How do I dump my girlfriend of 5 years without breaking her heart too much?
How do I dump my girlfriend of 5 years without breaking her heart too much?
David Ross
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Kayden Collins
kill yourself
Ethan Fisher
this, worked for me
Eli Perry
Fokken kek
Brandon Peterson
Come out as being gay.
Landon Gray
Tell her you found someone else
Aiden Perez
This is guaranteed to work,
several of my friends have done this
Ethan Carter
Top kek
Nolan Cooper
No possibility to do it without hurting - just do it quik without lies and don´t try the - we stil can be friends - thta hurt even more
Owen Ward
Just talk to your right hand in a calm and collected manor. Then move on to another girlfriend by using your left hand.
Jace Howard
You can't part from someone who gave you a piece of their heart, without breaking the heart.
Metaphorically speaking, obviously.
Just do it.
And be honest with why.
And don't back out of it, otherwise she has ammo and a reason to cheat on your ass. The moment you try to split up, the moment she starts looking for someone else.
James Long
have any friend who is into her?
my best friend took my gf of 3 years .... XD
Joshua Torres
No good way to do it man. My advice would be to break if off and cut ties for a long time. Your going to deal with allot of heartache if you try to do her the favor of staying friends.
Jaxon Jackson
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Bentley Price
Tell her you have just realized you are gay.
Nice dubs
Daniel Miller
Run at her wielding a fake stick of dynamite while screaming Allahu akbar. Worked for me, 18 month sentence was well worth it.
Charles Edwards
Did that guy get hired? At the job? With tattoo etc/
Landon Fisher
how did that work did you just swap?
Chase Cook
Call her a faggot kike
Ryan Bell
get that exact tattoo on your cock.
Justin Taylor
She has a pussy tattoo on her back? That reason enough to break up right there.
Mason Bailey
Umm. Hello? That would definitely break her heart. OP should kill her. Do it quick and painless so there is no suffering.
Jordan Edwards
try this
youtube.com
John Morgan
Order her a pizza and have the pizza guy write "It's over" on the inside of the box. She will still be sad but at least she has pizza
Cameron Powell
Admit it. You are a cuck.
Leo Walker
That is a neck bro.
A guys neck at that.
Sebastian Turner
i would never allowed it, she told me there is nothing. One week later she moved to him. Of course i end friendship to him and if I ever see him again I will kick his ass
Wyatt Miller
Sure you will champ.
Sure you will. :)
Jason Anderson
I'm sure you'd suck his dick just to taste her pussy again
Logan Thomas
that tattoo will be popular in prison
Camden Rodriguez
Literally dump her and say it isn't working. Clean break is easier in the long run.
Samuel Johnson
Break her skull and dump her on the river. Don't need to get the heart involved
Mason Evans
Made me kek
Adrian Perez
YOUR LEAVING ME WTF!!!!
Josiah Morales
kick her in the cunt
Andrew Cox
don't do it chad, you fuck
Landon White
Use a classic literature quote. It will make you seem smart and will help take the sting out of getting dumped.
I suggest Herman Melville.
"Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee."
Tyler Sanders
Or the classic "It isn't you, it's me. You see, I hate you."
Joshua Martin
Kill her
Henry Thompson
you can't. she's either going to try to murder you or kill herself. good luck with that.
Adam Mitchell
Tell her that you've been reading up on Donald Trump, and that he has more going on for him than you suspected.