Waifu claiming thread
>The chosen one edition
Rules are here !
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: german ships are the best in the world
Best German Aircraft Carrier Claimed
Claiming before the other neo
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Dio-sama...
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Im sorry i cant respond now for anything cause i need to go
Gute Nacht everyone !
Shiki claimed
Akiko claim
Good prank bro
My kit is still pretty young, maybe 3 years old. I hope whatever he has can be fixed. I'd really miss the little furball
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Tatsuta claimed.
>Tenten a cutie
Sounds good. I'd like to hear your opinion on it. I've only had it once and I found it too smoky at the time. I'm slowly getting into whiskeys and other spirits, but most of my budget goes towards beer, so it's not the easiest thing for me to do right now.
Sleep well, Graffie.
It's not that lewd so I'd say that it's fine.
>Do you recommend Ace Attorney (the anime) knowing that I haven't played any of the games?
I do, the anime follows the first game almost word for word, they obviously changed some things since part of the game involves going back between areas and finding clues.
A productive day is a good day in my book.
My day went slowly, but nothing happened out of the ordinary
Night Graff.
>Claim
Obligatory claim.
Thank ya kindly, lovely.
Didn't even know the game had mods.
Steam's Vac system is backwards ass anyway.
See you later, cutey.
Vinyl claimed
TENTEN YOU FUCKING TRAITOR DOG
We do put in a lot of extra love and affection. Apparently that stuff is addictive.
But in theory could I take them to court?
Ackshual Waifu Question:
Is you're waifu old enough to drink?
>No. No she is not.
mandatory cc claim
yea, but it can come in handy. such as waiting for something.
>he can be a dunce sometimes though
>he specializes in paintings, he gets quite a bit of money for it
something you will like:
youtube.com
sachi claim
>if dubs sachi-shizuru ship sails
nope
Yes,actually
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Claiming best girlie!
>Shizuru get!
Not feeling to great. Going to play some Overwatch to distract myself edition.
If they are relevant to the case, yes.
Yes.
Have fun user.
Not in Japan, except in Mirai Fukuin.
Nice thumbnail there Tomoko.
Yes she is.
I'm going to sleep now.
Goodnight.
hope you feel better soon
>loud rattle
Good night Tats
In the US? Legally, no.
>come in handy
You rascal.
>We're all dunces sometimes
>All part of being human
I've actually already seen this video, kek.
>DOU IT
i had a waifu when i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: youtu.be
Today on "I want to end my life"
Me
Its me
I want to end my life
If she would be german, definetly
I dont know about USA though
Night
Goodnight, handsome. Sleep warm and well.
Sleep well Tats.
Depends on the country.
Yes if the legal drinking age is 18 (most of the world), no if it's 21.
Not like she would drink
Night!
cya!
>Get better
Don't say that, Tsuyu! Problems can be solved, let's be optimistic!
Dear god, no!
It's very dangeours, I've known people who tried ending their life, and guess what?
THEY ALL DIED FROM IT
I'll fuck you Tats.
I'll fuck you right in your brat ass.
Sakurako style.
Have a good night.
It's 20 in Japan fyi according to Wiki
Best mage claimed~
Yeah, that's be bad if you lost him
Will do~
When I told my parents of my plans, I could see the disappointment in their eyes kek
Thanks Ace-Kun~
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>didnt realize i made a pun
wow, that was accidental
>guess your right
>jew it
i would rather not
Record it.
>One off
No problem Megumin.
That feel when Neo, Blessed Queen of the Dairy doesn't want to serve you ice cream. Is this because of Tenten's being such a terrible Mercy?
>When I told my parents of my plans, I could see the disappointment in their eyes
Are they not into good spirits? Religious? I don't see why they would be disappointed in your trying to find high quality alcohol to savour.
In that case, no she can't drink
>Damn Japs messing with my answers
I second this And PornHub probably does too
Give me hipster music that you think no one else likes to listen.
youtube.com
I need to see it.
