Secrets thread!

Secrets thread!

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i wanna fuck my gf's 17 year old sister so god damn bad.

I just got fucked by a guy I met online yesterday and my girlfriend has no idea

kek

I want to fuck my gf best friends

I was responsible for the large "bloop" of 1997. Scientists still don't know what causd it. Am I bad person?

>be me
>love taking cocks in all holes
>???
>faggots

I'm a virgin partially because I am fat and partially because I have a really weird hymen. it looks like a tumor. the opening is tiny, like the size of the tip of a pencil

listen OP, i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k [Open] ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. listen OP, i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds gets wild after midnight

Did the same thing 2 weeks ago. No one knows. Well, the dude who pounded my ass knows.

I get paid to stick my dick in glory holes for online porn....and it's not always grills that suck.

how many holes do you have

I used to touch my sister when she sleeps

i wanna kill myself

We need photographic assistance on this one

I secretly love to fantasize about doing bad things to people also...

no we don't

I'm killing myself on May 21st

Faggot

Why wait. As Nike say......just do it.

I have a ritual called "terminator". I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.

I don't have emotions like normal people.

How often do you do this? I usually can go about 6 months before I need a cock. Rest of the time I'm straight as an arrow lol

YAAAAY!

I just want to get my chick pregnant and then die preferably in glorious combat

I once administered a lethal dose of BBQ sauce into my scrotum.
It wasn't as bad as you might think.

I used to work in a motel and when a hot girl would check in with her husband/bf I'd go into the room next door and jerk off while I listened to them fuck like live porn. Always thought about installing a pinhole camera, but figured I'd gone far enough over the line.

>lethal dose
>It wasn't as bad as you might think.

Make your fucking mind up

Constantine? Elena?

Stop

I used to spy on my older brother/sister when I was 6-8ish. I was young enough to get away with it though, so kek.

I have finals and I don't want my friends and family to think I was a giant pussy and killed myself because of my finals

I would have a habit of grabbing/feeling girl's asses in my classes in high school. I would make it look like an accident when I move past them. Not sure if any noticed or cared

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I stole over 200 pairs of panties while I was in College. Most of them were still dirty.

About 6 months here too. No one in my family or circle of friends would imagine that I can become a total cockslut behind closed doors. But afterwards I go back to the "straight life" and don't even think twice about it.

The guy two weeks ago was a total musclebro and got really conflicted after he'd cum because he said I sucked cock 1000% better than his girlfriend. He let me fuck him too.

So you're just attention seeking then, not even serious. Fucking faggot

Because you are a Sup Forums-2 Edgelord Model 420 rite

Anytime i see a woman i imagine her naked and sucking me off.

Top kek

I pretended to need diapers until I was 11 because I liked them, sorta still do.

I checked yours now check mine.

You have misunderstood.
The scrotum is able to deal with such high doses.
If this was injected anywhere else I would have died.
The trick is to find the right place, for example, it is impossible to OD on heroin if you inject it into your ear lobe.

I fucked my mom when I was 6 years old and got her pregnant. My sister is really my daughter.

She has a kid now so I'm an uncle grandpa at 32 years old.

Dubs of truth

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

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my fiance insisted on no kids, demanded it, raved about it

our wedding night, I took off the condom, looked her right in the eyes and shot a load right in her pussy

she cried while I told her I would kill her if she got an abortion

a year and a half later, we're divorced and I am about to get full custody of our kid

ha ha dumb bitch

NO WAY! Tell me more about how different you are

I think about a character from a TV show every single day for at least an hour. I think about scenarios involving him, I think of original stories with him in it, I think about other stories with him in it...All about him. For no reason. I'm pretty sure I have autism or some shit

I am a loner that get off my sexual fustration by drawing furry lewds. I really want a girlfriend that will peg me with a 10" dragon dildo so bad...

I made a huge mistake marrying my wife. It's been 8 years now and I'm only dragging it out because I don't want a divorce to effect my son. It has its moments, but we're just not right for each other. I'm in love with someone else and have been for years.

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Really? I must admit the idea of a glory hole turns me on quite a bit... Must be the anonymity of the whole thing

Do you mean:

"Unlike normal people, I do not have emotions."
(Wrong and impossibly for even you to believe unless you're full retard.)

