Waifu thread

Waifu thread
>College/High school stories edition
The rules are as follows:
>blahblah
>something about lewds
>wahwah too tired to care
And most importantly
>have fun

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kagami claimed!

Kurumi Claimed

Speaking of wahwah i can sure go for a whammy bar for the geetae Im crafting

In my freshman year of high school I drew a dick and turned it in for art class.

top lel

>slow clap

let me guess, you got an A?

youtube.com/watch?v=8egtsFtbhDQ

Lmao and how did that story end?

welp

-Ibuki

Probably

Best Ass Game Waifuu claimed!
How's everything going everyone?

HEYY KAGAMI!

kek!

In my freshman year of high school I drew a dick on some other dudes locker and I got spotted by the camera...
I had to do 12h of volunteer work and paint the locker again... fuck me

still can't believe that video lol...

hi aqua, you seem excited today....how's it going???

H.A.N.A.K.O unit here.

I didn't write my name on it so the teacher didn't know it was me.

I think I got a B or something.

Hello booty.

In my senior year I accidentally emailed hentai to a teacher instead of a project.

Kill it guize
Kill it with GET

Good morning to all

You know how girls do the star thing with fingers? In freshman year, my bros and I dick the dick hand thing

Hello ms. New booty

Holy sweet Jesus now THAT is an ass.

2283 dropbox.com/s/wmmco5nr7nw28je/1e.zip?dl=1

YOU SHOULDN'T EMAIL YOUR TEACHERS HENTAI
YOU'RE IN TROUBLE MISTER

Megumin claimed~

morning shinoa, what'chu been up to??

NoTM for best Death Grips album.

Seryu is the thread-mom now i guess
>kek

...

I need the rest of the story

Yeahh lol I guess I am!
Its beautiful outside and just that makes me hype!
What about you? Hope you're doing fine!

This pic is awesome!

Heyy titties!
>accidentally emailed
Top lel what did she/he say?

Hello my smug queen!
How's life going so far?

Thanks hanako!
Do you like it?~

Mah boi! Wassup??

I would rate it an A.

Nothing happened, the teacher probably saved it.

My nigga.

The hentai one?

Nothing.

Trips confirm
Now Seryu is mum

im doin more than fine!! im great!! glad to see you're doing good too

If a mech unit like me drops its jaws at the mere sight (literally), you know that shit is legit.

>the teacher probably saved it
Top kek

Had a nightmare and just found out that an ex tried to contact me tonight. My day could've had a better start. What about you?~

Laying in bed atm. Slowly waking up. You?

Good, steady and calm. You?

Rikka claimed.

In high school I was on the video production team for the weekly bulletins, we did a skit of us blatantly doing drugs and it somehow got on. So much fun.

yeah
did the teacher tell you something?
did he treat you any different from then on?

nice...sounds comfy, just chatting lol, enjoying my time off

Kek'd

>Megumin

...

Akiko late claim

Just rolled the bbq and some garden tables out. Gonna get grilingl tonight. Also did you know sometimes stone marten hide their shit and kills in your empty pool? I sure didn't until just now

I still have that story fam
>Kirino

yeah sometimes its nice to have a boring day
>sachi claim

Whatt that's soo weird.
My buddy only bring a dildo once during the class and got suspended lel

Thanks!!
But yeah its right..!You're done with your meeting/lesson thingy!

Fuck yeah!
Im glad we got an other booty lover in the group
Welcome fam~

Ohhh...yeah that's a shitty start.
Nothing much, just enjoying the nice weather and still trying to make Quebec Great Again

That a perfect life I can already tell!
If only the doggy wouldn't smash your balls everyday..kek
Id say the samething! Got no problem atm so life's good!

Heyyy Rikka!! How are you in this fine morning?

hello there

Thanks Tats.

It's true.

It was aquatic science, and I had to bring my grade up so I did some extra credit and I was very tired when I finished, so I wasn't thinking and attached hentai to the email instead. Then I emailed him afterwards telling him to ignore the first one. He barely talked to me before, and it was at the end of the school year so he didn't say anything to me for the next 2 or 3 weeks and then I graduated.

Thanks, I needed that.

Glad you enjoyed that I wish I could go back and do it again. How are you doing Megumin?

Hey Aqua! I am doing fine I just got a breakfast burrito and coffee, starting my day off right! How are you goddess of the butts?

Always remember that you got my vote~

Base is now operating in Lockdown Mode until morning.

Reminder to all active units. If you see the rouge H.A.N.A.K.O unit,

Kill her.

I had to reread it because i thought it said pentagrams

My day could use a better start.. But there's no winds whatsoever in town!~ You've succeeded in your mission~

you probably got lucky and he didn't see it
or maybe he liked it
>aquatic science
never heard of that

night Hanako!

a dick made out of pentagons could probably be considered modern art

Rolling in
>claim

Breakfast burrito?!? Why have I never heard of this before? I need one right now!
Doin great thanks! Aslong as my booty's still here, theres not problem!

Ohh hell yeah! If it wasn't for that vote I would have already quit

Sure will do! Thanks for the info!
Good night!

Heyy tank buddy! Wassup?

kek
Nice Galko, I didn't know this one yet
Saved for my /waifu/ memes folder

I'm off to bed.
Later guys, I'll leave this for you

youtube.com/watch?v=TBfWKmRFTjM

I guess it depends on the teacher. One of my friends got suspended for typing "allahu ackbar" into a calculator.

He probably liked it. He was a neckbeard.
>aquatic science=fish and shit

I had a couple of other greentexts, but I don't have them screencapped.

Mioda. I hope that all is well. Or well enough, at least.

Oh shit didn't read rule!

