Waifu claiming thread
>PC master race edition
Rules are here !
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: german ships are the best in the world
Best German Aircraft Carrier Claimed
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claimed kagami....
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Lurking from work
Lewd claim
I actually reckon TenTen is gonna be a TR-8R and take Mercy soon.
Better not be any fake Neos
I personally recommend mixing Cola and Whiskey or Apple Juice and Vodka, if you like mixing drinks that is.
>Shizuru get
>not trying to get dubs edition
Obligatory claim.
Thanks for baking, beautiful.
Tatsuta claimed.
>Tenten
I rolled a d6 and the result was a 5, which means milder whiskey ("cheap whisky with calo" was 1 and 2, "smoky whisky" was 3 and 4, and "milder whisky" was 5 and 6).
>Megumin
That feel when a debit card isn't good enough.
>Graffie
Easy to drink beer when you always have 20+ bottles around. I'm currently drinking a gueuze. Overwatch is decent. I'm too bad to truly enjoy it, so I just play a few games on a very casual level.
Claimed.
poon
Best mage claimed~
You're alright?
Alright fellow citizens of /waifu/ I'm here for monthly smug taxes. Please do post. I also except super cute if you don't have smugs
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Uh, best husbando claimed hurr hurr ryuu ga waga teki wo kurau.
They don't even accept debit card..
Tenryuu claimed
I'd never betrail Tenryuu. At least i don't lose by 8 seconds.
I'd go with the first one.
Ok, good whisky will become goodnight drink.
Curie claimed
still burning cds.
yah
mandatory cc claim
nah, that would give me an excuse to sit down and play vidya all day,
i wouldnt move from my seat ever.
i would just play xbox while on my desktop and my laptop all day.
at least i have to get up and unplug the xbox to plug in the desktop, thats some movement
and once im up i usually get the rumblies so i get some food
then i shower while all my shit is loading up
so i kinda think what i have now is better
for health
i win?
off by one, sorry shizu
tang
not today shinobro
goodnight all, just wanted to see you before bed
Hol Up
Yous a fake Neo
>Cute tax
Naw, it's good. I was -not- trying to get dubs.
Ackshual Waifu Question:
Nicknames?
>Kuroneko, Spaghetti-tan
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Heh, well as long as you're staying healthy, I'm happy for ya.
>Whore
This makes me sad.
That's good. Remember to support your friendly Mercy. Because she is supporting you.
Night karen
>shinoa bro
I miss the Bard of Sup Forums.
Yeah that's how a lot of these starts are, its why I absolutely despise gavelkind succession, its is literally the worst piece of shit in the whole game, I can see why its a good thing in real life but in the game it is nothing but terrible. If you don't already know what it is it has all of your titles go to different kids, your first son gets all your first titles, so if you're a king he'll get your kingdom your duchy and your capital county but every single fucking other thing goes to other sons, so if you own multiple kingdoms and are one fucking county away from creating an empire you're fucked and your country gets split up and will inevitably go into a massive civil war as your sons fight over their claims. So you can see why I haven't even tried playing that Spanish start or as a pagan, because as a pagan you literally can't have any other succession type besides gavelkind. Yeah though the tutorial for this game is trash.
Where did I start is a vague question, I've played several games and been pretty much all over the world in this game, do you mean where my very first game took place or where I started with my current Holy Roman Empire game?
Claiming best girlie!
>maximum qt
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welcome back everyone
Who is the chosen here ?
At you service Hando kun !
>Gueuze
What type of beer it is ? how it taste ?
>Overwatch is decent
its like tf2 but better
>for me ofc
>Rosiu , GrafZeppelin
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So, you don't like Vodka? I mean Apple Juice works with pretty much everything.
Do you like Single Malt Scotch?
Sanya Claimed
Hmm, Shitty Brat, Esper Midget and of course Tats
Right!? All online stores should accept debit cards!
Eheh~ Thank you!~
Me ofc!
That took longer than I expected.
I'm mostly plqaying Mercy (sometimes good, mostly bad), so i know the suffering.
No, i don't have Vodka here. I only have 3 bottles of Whisky and 1 bottle of Jägermeister here. I hate that stuff.
thnx man
how's ur health?
(dont think i have ever asked this)
No no, I'd rather you act on your own accord. I appreciate the bread none the less, ya cute.
Welcome back, Gold.
>plqaying Mercy
Tenten enjoying being a healslut?
Welcome back Booby Brother.
Literally stop with this Graff I'll castrate you.
Alright guv'nark you're going to betray her soon. I bet you already have you slut.
What did?
Don't mention it, man.
Pretty sure something's wrong with my heart, going to go to the doctor sooner or later to get it checked out.
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It's pretty fascinating to see the cultural differences through these anthems even if they were all part of the Soviet Union
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working so far
>1 off 2 times rattle
Hey guys what's going on here
Nothing. You already know this.
Thanks Handman.
Breast friend.
Ate food and bought stuff.
>is this the original Neo?
The fastest thing on no legs!
Thanks Graf!
Oh god, I had no idea, I just had children and went with it. And the illegitimate children? I don't even know what I'm supposed to do with them. That game asks a lot from the player.
About the start, I mean the current game
What?
>Welcome back qt
Kyouko claimed.
>enjoying being a healslut?
Do you not?
>git gud at healing
>git picked up by big tank who will protect you
>git free items
>git big dicc
No homo, healers are pivotal to success in large parties. Humble players generally main healers, but almost everyone should have a healer alt.
I exist in a world of off by one. May as well just accept it
>Sad rattle
Akiko claim
Ok I'm finally done clearing the tables and cleaning everything, and I think I figured out what's wrong with my cat
Good evening everyone
Heyo, Kyouko.
