old are you?

Feet! Now!!

how does it make you feel that i'm the same age as you and can 1 hit KO you?

16

12 year old faggot
10/10 would bang

Ur cute I wanna fuck you
/slavic blonde with big tits

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Of course you have a girlfriend, right? Meaning you are not gay.

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MODS

you getting there, but show chest muscle u chicken

lmao you've got some health issue. why dont u just kill yourself

dem abs

I guarantee you OP has no pecs. Just a little cutie pie that gets friend zoned over and over.

they're ok, i still gotta work on them

i'm not OP. If i have no ''pecs'' show yours then whiteboi

i can bench around 150 lb

Could you take a pic with just a normal or relaxed facial expression?

>05-07-16

Nationality OP?

cant roast, too cute

150lb is like 70 kg? 70kg on each sides? HELL NA

35 kg each? maybe

ofc

nonono. 70kg total yo

You look like a gay underage onision

Not bad tbh

onion?

ohh ok. i can do around 25kg on each side. but the rod is like 17kg itself.

Show us the dicc

ur a good looking guy no homo would let you fuck my girlfriend faggot

Cocky

KYS

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is that whiteboy?

dawg you cute as hell and I'm not even gay I wouldn't fuck you but respect for being able to get any girl you could ever want

FUCKING WHIP IT OUT

b-but user chan you and i, w-will go to jail desuu..

how tall are ya?

no can do.

Swedistan probably

5.11

Worth it

Isn't that like fucking small? how long are u in meters

do you have a foreskin?

181 cm

Nah. That's around 1,80m.

im 1.80m also nice

indeed i do

do you prefer to think in terms of feet or centimeters?

Hey I know you!

nice roasts everyone

post face like op did

post your balls or soles

fuck me daddy

>asks to get roasted
>everyone calls him cute

Rate me?

11/10

timestamp

Well, just look at my facebook. My name is on the file.

What am I looking at?

It's his Facebook..

Says the creep with the juice box personality.
Fuck off.

I agree.

>juice box personality

silly user

so you faggots can jerk off to it?

This faggot

back to /r/oastme you go

I can get real descriptive when dealing with a bonehead. Also, I'm tripping balls right about now.

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Pretty cute tbh

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