I got high in high school in my senior year first the first time. Was test week and we skipped school that day. Went and bought a pipe and $30 worth of weed. Friends let me have the green and I smoked it. Told me to keep going til the say stop or I can't take it anymore.

Coughed real hard and inhaled through my teeth like they told me to since it'll get me fucked up faster. Didn't feel shit but 10-15 min later, I just smiled. And from the smile I look into a mirror and saw my eyes were glossy and was lightly red. Mouth felt dry.

Then I felt super happy. I don't know why but I did. Couldn't help myself but walk in circles laughing like a dumbass while everyone else was in a circle all chill.

Came up to the group and they asked me to sit down and I said no because I'm fine. Someone gave me a lighter with the flint end facing me and I thought it was funny because it's a lighter and I'm holding it like a cigarette. But its a lighter!

Someone took it away from me and I gother really sad for some reason. Then they gave me an Arizona can cause it was safer for me. I got happy again and it said in a "happy drunk" voice:OOOOoooOOOooo... ariZOOONa.

After that we went home and my as was in the trunk of an suv face on mat and ass in air. Head a light headache feel but friends said I got fucked up real good. Went home and parents thought I had a headache and I went to bed early. Woke up with the greatest sleep ever.

Next day I told some of my friends that wasn't there with me that I got high for the first time and they're like "MY NIGGA user HOW WAS IT?! TELL US YOUR STORY!"

Felt good mang

I'm going to watch more K-On

Playing some cs:go?

G8 stuff mang

Nigga you ain't gotta remind me.. lol

Hey duce

Hello akiko

i played like one game, tomo was having problems with it yesterday...

See you later.

Nice.

Have fun.

Awesome! My wind spell did its job, so now you can have a nice, chill bike ride and hopefully maybe there will be a nice breeze going with you.

Youve never had one before!? They are so so good! Well it depends where you go I guess. But thats great and as long as its here I have no problems either aqua!

youtu.be/iHRZES6FRYA

Thread mom us lurking

night Kirino!

just well enough, kinda stressed out due to exams, but I'll cope
how are things going for you?

Is posting and driving a bad idea?

RIP Penorcut

yes

-Ibuki

i would think so

Sometimes, someone who trusts you is all we need~
Rikka's magic is real, huh. Who would've thought
>jk, your magic is the best!
If you want an accident, it isn't

kek'd!
Yeah I guess you're right cause that's fking dumb to suspend someone for that...

The tale of a true senior year!
Good hold days...
Must felt like a fking king telling your story to your friend kek

Have fun! Lataaa

Im always there to remember good stuff ;)
This will never die lol

Noo never! Where are you going to get yours?
I have to taste it!
Awww thanks Rikka~

Also I have my mecha acronym
S.E.R.Y.U- Stalker Elite Ranger of Ubiquity

Nice trips

>Megumin

F

He was a true hero.

Nothing much,just enjoying the weekend.You?
It's Katyusha not Duce fam

Alright.
I'm gonna go somewhere, I'll be back.

Pretty sure it is
kek

EXACTLY! Well said mah boy!
Ever thought of writing an inspirational book? lel

Pretty much the samething!
After this weekend I got my last final test fuck yeah

Poor tomo. I'mma get through games to day and game with you guys!

Yes it was

And

Yes it is

They were happy like I lost my virginity.
I'm still a Virgin and the closest I got was fingering a girl ;_;

Oh sorry

Bye Galky

I hope I come across them. I need all the memes

Hey, what's up Shinoa?

thanks, your singles are pretty good to kek
nice! im looking forward to that, have you played it at all??

Battle me m8

Never has and never will! Too much of a chore for someone stupid such as I~
Do stay safe~
Thank you, I'm proud of them kek

Tatsuta claimed.

>College/High school stories edition
I don't know if that's a good idea...

I...its real! Trust me!
>Thanks I practice my magic everyday

Laying in bed like a lazy fuck. How's them peaches?

Top kek. Nope

Do it. I shared mine lol

So close yet so far ;_;

So, what'd you guys think of the new Radiohead track?
youtu.be/yI2oS2hoL0k

Dio-sama...

>said I got fucked
OH SHIT
>up real good
I felt scared for real for a moment there.

Keep practicing, one day you'll have some good explosion spells~
>So close yet so far ;_;
Don't worry, one day you'll get there
>tbh tho, it isn't that good

I love bros, always there to cheer when their bud achieve something!
Its fine shino bro don't worry about that it will come one day! Just be ready cause when I lose my virginity I wasn't able to come...I had to fake it...rip lol

I kek'd
You're right it takes a lot of times but people are so stupid that im sure it would sell well!

GO AHEAD!

Okk! (No farmer boys in Canada rip)
Yeah I got the same problem..Usually wake up at 10:00..I will do my research to find the great burrito!
Love ya

hmmm, this is gonna be interesting
>trips then dubs confirms you're gonna go past third base and get a home run kek

DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS

Wait I'm totally confused.

Those trips into dubs are a sign youre close!

Explosions huh hmmm I shall look into those some more, youre right I dont practice them enough, well not enough as you!

Do it! And when you find one please tell me how you liked it, they are like my 4th favorite food! I love you too Aqua

>checked trip dubs
Peaches is fine if not a bit tired and worried about finances
I'm just gonna try and leech as much food as I can from my dad and hope I can get through the next 2 weeks. Also kinda sad I won't see my mother tomorrow

What are you fucking gay?

Fine. I'll share one. Give me a few minutes to think of one.

Good luck. Exams are painfully tedious, as everyone knows. But you'll do fine, I'm sure.

Me? Eh. It's been bleak, but I'll live.