What's your excuse Sup Forums?

What's your excuse Sup Forums?

I have work tomorrow.

I didn't know it was Friday. I don't go out alot... And I don't have money or friends...

I am a loser

Just waiting to die. Taking things one day at a time, no real desire to befriend anyone because they'll just be sad when I off myself most likely.

I need to find out if my bf's cheating on me or not.

> blowjob, best detector of cheater

...

My excuse is that I'm sick as hell, a little drunk, and have been needing to read that book my friend lent me two weeks ago.

He won't shut up about it, and I'd rather be here relaxing than whatever else anyways.

GF went to a wedding so I'm alone for the weekend. I can play DS3 and drink whisky. Sounds good to me.

lel no

Playing Left 4 Dead 2 with the boyfriend. Why would we go out when we have vidya at home?

I'm still a closet homo

stop being me

fuck you sonc i hav good time with leaguer of legends

you faggt ass bitch

Ur not alone if ur with someone

ohhhh you must want attention. How "pathetic" as op stated.

sisters graduation tomorrow morning

I'll drink to that.

I mean, I'll drink to just about anything, but this is a better thing than most.

I'm a writer, the day of the week means nothing to me.

Video games exist

why do you think he is? tell us how your small mind works femanon

Got turned down today this morning.
Went to the movies alone.
Captain America was pretty good though.

What do you write bro? Anything interdastering I can read?

Love me some good literature

learning c++
forget human interaction

Fuck off

The fact that someone would justify themselves is because of the presence is truly childish.
GL in life child.

Stop being a cranky wanky. Its Friday dude. Get drunk and shut the fuck up.

Try to be happy or something.

Did a terrible job with my life, too much cocaine and perverted behavior and now it is too late to fix..

There's always more cocaine. =]

I'm on Sup Forums on a friday night. Do the math.

Hello OP. Why yes i'm currently alone.

Because I'm driving 6 hours to see my mother and family for Mother's Day, you giant bag of dicks.

Go see your mother, faggot. She misses you. Unless you still live in her basement. Then she really wants you to move out.

So your life is going well and you're incredibly and deeply satisfied.

Good to hear.

Do I need an excuse

It's a numbers game bro. Don't be a sad cunt be a sick cunt.

Weddings get chicks horned up, shes going to fuck a dude from the reception.

You're shitposting on a skateboard for vietnamese cookbooks, stop acting like you're doing something OP.

I've been alone since 10:00 pm its 6:16 am now. i don't need an excuse. Got money,

I just finished playing Left 4 Dead 2 so now I'm hunting for a hunger games thread

Don't need it getting out I go on 4Chins.
But yeah no I write fiction, not fantasy.

Saturday afternoon here, I experienced Friday before you guys. It's alright I guess, Saturday is where it's at

who would I be not-alone with?

Nice projection. Does it come in 1080p?

had to get these dubs

i have none.

czech

I'm alone everyday...there's no differece between a monday or a friday to me

what dubs?

Cocaine and hookers are fuckin awesome, sounds like you lived a better life than me tbh fam

too fat to be seen in public. out of respect for others I don't leave the house.

I want to fucking end my life

Im with my girlfriend and i need to piss out my ass i wish i was alone

You're posting on Sup Forums on a Friday night, you have no room to judge

Shucks. So you're at least somewhat successful? Good on you.

I write too, but I'm just one of the bums to scared to finish or publish anything.

I wish inspiration and success upon all of your work.

exams

Go to /fit/ read the sticky. Lose weight.

nigga i work tomorra

You could leave your house to get exercise before it's too late

theeese dubs

..over here

> off by one

If you guys want authentic dubs, look no further than my post.

Missing both my legs

>ask her to drink your piss
>post reply
>????
>profit

i just really love you guys

>alone on a Friday
>can't even get dubs

Technically it's Saturday now

Some of us have jobs, asshole. Enjoy your AIDS. Jerk.

Just finished a twelve hour shift. Don't have energy to leave the house

I was off by 1 twice for trips
but behold
check these

I was just a best man in my good friend's wedding. I was totally planning on flirting with the bridesmaids.

Until I realized they were not showing up. Also I was the only groomsman.

It was literally the bride, groom, me, their parents, and a preacher, in a chapel. No one else showed up.

I was the best man, and the maid of honor, for pictures and holding the rings. I also caught the bouquet and the garter. Fuck yeah.

Wtf lulz

....
BEHOLD

> dem dubs

If you love me so much, why don't you look at me when we fuck?

Kiss and lie to me you sexe faggot

'3'~

Nice island

Fuck you sonic, I'll make sure you have a dick for a nose. Screencap this.

The dubs getting here is weak.

That's sad as fuck.

BEHOLD V.2.0

I'm pathetic.
But at least I got dubz

I just got back from a thing, It's now 12:29 am and I'm high as balls, you ain't got shit on me

>take 3
BEHOLD

I have a take-home final due in about 13 hours.

Nah bruh, in 4k

> trips check'd

to the poster with the ID of 683034458 (really wish you didn't have to type the whole thing to reply...)
now THOSE are some dubs belonging to the poster with the ID of 683034566!

I'm 39.

If I go out I'll just drink, and end up beating up some little fratkids

told you I could get these dubs

nice get user
ty

im going to get cigarettes, ill be right back, stay up for me

Yes, goy. You should be out spending money and numbing your senses. That's why we give you a day off. Go get blitzed and skid into work on Monday, desperate to function.

same

My spouse is deployed and my only friend is at work.
So I'm getting drunk by myself and binge watching scrubs.
This is the good life.

> not sure if b8

It's Saturday fgt got gud

Every 11 posts there are dubs.
They're not rare.
They really don't require commenting every time they come up, year in and year out.

I'll be here so long as this body lasts bby

;)

i usually lose my will to live at night and its easier to deal with alone than with people around me

Femanon spotted?
If so, you best stay loyal to that man.

Boyfriend lives 40 km away cucklord

So what do you do with alone?

c++ is for faggots
ltiterally any other language is superior

I have faith in the femanon.

She will persevere with honor. She will not abandon her man.