The FBI just seized your computer Sup Forums

The FBI just seized your computer Sup Forums.

What will they find?

enough to send me to prison

Nothing because I'm not a sick pedo fuck.

My family album, legally downloaded games and music, and office documents.

I'm not going to jail unlike you faggots

a fucking shitload of torrented movies and television shows

THOSE SUMS OF BITCHES TOOK MY STEAM MACHINE!!!

Nothing, this computer's squeaky clean, don't even have any pirated shit on it. desktops got like 50g of pirated shit though.

Jokes on them, everything on my phone
have fun looking at my poop pics

A shit load of crypto locked files and the sole remaining picture of my dog

Hundreds of movies and some games

what is the FBI doing in my country?

CP of me when i was 16. Is that illegal?

Nice try FBI

yes
have a good time in jail

Around 200 GB worth of childporn

video games, several gigs worth of pictures of this horse (pic related), and a handful of pirated media.

Nothing except a few torrented movies. No porn, nothing. Wouldn't mind them taking my computer as long as they return it back within a few hours.

is you a girl?

is he ded user?

Why crypted not even my cp folder is crypted

Just my mouse, I'm good

big titty porn

ill sell it to you

Computer? no no no you mean my jack into the net to jack off

too many dank memes to handle

sell it for a dick pic?

5-10 years

some pirated content, nothing fancy.
all fancy stuff is either shredded or stored on power-dependent memory.

Haha dead dog

>Implying only cp can get you in jail
kek

my ancient chinese secrets

how big? and with timestamp

Way too much shit on Jews

shit I thought I deleted. I'm still finding shit from years back buried deep in obscure folders.....like recent places doesn't exist

check mines

>no
>if
>anyone else is 14-20 in the content

A lot of sneks

just some stuff I did for /aco/

>Is that illegal?
Interesting question...
Where does the law stand with this? If you have lewd pictures of your underage self saved to your computer.

question the warant

If they look at it is

Mostly a collection lolis. not illegal, right?

will they look through my browsing history or just stuff on my hard drive?

Who is they? I mean the repercussions of you having them, as in can you get in trouble for having your own underage nudes.

Lots of sweater porn and Haskell code.

Music and films, the usual.
And a boatload of perfectly legal albeit slightly outside of the norm pornography.

Depends how artistic it is right? Doujin piracy at best probably.

You get listed as a sexual offender for sure, not so sure about pedo charges though like possession

Pictures upon pictures of pigs dressed in police uniforms and wearing suits with fbi badges

The secret of success

A large number of memes making fun of them for having to dig through my computer

A lot of encrypted files. And probably some search history from sad panda.

Tons of hentai, loli, furry, gfur, r34, and shota. So dirty looks, nothing that will get me to jail though.

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Dank memes

my sister's face photoshopped onto pictures of naked 12 year old boys

Watch out for those priests, guy.

No I mean like if someone opened those files beyond you they could be charged with possession or viewing underage porn, so imagine the file as your own trap file for anyone who enters it is now a pedophile.

My dankest memes

Maybe for being a fucking fag

Unless someone has hacked me at some point along the line, then nothing. My greatest fear is getting setup for something. Someone putting ISIS documents on my computer to not incriminate themselves or some bullshit. I have nothing to hide.

A smoking pile of molten HDD

Nothing its encrypted. Hahah

Shit tons of paid music from iTunes. A few movie I torrented. And a bunch of spam

Nothing I guess. Locked by veracrypt with a 28 letter passphrase and recently wrote over all free space 7 times.

>Paranoid overload

Yeah, and?
You seem to be lashing out for no reason, are you in denial about something user?

Pony fap

154Gb of dubs

Dozens of pictures of my cat and random offensive things but nothing illegal aside from literally a couple albums :/

I know fbi is reading so don't worry sirs I feel bad Ima delete the pirated music :^) but for real yeah that's it

illegally acquired GTA V, portal 2, some music and some legal non porn pictures. my PC's pretty new so nothing bad that will get me in jail because I already bought GTA V on the xbox 360 in 2013 so I already supported them.

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Kill urself my man.

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Fucking cloppers

so close

Btw, hello federal agents!!!

pirated movies and music

they would find a virtual machine running an encrypted vhd and firefox running in remote app from overseas

How long does it take till you get banned? =)

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Enough to declare me as insane

Aside from the mountain of shit that violates copyright. I reckon I'd mostly be fucked by the large amount of undisclosed exploit material I have from the past five years of work.

Why? last I checked, pixels are allowed.

xD u 1 craaaaazy dude!!!!1!1!1!1!1

THEY WOULD FIND A PICTURE OF ME FUCKING YOUR MOM ON THE DINNER TABLE WHILE YOUR FAMILY TRIED TO EAT AND WATXHED TRANSFIXED AND HORRIFIED

mix tapes i was going to use to blow up some schools with

and illegal rare pepes. Caught in the wild just for their keks

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Sure, the school never questions why you drove a bus into the middle of death valley.

My files on how to completely reform the American constitution and laws to make America great again.

They would destroy my system in a heart beat before they even got to cp.

you know buying the game on console doesn't actually discount the piracy right? morally it might and they probably wouldn't do anything about it but it's still a crime