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I wanna fuck your mother

You also frequent Sup Forums M'lady?

I'm a really good cryptographer.

hey I post on Sup Forums

Hi my name is OP

I'm gonna ruin this date

I just shit my pants

have you considered doing anal?

Do you like my fedora?

Lord and Savior Donald Trump

I'm a social justice warrior

Let's go to the mall

Technically I'm a sex offender.

You smell very different asleep.

I'm more into black people

I write pornographic fanfics regularly.

i love you, marry me

my biological father is hitler

You're sister is better looking.

My AIDS is in remission

I really love sucking cock

I watch My Little Pony

I really love feminine penises.

Hi my name is OP.

can I fuck your ass

I saw my parents fucking

Hitler did nothing wrong normie

guessing my herpes has receded

I'd love to fuck my dog

nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

Give ya the ol lickaroo

How's my favourite daughter tonight?

Damnit I can't even count to 5

I'm out of e-cig juice

Can I sniff your armpit?

Kek

Hey so uhh what's up?

I'd never kill a woman.

How a blind person gonna read braille imbedded in a jpg??

i'm such a nice guy

Can you split the check?

Well, this is morse code but i dont think its worth decyphering it

holy fuck your sisters hot

...

3d printer?

You smell like my mom

cuck me with black men.

>read braille
Tell me this is bait please

Did I mention my cats?

Sorry, have to go, Mum.

Does this smell like chloroform?

The fuck is it called then?
Fingering it?

Can I wear your skin?

It's fucking morse you mongoloid piece of shit

I am ruining this date.

"You know you want it"
>often more effective if you say "C'mon baby" right before this but you wanted it in 5 words.

Do you spit or swallow?

Look I invited my parents.

Wait, where is your penis?

Tell me that in greentext

>You Look Like My Mother

Beneath the surface with your identity awaits you

Shit, I forgot my Viagra

Yeah but the if its imbedded in a jpg a blind person can't finger it. Even if you print it out.

I have aids and debt

Feminism is a ideological cancer!

My ass hole is stinky

I love looking at traps

I was breastfed until 15

I didn't bring my wallet

...Okay I've been baited this time.

I Was Raped By Daddy

I am a Trump supporter

Yes I bleach my asshole

>Anonymous 05/07/16(Sat)07:34:42 No.683103401▶
>You smell very different asleep.
yesss

Wanna see my dank memes?

My bowels are leaking profusely.

*Beneath the surface with YOU your identity awaits you

i fucked a nigger once

I enjoy Adam Sandler movies

I'm a pansexual nonbinary genderqueer.

Long time no see, grandma

Will you swallow my cum?

You look different wearing clothes

I shaved my whole body

Kek

Stop being fat you whale

>tfw stating a simple, obvious and self evident truth will ruin a date

I sniff my cat's butt.

I choo choo choose you.

I like to browse Sup Forums

You cant ignore my girth

Bring your sister in here.

do you like minions too

My herpes breakout's almost over!

"I fucking hate niggers, darling."

lulz

Can you poop on me?

Let's try ass to mouth.

I havent had sex before