ITT: Dubs decides what I mix today. Already have Bleach and Water in

ITT: Dubs decides what I mix today. Already have Bleach and Water in.
>inb4 Pneumonia

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

petrol
>also timestamp plz

...

Ammonia

Your semen

Chlorine

Cum

i tiny pice of poop

Reroll

Checked

I feel the legend post potential here
>inb4 404.

You better be Cumming op

If you have any strong acid, mix that in.

Yes OP is going to put fucking jizz in there, will be back after porn

Hurry up and cum already Op...

Jesus Christ OP... what is taking so long...

Ammonia.

Gas

It's been 10 god dam minutes OP faggot... cum already...

tinfoil

You can't see shit I know, and I take forever to cum because I'm not a virgin like half of you

rerol

Just find some gay porn, you know, your favorite porn... and rub one out faggot

...

food dye or clothe dye if you have it

Your dick looks small and horrifying. You're definitely a virgin cause no bitch would touch that little shitty thing.

reroll

winrar

cocaine

Bacon

reroll

piss

Welp... it's clear op is being a faggot and isn't delivering as per usual...

window cleaner and shake

Acid

rolling

Isopropyl Alcohol

reroll

microwave

Microwave that shit

roll for this

Windex and banana

Put in acetone (nail polish remover) and make chloroform.

Acquire 1 pint of unleaded gasoline. Heat it on a burner until is starts to sizzle a bit.
Mix it with about a large handful of styrofoam chunks - chunks should be very small but make sure you have plenty. Allow for the mixture to cool after being well stirred. Once cooled, add 1/2 cup of ammonia. Stir well.

Wait 20 minutes for the mixture to settle. Now this is where it gets tricky - you need to find a container made of very thin plastic. This container should be able to hold roughly 1/2 a cup of liquid. Fill this container with bleach and drop it in the original mixture.

If my theory is correct, this should make for a hilarious prank!

Your own urine

A hilarious prank of death and demise.
I like this.

sperm

sulfuric acid

A frog

Piss

Stick your dick in it

Trips and you livestream yourself chugging dat shit

Rolling

Reroll

>Pneumonia

Ammonia?

Jesus just drink it and get your retarded sperm out of the gene pool.

Holy shit OP

Rererolling

What's wrong with your jizz and your dick?

Rerererolling

Boil it on the stove

Rererererolling

Reroll

Rerererererolling

Pneumonia

Rererererererolling

Rerererererererolling

Drop a bullet in it

Hyrdochloric Acid (HCL)

Did that before in my bathroom, had an asthma attack from the chlorine cloud it produced, and I don't even have chronic asthma.

Rererererererererolling

What about those dubs OP

Rerererererererererolling

the souls of your enemies

Rererererererererererolling

Rerererererererererererolling

Rererererererererererererolling

rolling out of mercy you poor soul

Rerererererererererererererolling

Cut your finger, bleed into it.

Rererererererererererererererolling

Rolling

Rererererererererererererererererolling

Rerererererererererererererererererolling

Rererererererererererererererererererolling

Rerererererererererererererererererererolling

Rererererererererererererererererererererolling

Rerererererererererererererererererererererolling

Rererererererererererererererererererererererolling

Rerererererererererererererererererererererererolling

Rererererererererererererererererererererererererolling

Rerererererererererererererererererererererereretard

Rerererererererererererererererererererererererererolling

Rererererererererererererererererererererererererererolling

dude i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.

ITT: An Autistic Samefag

Rerererererererererererererererererererererererererererererolling

no
this is dubs
and i vote for you put water in it

Rererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererolling

Rerererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererolling

Vinegar

A bottle of coke or Pepsi