>That's what everyone says
>You rattle snakes know what you're doing
>Dou it.
My mom is spiritual as fuck. And since we're native she think I'll end up an alcoholic who can't manage his own money
Oh shit.. You're right.
I can't do it.
>Tsuyu
>rattle snakes
idk where you got that from
i still like it
steamcommunity.com
my thang AGAIN
Yea I suppose so but it feels like a lot of energy for little payoff
nope
cute/10
Physical Age: No.
Actual ammount of years she went through: Yes.
Hello Homu, I'm sorry about before.
>Waifuless
Alright, added ya.
>Just a thing I call people
the RP police is watching, mister waifuless.
No worries, I should apologize too but I don't think we have to go that way and spam sorry in each post. Hows the weekend going?
I return.
I sort of died, but only for a few hours and not three months instead.
ah, ok
>waiting for 9001 friend requests from Sup Forums and /waifu/
Me?
Then you're a qt/10
Waroooo
Why y'all never claim her in any of these threads?
Welcome back, Gold.
Welcome back, Juri. Took a nap?
Welcome back Galko.
oh shit
WAS THAT RP
it looks like rp
better not be rp
we all know what we do with roleplayer
>claiming yume
Welcome back qt!
Ok guys, today was super tiring so I think I'm gonna attempt the impossible and get some decent sleep tonight instead of lurking until 4am
Night everyone
Ah. I feel your pain, friend. I've never been much for anything spiritual myself. I'm very much a non-believer.
>since we're native
Native Americans?
Have a good night~
>Megumin
Sleep well Akiko
Sleep well comrade
>Katyusha
Good question. Am I proud to know who this is? Even better question.
Night Akiko!
>Emi
Everything is fine Homu, I understand.
I'm still here even if your mood changes.
Moving slower but still like ya~
My weekend is going well though, thank you for asking. Yours?
>Waifuless
I'm also a non-believer. I do have a shrine where I keep an eagle feather but that's more a decoration than anything else
>Native Americans?
Yup. living in a shithole that is a reserve
We shouldn't be proud...
aww, you just missed me Yume but here are some goodnight legs
Thanks Handman. Up to anything?
Thanks Phoenix.
Hey qt.
>you're #1
Good luck.
Something like that.
>Wishing it was a self induced coma
Good to see you here still.
>leave thread to practice songs
>finish
>come back to see we're on a new thread
>new is halfway done
Also, this is my first time in these threads. How exactly do these work?
Don't mention it, man. I'm just hanging out right now, thanks for asking.
Sometimes I wish I could go into a coma to help pass time faster, heh. Glad you're not in one.
Likewise, buddy.
That's actually pretty cool. At least to me. I imagine it might not be as interesting or cool for you.
>living in a shithole that is a reserve
That bad? I don't know anything about reserves or Native Americans. My only experience with them would be through TV shows, which means I have no experience.
Read the rules
Good good! I hope I didn't say something stupid because I was really needing some time for myself. Mine too, saturday was chill but I hope it stops raining by tomorrow... as much as I like it it sucks not being able to go out on a weekend.
Loved the 1st one and going through the second now.
Do you only play guitar or anything other than that?
What did you think of Xiou Xiou?
>You are the only #1
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Not much to say, its godlike despite awfully long.
Well I think I'm also going to interrupt my lurking and go to sleep
Good night
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A lot of suicides, druggies and alcoholics. Bad road and in most reserves you can't even have a proper drinkable water.. Also teen pregnancy and shitty education. Without these problem I wouldn't mind being a Native American, unfortunately I am ashamed of my status
The culture is interesting but it's dying rapidly
Hey there, Aussie flower.
Stop filling my brain with useless information.
Well I'd like to play something other than guitar but I don't have any money. I'm actually not very musically talented. ;(
Rory-sama claimed. How are we all today?
You shoul also, like I dunno listen to The King of Limbs, if you haven't already.
I have listened to hundreds and hundreds of albums, I can't remember them all.
Rumia lurking