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Maximum Autism Edition
Greentext bread
Jacob Wood
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Lincoln Stewart
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Jonathan Johnson
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Noah Nguyen
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Nolan Price
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Joseph James
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Ayden Butler
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Aiden Price
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Chase Ortiz
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William Flores
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Dylan Johnson
Bump
More plz
Andrew Perez
Am enjoying these so far
Ryan Morgan
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Leo Carter
that one is gold
Hudson Wilson
gddmmt.
Jonathan Martinez
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Noah Reyes
Bump pls niggerfags
Luke Hill
BUMP this thread
Charles Wright
Bumpbump
Ayden Turner
Heres an idea, contribute.
Jayden Powell
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Austin Parker
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Brayden Butler
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Brayden Green
This is some excellent pasta
Jace Garcia
>be me
>10
>urge for icecream
>retarded.jpg
>go to store
>the fridges are outside of the store
>spend a good time browsing
>pick the most casual one
> close the fridge
>walk away
>notice something is wrong
>ohshit i didnt pay
>go back
>hand the woman the cash, without letting her scan the icecream
>really tensed up, embarrassed
>let out a huge ass fart, didnt shit myself
>she gives me the most disgusting look
>i smile, grab the icecream and leave
25 right now, never went back
Blake Reed
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Jace Gonzalez
I call bullshit!
If one are allergic to milk you will fucking die if you keep drinking it.
Angel Murphy
My sides
Nathaniel Foster
Wut
Logan Brooks
Are you being retarded on purpose
Like holy fucking shit lmao
Colton Wood
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Jaxson Rogers
>be me
>be 9
>get a sudden urge to be a fucking autismo
>take my newly bought gun that shoots little yellow bullets that hurt a lot
>load some bullets up
>shoot some random shit
>thought to myself: to achieve true autism i must shoot something living
>i dont wanna get beaten up
>idea.bmp
>go to neighbor's chicken cage
>my balls tense up as i realize i am going to shoot a fucking chicken
>aim right for the head
>shoot a few times
>they start screaming in unison
>"scream, scream, im gonna kill you all"
>neighbor comes, 45yo female
>user what in the hell are you doing
>just keep smiling
>forgot to hold pee
>something warm fills my shorts, going right down to my sandals
>run away
nobody told anything to my mom, neighbor hated me ever since
Levi Cox
QUINTS HOLY FUCK
Caleb Allen
quads u retard
John Johnson
Checked your quads and your broken english
>forgot to hold my pee
what even
William Gonzalez
Checked
Not quints, retard. It's quads.
Landon Collins
Dat Boi is a chicken killa
Jayden Turner
Checked you too
Angel Bell
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Caleb Anderson
>>forgot to hold my pee
>forget to hold pee
better?
Ethan King
Look it up it is totally inappropiate if one dos not wish to die.
Carter Jones
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Isaiah Jackson
God-tier greentext, user
Nathan Lopez
google "non-lethal allergy"
Luis Mitchell
Fucking kek
James Ward
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Alexander Campbell
How autistic can you be? I'd probably do some shit like that, but then laugh it off and return the books
Zachary Cooper
I really enjoyed reading this. Do I have autism?
Anthony Gutierrez
not greentext, but still interesting.
Grayson Mitchell
>didn't shit myself
Is that a special event for you?
Dominic Campbell
> I'm 8yo at sitters
> she has boy 2 yrs younger
> one day he puts his sheets over the door frame covering it completely
> shows me his lame ass game where you run through the sheet and jump onto his bed.
> try it once and realize his grandparents were slightly retarded
> luckily the sheet was on the outside doorframe and his door opened into the room.
> tell him to go all the way to the end of the hallway and jump full force.
> I quietly close his door
> start laughing as I hear him start running at the beginning of a 20 ft long hallway.
> he slams into his own door head first running at top speed.
> when questioned I said a breeze from his bedroom window slammed the door shut.
> I was surprised I was able to say it without laughing.
Tyler Howard
Alright I'll share mine, I'm not autistic but just a massive fucking faggot.
>Be Amerifat
>going on gay date of sorts
>go to fucking mcdonald's
>eat food in the parking lot
>start looking at gay furry porn
>then friend starts reading hentai out loud
>probably ironic
Jordan Powell
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Gavin Baker
That's pretty gay.
Robert Torres
>everybody walk the dinosaur
what does this even mean?
Lucas Hall
>I understand why
lol, this guy's the one who I expected to be the shooter
Cameron Thompson
Hello new friend!
Austin Barnes
I hate myself for not seeing this coming.
Ayden Evans
>being this retarded
I'm allergic to mosquito bites, and my girlfriend is allergic to peanuts. Neither of us have died from either of those.
Kevin Rivera
It means you were trolled. There is no story, just an elaborate set up for the lines
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
Asher Jackson
>not autistic
>furry porn
Massive faggot and a liar
Xavier Allen
>boom
>boom
>shakalakalaka
>boom
Jacob Murphy
It means You're a newfag.
Evan Nguyen
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Robert Bennett
>"scream, scream, im gonna kill you all"
my sides my fucking sides
Brody Robinson
Well I'm I have never really browsed Sup Forums but /sci/ instead I'm just here to see what inferior creatures can bring me some joy.
Alexander Flores
FUCKINF KEK
Parker Powell
Nope
Jason Barnes
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Carter Diaz
I fucking loled
Aiden Sullivan
Plz be real
Jace Sanders
Hope so
Luis Taylor
It's ben drowned for potheads
Thomas Davis
got me
Tyler Rivera
Stay alive thread
Colton Perez
i barf'd
Ayden Lopez
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Ryan Clark
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Nolan Morris
Kek
Logan Stewart
kek
Leo Jones
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Aiden James
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Evan Diaz
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Christopher Collins
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Ryder Martinez
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Nicholas Lopez
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Grayson Sanders
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Brody Thompson
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Oliver Parker
Am I the only one here?
Ayden White
this belongs in this thread
Austin Ramirez
Not autistic just kinky
Ethan Long
no Im lurking
John Martinez
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Nathaniel Brooks
Kek, that's more ylyl tier
Liam Gray
Robert Phillips
Contributing. Also,. Requesting World War Crow and/or Fats McGee and His Retards Three.
Blake Baker
there you go
James Jenkins
Wrong file, sorry
Grayson Edwards
You are a gentleman and a scholar.
Jeremiah Sanchez
These fucking greentext hurt me to read.