Nuther waifu thread

Nuther waifu thread
>another bites the dust edition
Remember
>Yotsuba is queen
>manlets are to be poked fun at
>always put the pussy on the chainwax
>go in full dingle

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Well the salty spaz count started about 24 hours ago now. The rest was a couple days before that.

Thats nasty

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Please. Im an IBD patient. Thats so damn tame compared to what I see.

Rory claim.

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Stop trying so hard fag.

Make shit counter

Reposting because bored.

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Claimin Jonah
Well I find sex to be a daily need and desire same as eating and showering so why not do it when the opportunity is available like any other need?

So I guess you won't mind me posting then?
If you say so user :^)

Scotland in the uk
>new bread rattles
sachi claim

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>Data Terminal found
>Connecting...
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>Access Denied

Clammed

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Claimed.
Yeah, I don't want the thread to feel bad about me. I hopefully get by. Don't feel bad man, I got your back no matter what the situation is.
Nah, I try to keep him in check. He usually tends to keep his situations to himself though. (Sometimes.)

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Rekt

>Logs into the terminal as root and gives you access.

Claimed

iiiii'd rather not, frankly. I don't imagine it'd see much use once this particular salty spaz tuckers himself out.

Oh cool. For some reason i thought you were east coast US. Must've had you mixed up with someone else for times... oh well.

so what's everybody doing this weekend?

>trying to watch Steins Gate
>trying to keep empty house warm

To each their own I suppose, practice it safely at the very least if it's with more than one partner.

Thanks for joining me fellow user, our waifuss are some of the best out there

Eh. Im a bit half and half. The amount of colonoscopies Ive had make that shit collection seem like all the same. Though that one there is a bit too much fat in the diet.

>:^)
This is a shitty /s4s/ meme. Stop using it.

Fuck off.

This is hot

>You have been b& from terminal!
>sorry try again!
Samefag

>Reconnecting to Data Terminal
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>Access denied
>Unit does not have security clearance

>Hacking Data Terminal
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>Access granted

Access all data regarding unit H.A.N.A.K.O

:^)
Umad?

Yeah but all the girls I have fuck with like my shitposting, so they sit around me while I talk to you guys and I talk the shit out of them
No worries haha
>men not open with sexuality
I can see that, it's a pain in the ass to be a gay guy
>repalce damaged parts
Them feels, but where are we gonna find a terminal?

Also claiming

I LIKE TRAINS

Try again :^)

I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM.I?

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Though to be honest I'm a bit of a plant, so I've never really gotten the whole FUCK ME JERRY FUCK ME because of that.

>it's a pain in the ass to be a gay guy
fucking. PUNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

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U MAD BRO

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What is this app?

I'M MAD BRO

Do you even lift

Clover

If you wanna be a fag, be a fag, I don't care.

Be a fag somewhere else though.

Your kind dont belong here
Now get out

WHERES MY PINK BITCH

This place is called 4channel u newfig, lol

Good, keep that guy in check! Also why do you have a trainer? what for?
What does the data show?

The fact that I spend more money on lube and condoms every month then I do on food is one of the main things that make this lifestyle annoying.

I'm publicly Bi.
I don't really see the difference except the stupid jokes.

>Puts finger in the air just before stopping to attempt to say something

:^)

Tats you know you're fanning the flames right

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Lick me clean?

Sexy

That picture is adorable.

>Finding information regarding unit H.A.N.A.K.O
>Standby
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>Unit H.A.N.A.K.O is a mech unit designed for night infiltration and assassination. Due to recent events, that unit has been decommissioned and is due to deconstruction in - 1 hour -
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Decommissioned?

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Ooh chocolate! My favorite flavor

yui has been clamored

Mine too!

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I'm out, goodnight

Claimed

Thats cute, but my name doesn't start with an M
This ain the pussy crushers club?
>wheres my pink bitch
well wheres my porcelain bitch?
you got it
>WHY WONT YOU FUCK ME JERRY

See ya Vel
>Shizuru

I have a nearly endless supply of shit pics.
I really enjoy shit :3
I would marry shit if it were possible
Bye :^)

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I too am publicly bi. What were you going to say?
>more money on lube and condoms than I do on food
NIGGA CHILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL GOD DAMN

hi Shizu, and yeah~

Waifufags btfo

>I have a nearly endless supply of shit pics.
Why do you take so many selfies?

>I really enjoy shit :3
Everyone here does

>I would marry shit if it were possible
Can't marry yourself unfortunately

Ugh wtf it doesn't look like shit?!
Btw where did you procure such images?

I have things to do, so I'm off.

Go back to your containment board you cock.

My ass :^)

No this place is for kissless virgin faggots like
And my pink bitch is yuno

Something about puns.
Also girls happen to like anal, like playing with my ass, and sometimes do both with 2 sided dildos.
But the only ones that do this with me are my actual sex friends and not my daily regimen of sluts.

Mmmm....the golden brown arches. I'm lovin it

Thanks for the compliments :^)

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bet you won't touch it

Goodnight
Alright cya!

Peanutbutter

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Stupid jokes? like what?
>I poke fun, but deep down I'm jelly
Why decommissioned? what happened? ENHANCE

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This guy is a fucking neet lol living in fantasy land.

Go fuck yourself.

Or better yet, hang from a fucking tree.

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here

Couldn't agree more :^)

>daily regimen of sluts
I want to call you an impure heretic but you're being awfully cordial so I can't.

stop fanning the flames Tats

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would make a great check'em pic

Hey tell Jonah that, not me. I never kissed these girls, just looked at them intensely
>my pink bitch is yuno
Damn son, whered you find this?

well, I think that's enough thread for me tonight, goodnight koko, goodnight shizu

>le edgy depressed moeshit