Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread
>luthier copypasta edition
Hear are the fucking rules
>claim your fucking waifu
>post pics of said waifu
>husbandos are allowed
>bitches luv frying pans
>no lewds
>ignore that last one
>Read the rule after this
>Ingore the rule before thus
Yotsuba claimed

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/5k6kg---YKg
m.youtube.com/watch?v=fzSz9DY9778
youtube.com/watch?v=hAEQvlaZgKY
youtu.be/Yx03zTvL4K0
youtube.com/watch?v=5souw4K5UQc
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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>claiming yume

True Lewd Neo Claimed
No more fucking scamers in waifu thread pls

Claiming best girlie~!

Hell yeah there are, you can never truly please everybody. In my opinion yes, I do it all the time, but the reason I do it is to keep everything organized, I like everybody below me to only own one title of each rank, so since I'm currently an emperor all the kings below me only one their one kingdom, one duchy, and one county, that way they stay weak enough for me to wipe them out if they try and revolt but powerful enough so that if any of their vassals revolt they can take care of it. I also like all of my dukes and kings to be of my dynasty so they're less likely to declare war on each other and gain too much power, but the assholes are always marrying other counts or dukes so their children end up having both titles and I have to constantly revoke and reorganize shit so it stays they way its supposed to be.

Obligatory claim.

Shiki claimed, back to overwatch

Ryuko claim

Found one!

Lewd claim

Best mage claimed~

Nope, no toppings.
Do you have any milkshakes?
Alright then.
If you say so.

Brother

Feeling like watching some Azumanga right now

Pistol grip pump on my lap at all times
Pistol grip pump on my lap at all times
Pistol grip pump on my lap at all times
They can be fucking with other niggas shit, but they cant be fucking with mine.

based

I always enjoy seeing this honestly

at some point I'll finish those last three hours for the full 20 hours kek

ok the thing is it's about adaptation
in my mind it's like one of those settler colonies in the wild west, braving the storms and harsh conditions for the reward of a new environment.

mugi why

Way too slow.

>Shizuru get!
>If dubs, enough ships to start a navy

Tenryuu claimed

kagami claimed!!!

Claimed.

Ah, so you too know endless suffering.
Yeah, we both live in shitty areas and nowhere except far North in Florida is considered pleasant.
>I love it
>You're really cool for doing this
>Glad you're still here months later after I joined

All the way insane.

Fake
I am real tenruu

Claim

Still here
I'll be more active once I've done the dishes

youtu.be/5k6kg---YKg

I didn't realise that I had competition. I just assumed that nobody would step on my turf. Clearly I was mistaken.

I flipped my shit at the end of the season to be honest. When I saw that I nearly broke my phone. That's the worst way to solve a problem. I actually like the idea or her being mute by choice. I don't know, it makes her a lot more cute since she only smiles and kills people.

Alright boss. Just make sure you close the freezer when you're done.

Yes boss we've got milkshake. Any specific flavours? We have future-tech levels of milkshake making machines here. Or we can hand make it. Your choice.

Best German CV claimed

Why there is 2 neo now ?

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=fzSz9DY9778

But, of everyway to express that...

Super cute!

Yay! I'll be fine atago

Sanya Claimed

Geez Shizu, you're starting to look like trips guy

It seems to happen to RWBYfags a lot.

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Bro...

I was wondering, you guys can recommend me any good whiskeys? I'll go buy a bottle next time I end up going into town

>Kagami is a qt

Super smug!
How's it going?

post abomination
you know what I mean

I'm a visionary
anal colonies will be the future
just watch

you might want to save this one too kek

Indeed, at least we can relate and not suffer alone.

>Don't mention it, lovely.
>Glad you like it

No idea, there's the lewd one and the one that gives out free dairy.

Hello there, beautiful.

Tea.

Nah. I just try for dubs at the start of threads for giggles.
Should i stop? Don't think i want to look like trips guy... That's his turf.

Wild Turkey American Honey.
Mmmm mm...

>Megumin is a qt

Is that a tenruu for ants?

Claim.

thanks, what happens to be the main ingredients in it?
youtube.com/watch?v=hAEQvlaZgKY
>no dubs rattle
sachi claim

That looks like it takes a lot of work. The only time I played I pissed off my council and I didn't know how to strip people from their titles. You are pretty pro.

A slow first is still a first :^)

If lewd Neo stays, you'll have to share, but lewd anons rarely stay

Saved for my /waifu/ meme folder

Curie claimed

runnin out of blank cds.

I bought 50. might have to buy some more.

>/waifu/ meme folder
I just puked a little

>anal colonies will be the future
I mean, if you say so.

Ackshual Waifu Question:

Does you're waifu have siblings?

>1 younger brother
>1 younger niece

Had a good session in my DnD game, got to murder some zombies

lol icecream claim

>Honey
I dunno man.. Is it really that good?

5 digits and a wrist.

My thoughts exactly.

Hello Sanya. How are you?

Uuhh... What did we put in it?
Well...
A little bit of love,
A little bit of hugs,
A sprinkle of raisins,
And Syndra.

