I'm in 18-year-old moving to the US from Scotland. I will be going university what should I expect

I'm in 18-year-old moving to the US from Scotland. I will be going university what should I expect.

I am moving to Texas

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Heat. Muggyness. Like air is so thick, it's hard to breathe. You get used to it. Hit Freebirds, ask for SuperMonster. Enjoy eating a burrito for an entire weekend.

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I'd rip that shit off of me so fast without hesitation

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u'd probably be fucked up even more if so

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expect nae cunt to understand word that comes out yer mouth, and expect average looking texan girls who are a 5/10 (9/10 in Scottish terms) to be all over you like a fucking rash as soon as they hear you speak

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I have Trypophobia and i couldn't have that attached to me no fucking way.

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also this post is 100% false

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It's a lotus seed pod

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WHAT IS THAT!?

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Expect the majority of people to be nice as pie but kinda retarded at the same time

Everyone's too happy all the damn time except for the hand full of people you'll encounter who pure rage all the time, but they're often heavily retarded

Expect no-one to have a fucking clue when you talk about tunnocks tea cakes / caramel slices or jaffa cakes at all

The tea is disgusting, you're gonna miss a lot of food and drink

Bread is weird in the USA, it's more like cake

Racism, hope you're not black. Hope you're not ginger too

And yeah as someone said above nee cunt will understand you at all

Lotus seed pod photo shopped onto someone's shoulder

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>THIS WILL HAPPEN TO YOU

What, I'll have a lotus seed photoshopped on my body?

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Hey OP, Texas-fag here.

Most people are really nice. If you want girls just talk to them, your accent should pull in plenty.

Try the BBQ while you're down here. It's the best.

Also, don't trust the niggers.

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>texas
>hot
>humid near houston
>mexis everywhere
>the only white girls you see will either be blonde or be fat
>do not eat the venezuelan chili
>DO NOT EAT THE VENEZUELAN CHILI

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Not op but I want to eat the venezuelan chilli

what is it

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Thank you immune cat.

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the fuck is that?

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Niggers. If you're not already racist, you will be.

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hey op, ive lived in texas all my life and i can tell you that texas is big enough to have many different cultures. what part of texas are you going to
>but all of texas is hot

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Stay the fuck outta Texas. Too many people moving here.

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we will photoshop you unless you post fuck no in this thread!

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Austin is supposed to be a really cool place. West texas has some cool scenery that you need to see while you're in the states. It's not bad, just different. People are legitimately the nicest people you'll ever meet. As far as it goes with nig nogs, there's a good chance that if they are in college and not fucking radical, they'll be pretty fucking chill. Don't trust any nig nogs on the street.

Any idea which Uni you're headed too? I'm from Texas so I might be able to help you choose.

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