/b you have my permission

/b you have my permission

You're a big guy

I love to smear shit all over your tits honey

what hahhaaha

For you

But you can have my penis later

I could swing by for a quickie

Fuck off, faggot.

Op is a huge faggot

Can I touch your butthole

at least i speak to girls m9 1v1 me le reddit

hahahahahahahahaahhaa
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ;)

I talked to girls when I was in middle school, too

nice start

Get this hothead outta here

pic related

I have a midget prostitute in my trunk. You in?

k den

I'll tell you what to say!

The plan I filed in my schedule includes me, my mom, and my psych doctor, but only one of you.

First one to talk gets to stay in my clinic

I suck cocks

why don't you come over and take this "9" till 5 with a 10 minute break and no food....

Did I ever mention that my dick is 5 inches erect????

OP, send a pic of your micropenis

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That's generous

Who paid you to grab my ballsack?
You're a small guy

I just jerked off to this.

Wow I can't believe my penis got bigger! It's 4.5 inches rock hard now ; )

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This

Fuck your job, let's elope.

>it's a get

GTFO underage faggot.

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we donĀ“t need your permission to do shit

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Crashing this thread.
>With no shurivors

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good job bastards, now the thread is full of shit

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Mmmm... chocolate river...