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Fucking white people just can't stand being average.

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But I love being average i don't want to be noticed

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Kek

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There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

>Dojobah

Lost

this is why manatees don't like water slides.

Nigger

copypasta dedected

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>skills in bright karate swords combat
Checked and lost

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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Damn I lost!

It's a draw

Top kek well worth the effort

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>BENEATH THE SURFACE WITH YOU YOUR IDENTITY AWAITS YOU

Ooookay. Nice dubs.

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See this a lot anyone remember what this clip was from?

HAAAAAAAAAAA

Why this is with of bananases??

Nice counter-copypasta

wrong fucking arm.

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did you just fucking navy seals copy pasta me, you little bitch?i'll let you know that I came first class in my meming skills and have been involved in numerous raids with the infamous hacker 4 chan against every sort of shit organization that stands in my fucking way, and have over 9000 confirmed rare pepes. i have been trained in the technique of North Korean DDOSing, and have beaten John Cena in a fight of dank fucking memes. I have the entire arsenal of anonymous at my disposal, and i shall disperse it within my web of contacts including Shia, Bernie Sanders and Donald Fucking Trump to obliterate you you think you can get away with navy seal copypasta-ing me? You think your 7 proxies is enough to defend against me? I have breached over 500 proxies at the same time while being hacked by tumblr and shot at by the NSA. You think your shitty copy-pasted crap is going to protect you against my fury? well it can't, it won't, and now it's arma-goddamn-motherfucking-geddon, you little shit

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listen OP, i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k [Open] ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. listen OP, i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds gets wild after midnight

End halal section. Problem solved.

Is banana for a funnies and laughting?

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A true British hero

* wipes tear from his eye *

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Kek

Haha kid's gonna love sudden propulsions, is the idea to get less ground friction from baby's barf on the front?

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Someone needs to leave this guy unattended in an airport somewhere for a few hours.

> Hilarity ensues

Hot shots part deux

>long dick style

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Wtf do you think the point of a copypasta is retard ? You can even spell 'detected' correctly so who am i kidding

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Any cunt that knows morse code and is bored care to translate this shit for us plebs?

What is this from? I've seen it before!

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Noice

youtube.com/watch?v=M_tMD5bTbLM

well she didn't kill herself because someone said she's ugly
she was ashamed of what she did and people were threatening her

>Paul saltines
Almost faggot

I don't get it

Comes with free helium exit bag?

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It seems like the first time in years I've laughed in a YLYL thread.

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Chinks are not human

>Wise puppet, master of bright karate, killer of paul saltines

His mug should be a meme.

>Paul Saltines

I'M DONE

>Sweden
>YES

youtube.com/watch?v=bLqmh61IfTI

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You called?

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same

This is a fucken dad joke

>Sir roller

No legs, no arms, no swords. He kills by the sheer force of his anger alone (and some nasty bites). He is our finnest champion.

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youtube.com/watch?v=118iT8SPHb0

skip to 4:21

summit is an idiot, can't believe he has that many fans

don't cut yourself on that edge, kid. actually, go ahead and cut yourself on it.

this is a good one i laughed out loud

Got it now - thanks user

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