>you'll have to share

I will gladly start an uprising. I already have enough people who witness me as the real Dairy Queen.

>DnD

Fucking. Jealous. I played one game of DnD and it was a complete mess.

Shit guys, I gotta go.

I'll be back in a couple hours.

Playing some star wars battlefront. Been such a long time since I last played. It's great! How are you? Are you enjoying owari no seraph?

Its a shitload of work and I only ever do it every few characters and only when their at their peak so I know I'll be able to deal with any revolts that come, but when you're ocd like me its worth it. I learned pretty much everything from that video series, everything else was just experimenting.
Sure.

Bye atago!

Shinoa bro

Bye.

Nice. Fun stuff.
>Rattle rattle

youtu.be/Yx03zTvL4K0
>Cute

>RWBYfags
That triggers Neo for sure

Both of them are here for long time

>Two sisters

Claimed

Yeah. I was skeptical at first too. However, it's so smooth. First thing I ever got drunk on. It has a mild honey taste, and is sticky like honey. So no spilly. It's really fucking tasty though.

See you later, friendo.

1 brother, though he's practically disowned by the family and so doesn't show up in the series.

Forget pic

and shizubro lands the dubs!

this is glorious
thank you

>;)

yo you didn't answer me how are you feeling? Besides the dick not working

>he doesn't have a folder full of the freshest meems
what are you doing dude

hey man think about it like this
we're running out of space on earth, right? We might as well live inside each other and turn into self sustaining beings

only child

ayy glad you had fun
and welcome back

bye atabro

An older sister and a younger sister
You just got to find a good group
Had a nice time, starting to do find out what crazy demon thing is building robots and might destroy everything.

I have yet to start watching it. I'm gonna start tonight sometime with a friend, I'll get back to you on it tomorrow.
I'm fine, just kinda chillin'. Days off are so great...

Heyo hand-kun~

>Pats

Also I'm sorry if I'm not answering to everyone, playing overwatch so checking the thread inbetween games

Indeed, confusing.
>Glad you're still here by the way

Happens to the best of us.

Tatsuta claimed

>Lurking

I feel like I've already told you this, but I recommend:
Glenmorangie 10 Years
Lagavulin 16 Years (very smoky)
The Glenlivet 18 Years

Alright~ I'll give it a shot!
>If I ever find it. my liquor shop is filled with wine kek

We'll hold onto the milkshake for you.

Fuck off Guv'nark m8.

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No matter how much you explain.
I always think "Why?"

Hey Tats, doing good i guess~ How about you?

fuck meant to reply to kyouko not OP
hi kyouko

Indeed she does.

We had two Ruby claimers for about a month or two, don't know if you were around to see it.

mandatory cc claim
pc is slowing down
cant talk much
steam hates me

Well. My girlfriend is in a shit mood and won't tell me what's wrong, like always. All this relationship ever is is drama and bullshit and her not trusting me with anything.
She's had a shitty life up until now but I can only make excuses for her for so long.
I'm tired of this and I'm tired of wasting time in this relationship when apparently all I do is make her feel small or like shit.
I do everything in my power to try and make her happy, and besides two jobs taking up my life believe it or not I would like some time to myself but no, not with her. Shes an annoying ball of nerves amd overemotional bs that is always right and I am always wrong and It makes me feel like shit.
I want to break up but even now with our situation thats hard.
Everything about this is just dragging my life into a dark abyss and I've come to the point where Im backed against a wall and would rather just fucking kill myself

>Inb4 just end it
>Its not that easy its a fucked up situation

>End rant
>Tsuyu

>what are you doing dude
Not being a cancerous fuck, you should try it sometime.

Fake ass Neos in my thread
I'm the real Chosen One

>checks dubs
>doesn't check my dubdubs
',:^)

>wine
Never was a fan. Champagne? Yeah, it's alright. Wine? No thanks. What about you?

Top tier music
Single child probably

Depending on job really

no problem qt
>slow rattle
one whole syndra?

is it just be or did bread speed up by a lot?

Glad you're having fun, buddy.

It's all good, take your time.

Why does your computer dislike your so much?

Sorry that's been happening to you, friend. Sometimes people like that just need patience, I'm sure you're doing all you can to try and make it work. Women are just confusing as all hell.

>1 younger(?) sister

>Lagavulin
Oh my god, I love the color lol I'll definitely buy it if I find it~
Thanks a lot!
I never liked it.. Such a shame that the only liquor store I know is filled with these

youtube.com/watch?v=5souw4K5UQc

>he doesn't have a folder full of the freshest meems
You should consider following his actions. I only save this putrid shit because I have to.

Actually got a giggle from me

I am shit at relationship ship advice, so I'm not going to try much

No siblings, only a hot mom

cya!

>I will gladly start an uprising.
I'd be in!
>You are still THE Neo

I should really watch that series of videos. Even though I'm bad at focusing on too many things.

Toxic. Relationship.
She isn't happy, she can't be happy and drags you down.
The best thing you could do is break up with her. For your own sake and health

I fail to see how saving the good moments we have here is supposed to be cancerous

Nice.
>Check 'em

Dump folder