Hello, Sup Forums!

Hello, Sup Forums!

Donald J. Trump here wanting to express my appreciation and deep gratitude for all of your support and kind words! I'm hoping that you all show up to the ballots in November and express your disdain towards your current administration.

We will not stand by and watch our country continue to be an embarrassment any longer. We will not watch our country put other country's affairs before ours for another four years.

It's time we put Americans first. Together we can make America great again.

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news.vice.com/article/the-salacious-ammo-even-donald-trump-wont-use-in-a-fight-against-hillary-clinton-bill-clinton
scribd.com/doc/310835987/Donald-Trump-Lawsuit
lawnewz.com/high-profile/exclusive-inside-the-donald-trump-sexual-assault-lawsuit/
youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

GOD EMPEROR HAS SPOKEN. MAGA.

Are you the real AntiChrist?

How much do you love jews

#MAGA!!

CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP!

only primary voters dumb ass. it means nothing. there are already 2 or 3 indy conservatives lining up to run against him.

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trump has fucked under age women. 13 and 14 year olds. this lawsuit filed last week is only the tip of the iceburg.

news.vice.com/article/the-salacious-ammo-even-donald-trump-wont-use-in-a-fight-against-hillary-clinton-bill-clinton

full lawsuit:

scribd.com/doc/310835987/Donald-Trump-Lawsuit

Time for a libel lawsuit?

Is this that article that proved she's full of shit and has links to other articles on the same site that prove Trump and the other guy involved never even knew each other?

oh i'm sure he'll try. but most likely she will just be paid off.

they knew each other

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"I've known Jeff for 15 years. Terrific guy,'' Trump told New York magazine in a 2002 profile of Epstein written three years before Epstein began to be investigated. "He's a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it — Jeffrey enjoys his social life."

but you know, keep your head in the sand. it's easier that way.

Hi, This is just a daily reminder Trump will never be president
Doesnt have a chance
Never had a chance
Wont be president this year or any year ever
Thanks for listening

Go Trump! Let's Make America great again!!

>trying this hard.
TRUMP 2016

>Libcuck "are you kidding me???" millenial fag detected
TRUMP 2016

get lost racist :)

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>increasingly nervous man

You have to go back.

It will happen, faggot

Can someone call +1 (401) 662-7153 and let me know if it is a government agency?

i'm in germany, so i don't have to "go back" anywhere

so glad you guys are stuck with this bigot instead of us

Please

why?

You say that but he's winning in the campaign so...

Because I think it is which means that the government caught me in a sting operation

>Drumpf
enjoy trying to keep your pedo sexual assault lawsuit out of the public eye

lawnewz.com/high-profile/exclusive-inside-the-donald-trump-sexual-assault-lawsuit/

in the primary you idiot. how come white trash don't understand now primaries work?

Youre're welcome Mr. Trump
I made this for you!
Thank you for loving America so much!

that's how he handles things, he pays people off with large sums of money.

Because he won and you lost because you're a loser and that's what you do

Anybody?

wat? wow you're an idiot

what kind of sting was it?

yeah well he's not going to be able to do that with the public Treasury

checked
if you had large sums of money isn't that how you would handle things?

The kind to drive me out of my position in the defense department

a dollar it was aggravated rape of a loli

And you lost. You're fired

no, i wouldn't fucking rape anyone, especially not children.

scribd.com/doc/310835987/Donald-Trump-Lawsuit

No. I didn't touch her. She got in the car asked what we should do. I said I don't know. She said then maybe we shouldn't do anything. I said ok. We chatted and then she got out. No police.

doubles doubles means you would and you're a liar

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yeah but she was filmed getting in the car
and once pressed she will admit getting raeped

ya dun goofed Rumsfeld

it's not rape
it's simply "a series of adjustments"

lawyers could reword it

>let me tell you about your country
germanistan is literally irrelevant, vend your disgusting refugees and let them dry your social security, hopefully pensions will get hit as well

Emperor of the civilised world

I've seen your tweets. You couldn't possibly have written this, as there are no spelling mistakes.

