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Canada USA Mexico

what do you want for christmas: edition

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All I want for Christmas is you

>CHRISTmas

this general is dumb

Am i the only one who enjoys just mustard on my french fries from time to time?

God is real

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I don't put anything on my fries

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>tfw two smart too follow the creeds and dogmas of organized religion

>Former Trump adviser on Taiwan call: 'If China doesn't like it, screw 'em'
wtf I love trump now

French mustard tastes like nothing. English Colmans mustard however, that hits you right up the sniffer.

>mfw German people eat their fries with Mayo
truly subhuman

A jolly fat man?

bringing trinkets and Joy?

>tfw 2 smart to not believe in god

America is for CHRISTians and CHRISTians only

Atheshits should be deported

Collections of poetry.

Sounds like my father, to be honest.

onion rings > "french" fries

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>He doesn't mix mayonnaise and ketchup to create Fry Sauce
You are missing out, senpai.

America is for SHARTians and SHARTians only

Non-sharts should be deported

I was off by two. I don't think I've gotten better than quads before.

I mean, youre not wrong

disgusting, kys desu

>tfw two smart too sit leaning right

*vomits internally*

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I was so close

uh... did anybody say otherwise?

We heard about this when it happened. Only because she was a daughter of someone important.
Are American onion rings actual onion rings or mashed onion? We have mashed. Feelsbad

They're actual onions

They're literally just rings of an onion that are deep fried

What the fuck is this? ENOUGH SLANTS.

>forgetting the batter

fug, now I want onion rings

its looks like bait of pig.

My fellow Americans, and leaf, do you not appreciate this holy union of condiments? This is the ultimate pairing for a fast food side plate.

Congratulations, /cum/.

I'm just not a fan of sauce in general

I got too far, to lose it all.
But in the end, it doesn't even matter.

I had a friend in high school who did this. Now I wonder what his heritage was.

It's a European thing in general, but I would say definitely Germanic.

Strange times we live in...

I just heard Justin Trudeau's voice for the first time
He sounds like he takes it up the ass

mayonnaise

>knowing what faggots sound like

It's /cum/ alright.

>Tfw in college
>Pussy everywhere
>Still can't get laid

It's my job

well we've heard you speak enough times

The correct answer is
>yes, I know
we're all done for

Know that feel.

Yes, Japan man, Mayonnaise is a crucial ingredient in the creation of this timeless masterpiece, the other important factor being the Ketchup.

America and Canada are married. Canada is having some issues and America the Based cannot stand the bitch anymore. America is cheating Canada with Mexico. Mexico is in love with America. Canada cries but cannot leave America, because Canada is a bitch cuck. So in the end America has two bitches and is happy ever after.

>tfw in college
>pussy everywhere
>can get lead
>don't because there's one girl I have real feelings for and if I did those things she wouldn't like me

you have a big imagination

>coming from the country spitroasted by Sweden and Russia for centuries

WEW
E
W

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>tfw in college
>i'm in stem
>can't get laid

Where did you come from?

Japanese mayo is completely different you dumb white pig.
Also they put it on their rice.

>I'm in stem

Always happy to help
>fucked in the ass by Sweden and Russia
>still not as cuck as Canada
I'm actually you

what are you in?
oh thats right, some other mans ass
fruitcake

>still not as cuck as Canada

Does the EU let you use such language? Shouldn't you be working so Ahmed gets his allowance money?

>not shtupping the autistic girls in your class
It's your own stupid fault for having standards

jour de la corde

At least I'm not a virgin like u lmao

I've literally never seen a human female. I'm beginning to doubt their existence outside of the imagination.

>so near to triples
>still too far away
Even the sacred numbers cuck Canada!

Oui

Within time I will have my day of reckoning upon Arkansas and South Dakota
Watch out

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Thank you leaf, you have given me an idea that should have popped up in my American head, I will procure this Japanese Mayo known as Kewpie and mix it with Heinz ketchup, the result should truly be an Oriental experience coveted by many.

>69

Is that what you and Ahmed enjoy?

why? they are so nice

Will it finally be reunited with its inferior cousin North Dakota?

>I will have my day of reckoning upon Arkansas and South Dakota
>can't even get a day of reckoning on some grill's pussy

Lets never discuss what we do in private.
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kewpie is already sweet enough

>Be Finn
>Win wars against USSR
>still cede your territory to the USSR

His country ceded territory to the Soviets in peacetime. I guess the Swedish ancestry still bubbles up from time to time.

>laughingwhores.jpg

leafs are blown away by the wind, burgers aren't that lightweight

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

What's a Lastation? Is it a French gaming console?

Maybe you could get some pussy if you weren't so fat, Fatty Fat McFaterson

Deported.

>a mexican blowing leaves away

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what kind of gun has a trigger on the top of it?

please stop fighting

im bulking for winter

You lucky he's stopping me, fatso

I think that would be the hammer user...

he's not worth it user. please don't hurt him

am I really sharing a thread with fat people

Exclusive to Québécois only, leaf

you're sharing a country with one

> general with America and Mexico

This should have been obvious...

Miss Tampura.
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now that really stung