Don't mention it, buddy.
Yes. Yes it is. [Blessed Queen of the Dairy].
See the problem is TenTen is fucking shit at Mercy. When I play her 3 people die during the entire game. When TenTen plays he just heals Graf and lets everybody else dies.
Night akiko
Fuck you this is now a Master race edition
>Jägermeister
Not too shabby.
>I hate that stuff
Yeah, it's not exactly a light drink mixed with Tequila it can easily give you a bad case of liver damage.
I may or may not have had a car accident involving drunk driving and some Vodka in the past.
I gotta get Overwatch.
oh no, i broke it.
is what i would say if we were a romantic possibility (which i dont think we are, are we?)
probably cancer from all the cringe vids people send u
Welcome back Galko
How you doing ?
> i know the suffering.
Yea , we heard you yesterday
COMON !
>Stop it !
>I'm feeling bad when you are so nice to me
see
Wanna be sure Neo
At your service like always !
TenTen... Git gud.
>That image
It's a style that originated from Belgium, which is a blend of lambics of varying ages. The one I'm drinking has these characteristics:
Really dry but sharp, with an interesting tartness to the flavour. Subtle notes of green apple, some salt, a little grain, and a very light touch of vinegar.
I played a few hours of TF2 but didn't enjoy it. Overwatch has the same problems regarding AoE explosives with the added auto aim of Torbjörns turret. But other than that it's pretty great.
Tatsie, courtesy of Ruri from these threads. I like the nickname so much I still use it for my saved files.
That would make for a better world.
>Cute smile
Support for life. Mercy and Lucio are the ones I play the most. I do some Reinhardt as well.
Whenever I play, people think that they are a one-man army, and they all die in different places, causing my ultimate to reach one or two at most.
Strangely coincidental.
>misunderstanding
I'm not going to sleep, I just got here
I was saying I'm finally done with all my work for today and wished you guys a good evening
What's happening tonight queen smug?
Nah, just because I'm an unhealthy faggot who has a long running problem of heart conditions on my mother's side.
I cringe 24/7, my heart's formed a hard shell around it due to this.
>Stop being so adorable and I'll stop
You having problems as well?
>Or maybe it's due to the fucking gallons of coffee/drinks I consume on a weekly basis
Yeah its not one of those games you can just jump into, you have to know what you're doing and what you're long term goals are.
My current game I started off as the King of Bavaria, now I'm the Emperor of the Holy Roman Empire which holds Bavaria, Italy, Sicily, Hungary, Bohemia, Portugal, the place north of Portugal whose name I can't remember, as well as a few other duchies and counties on our borders. And I've still got about 400 more years in the game until the mandatory cut off date, I've played for about 300 years to give you a reference.
>Pretty sure something's wrong with my heart
Et tu, Hand?...
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It's even worse when you're playing Lúcio and EVERYBODY spreads out or doesn't use your ulti to get something done. Don't even get me started on Symmetra. She's not even a healer.
Graf. Castration.
Truss. It's a fucking nightmare.
Welcome back.
>it's been a while
Titties.
I had some food and did a couple of other things, took longer than I thought it would.
>love you
Hey there Graf. I'm alright, how are you?
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Whoops! Good playong overwatch amd collecting smug taxes. How are you doing this evening? How's the catto?
who is she?
Oh baby a triple!
>If trips get, every single waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
Get out of here i am real Neo
Get on my Chosen level
aw man, hope its nothing too serious
and that might be the problem, the shell is slowing down your heart rate, its causing blood clots, it is your protector but also your demise
FECK
check m8 i win
I've never played Mercy, but I've played healsluts, and letting everyone but one person die is not good.
Nice try. Maybe next time, trips guy.
>thumbnail
You had one job
A world too beautiful to be true, unfortunately
Akiko~ What's wrong with your cat?
Yes, Emi's been scolding me all the time now, saying I should get a healthier lifestyle.
Good try!
Shinoa
I like you
Oh yeaaaah.
Oh hoho.
Thanks, Galko. I kinda missed you guys.
A bit.
A lot, maybe. It's good to be back.
>I leave for 5 minutes and somebody posts lewds.
Mmm. That's what we've been trying to tell him. Heal the entire fucking team. But it's even worse when you're healing and nobody protects you. Or when you're healing somebody and they can't kill the enemy for literally 5 minutes.
Wrong pic
You'll get it one day.
I'm sure it's nothing too serious. Should get checked soon, either way I'm fucked.
You're having problems?
Worst part is, I'm in decent shape. Life should just kill me already and get it over with, doing it slowly like this is just rude.
You should though, don't want you ending up where I'm at.
>Lúcio
I've lost count on the amount of times my team has had the perfect opportunity to go in, I've popped my ultimate, and they've all just been standing around. Only to go in AFTER my shield has worn off. People are... special.
>Symmetra
I don't like her. I have a hard time seeing her usefulness compared to Mercy or Lúcio. Not that she's bad, she's just not for me. At least not yet.
By the way, are you still open? I would like two servings of blueberry ice cream if you are.
>Because Neo's ice cream is the best ice cream
Reality is just a shitty game after all.
claimed
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Hao bro
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
>"Shrek is love" I say; “Shrek is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Shrek
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “This is my swamp.”
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Shrek
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”
>Shrek leaves through my window
>Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
ayy lmao.
Lucy claimed back off
At least we can have some whiskey to soothe the pain of life (kek)
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yea man, is it causing you to take things more slowly?
or maybe faster?
brb, roomate needs help with tv AGAIN