Shut up you shill. We know your daughter is jewish. Now bugger off

So will you call that number?

Tits with timestamp or gtfo.

Hey Trump, i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k [Open] ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. listen OP, i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds gets wild after midnight

why don't you call it?

Call it and tell them to fuck off that you have Constitutional rights and they have no business contacting you other than the US Postal Service

MAGA sounds like an anime.

says the increasingly nervous cuck the seventh time this year.

i can't help but feel like this is a trap of some sort....

I do call. Many times a day. No one answers. No one replies to my voice mails. The mailbox never fills up.

I was already caught. I just want to prove what they did to me.

I applaud your plan Mr. Trump. You are gambling on the fact that the average american is a retard that does not read on candidates. You are right, our population on average is full of dumbasses so you easily just blurted out bs and hatred towards spics and sand niggers to rile up their emotions. You are a genius. You are proving the rest of the world correct, americans are dumb.

then turn it over to the FBI

you are being harrassed

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Trump will fix it all.

your fail at getting dubs is exactly how trump's presidency will go. Just failure all around. A possible war and human rights violations as well.

When you move and your motion moves others do you hear the sound of shit being made?

What good flows out?

he is a fucking idiot

That's nice fam, enjoy your refugees until AfD throws them out.

Why are you racist?

I can't. The government is the one harassing me

>human rights violations

>being this misinformed

>durr ize being followed
thanks for derailing my thread fuckwad

Don't worry. As part of my attempt to fight back against the government I am definitely going to vote for Trump.

>t I am definitely going to vote for Trump.
faggot

I want America to burn. Can you think of a better way to make this happen?

trump is pro-corporation and certainly pro-government. you'd be doing them a favor

global warming?

>kind words

Yes but people will rise up against him and tear down what's left of the government

>anons will rise up out of their moms basement

sure faggot

I already don't recycle and I litter as much as possible.

Actually if you want to destroy America your best bet would be to vote for Sanders because his gov't programs would raise the national debt to 36
trillion dollars in one year. And socialism is aweful.
(but seriously don't do that)

man-made global warming isn't real.

yeah but you're just one guy
how are you going to get the meffage out

I love you sempai !!!!!!

Not user you impotent transgender fuckwit. user doesn't vote

yeah but this gw is caused by God so no

Haha! Leftists are always fantasizing about "rising up" and "revolution," but they're all pot smoking cowards who piss themselves at the sound of firearm reports.

>implying that post wasn't directed at you

sure faggot

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Make America's Aerosol Manufacturing Industry Great Again

Oh thanks, Donald. Hey, did you know there are about a million people in Ireland that want to fuck you in the ass for fucking up Doonbeg resort, laying off all the staff and replacing them with free-labor "work-fare" slaves? You fly in on a leased jet, have the stupid finance minister toady greet you at Dublin airport, and then have a press conference proclaiming (and I am quoting) "I'll bring thousands of jobs to Ireland."
Well you really blew a load up that country's ass, hambone. Jobs created: 0 Jobs lost: 45.

We'll meet you at the airport next time with a jar of vaseline, ya lying fook!

I swear to god if trump wins I will come down from Canada and get the CIA to shoot him like people say they did kenedy but this time half the country will be happy

If you don't want people to use cheap ass slaves, don't allow slavery, faggot.

Sounds to me like some people got jobs. Just not the ones you wanted.

Who the fuck would yell "please wear a condom" while getting raped. Also, why would donald trump refer to himself in third person? I'm calling bullshit on this to the bullshit degree

enjoy being on a watchlist frostback

rubio said your dick was little...how does he know?

pics or stfu

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MAGA

>why would donald trump refer to himself in third person
what is Trump's Twitter page
>Who the fuck would yell "please wear a condom" while getting raped.
um, someone who doesn't want to get pregnant?

yeah someone who doesn't want to give birth to some weird orange kid

but but durrrr there legal
donaldtrump he no bad
no bad