Or:

"I do note emote in the same ways as normal people."
(Meaninglessly vague to the point where there was no reason for you to make the post.)

reroll for dubs

Write that shit. 50 shades of Grey was a spin-off of Twilight and made millions. Be rich, bitch!

Me too, when I'm with a guy I just become a total submissive slut but back to normal the next day. Its weird how it works lol

Don't

Cory, you a busta.

We my dick the hulk and when he gets mad he grows.

checked

All checked, the 66 is strong with this thread

Can I borrow your Linkin Park CD?

I was kinda a double standard when I was going out with my ex, I would get extremely jealous when she would talk to other guys. But I would talk to a girl that I knew liked me.

Haha got er good

I'm getting pretty fucking close to deciding to kill myself. I've spoken about it to lots of people and their hopeful support re: recovery is just making me more convinced I should do it.

I spent years and years recovering from getting molested and raped by my first boyfriend and three months ago my fiance tied me up and raped me. I don't want to go through recovery again. I want to end my existence.

There are a couple I have that I really am proud of. I'll make a short list for you anons.

1: When I was 19 I paid a crackhead who used to buy weed from me $300 to take his 10yr old daughter's virginity while he went out on a binge.

2: When I was 26 I roofied, fucked raw, and knocked up my 19yr old cousin. She still swears the little fucker is her xbf's kid, and makes HIM pay child support!

3: When I was 18, I worked as an overnight janitor at a long term hospice, and talked a woman who had stage 4 non hodgkin's lymphoma into giving me a blowjob 6weeks before she died.

There are others, but these 3 are probably some of the worst/greatest things I've ever done.

Checked

I do the same damn thing, and half the time I don't even want to

kek'd

I'm naked in pics and videos on the internet. Just waiting to be found out.

Apathy.
I couldn't give a shit about anything.
I have no emotional attachment to family members.
I don't enjoy sex.
My life is so fucking dull, but I couldn't give a shit.
I don't care that I don't care.

I want to kill God

You sure know how to pick men haha!

my cock is bigger then any one in asia

Ruined by the emofag hair.

My nephew fucked me is the ass

I shot a seal in the face with a 44 mag 20kms off the east australian coast while charter fishing. Motherfucker was stealing all the fish we were reeling in for like an hour. Waited around the body hoping for a shark to come eat it but no luck

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I'm obsessed with a kpop girl

Those are tasty. I miss them.

You never go back to the "straight life" you have willing sucked, and been fucked by a guy, you are a faggot from that moment until the day you die.

There are no bisexual males. Just remember, A man can lay pipe all of his life, it doesn't make him a plumber, suck a dick just once, and you are gay for life.

I'm a nigger.

Seals be stealing your fish like niggers be stealing a bike

When I lost my V-card I couldn't finish, we went for about 2 hours. I masturbated frequently before that, and heard that guys l don't last long their first time. Is there something wrong with me? Or is it that the fact that I masturbated too much

Czech-ed

Are you proud of that post

Oh boy, the oppressive despot is here.

I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll

moar about 1.

That's part of why I want to die

First BF is outgoing and confident, raped me by force

Fiance is literally autistic, raped me because I was too miserable and hopeless to fight him and he was too asstard to recognize I wasn't consenting to his sudden rape play

I deserved what happened to me and I don't want to do it to myself again

sure thing kid. Glad you have it all figured out. I just like fucking, and now I've got a much broader playing field than you do.

I felt up a good friend of mine when we were hammered and she passed out. Still kinda surprised that I don't feel super bad about it. Also I really regret marrying my wife. I love her, but I really want more.

Wanna suck me off lets be stright together.

I fucked ur mom last night

I fucked my uncle in the ass

My family was weird as fuck (long story, doubt anyone cares so I won't bother) so I always have to lie to my friends about them. Pretty annoying to deal with all of the lies, but its better than being labeled a freak I suppose.

No because I don't want to hear you whining and questioning your sexuality when I make you cum harder than you ever have in your life.

I want to pound Arya in every hole

you jerk off too much. I was in the same boat. Jerked off way too often, lasted over an hour my first time and eventually just quit because my abs hurt lol. Just lay off the porn and you'll be fine. Crazy what a little porn break can do.