Sup Forums my fucking stupid neighbor is driving my sister to leave and go to somewhere else when she just bealy got...

Sup Forums my fucking stupid neighbor is driving my sister to leave and go to somewhere else when she just bealy got here

Dubs decide what I do to their car

Rock [or clog] in exhaust pipe.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Nails in tires

I don,t care what the situation is.
OP wants evil suggestions.
I,m happy to oblige.

Salt in gas tank

break into their car,hide something that will smell so fucking bad he/she has to sell the car,hide it good,real fucking good,a place he/she would never think.

I,d say cut brake lines but that would harm ur sister.

shit on the driver seat

Like in the spare tire compartment
Something with sriracha

My neighbor keep parking in my driveway and after so many time I told not too, they keep doing it. So I keyed their car and today they keyed my sister's boyfriend car

Oh jeez dude be clearer. We thot literally driving.

smear shit all over car

don't be stupid siracha no,how about you take this guys sugggestion
but cover the whole car in shit in the inside,lots of shit.

Piss into gas tank.

Knife tires and record it for us

Rerolling for clogging their exhaust pipe.

Koolade in gas tank. Dubs get.

Winrar

Winrar.
I still think it should be more subtle tho.

op he got dubs!!

Lol what would koolaid do? I wonder...

oh wo well since i got dubs too can u also cover the car in dog shit,thanks.

Shit, we got a grinch, in a mask, holding a gun here.

Twenty seconds late nigga.

WInRar

Wot?
Nice trips. But.. wot?

Nice trips

Trips holy shit. Idk wgat the fack your toking about m8 tho.

Deliver op

shit in the air filter

deliver op

OP here will deliver Koolade in Gas soon
and will knife their tires soon
When it gets dark later on in the day

Are you fucking retarded op?

Ejaculate on their car

this bitch who tried to accuse our smallest most innocent autistic neighbor of sexual harrassment at school back in 2008 (he ended up being gay and would never threaten even a fly)

I shit in a bag over two days and so did one of my other friends

We took long kitchen gloves and smeared our shit all over her brand new car until it was literally caked and we had brought with us dozens of rolls of saran wrap and wrapped it so fucking much on top of the saran wrap we got one more fat ass guatamalan friend to shit right there on the scene and smear it all over the saran wrap and wrapped that up

We lived in the mojave desert at the time so by the time theybwoke up ob saturday and saw that shit it was already super baked on

Her family moved a few blockd away because of this and also other people hated her and were threatening her fsmily everyday

Dude, what the fuck?

Make sure you've used the knife the same way you do in Counter-Strike