Famous girls you fucked that people find hard to believe

Famous girls you fucked that people find hard to believe.

Story? Nice dubs btw

The old bumperoo for story.

Your mom

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she's an escort now, so if you're a fat loser with a little money there's a 2% chance you fucked her.

don't really care though. she's fucked way too many bbcs

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I want to believe.

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why? if OP wasn't such a fucking loser he could fuck girls hotter than GM and not have to pay them money

I didn't fuck her but I did cum on Nicki Minaj's tits 2 years ago

high school

story ?

Story?

so much rp goin on in this thread, it belongs on /x/

Its true. She's $1,500 an hour, which isn't a bad price.

Ye can you tell the story

jokes on you, I'm a virgin

>hard to believe you fucked a whore
why is it hard to believe?

You could use $1500 for a lot better things than banging some fuck pig that has had a million dicks in her. She's built for it though my god

>girls you fucked

>million dicks
How many different dicks do you think she's really had in her?
300?
500?
1000?

do /soc/ cam whores count?

This wench. Though, maybe not super hard to believe, cause she's an escort too. It was a childhood dream come true.

Stories right now you faggots.

obviously one million dicks is hyperbole but probably 1000+

Check em, I imagine if you're under 8.5 inches it's probably like throwing a hot dog down a hall way. Her pussy has got to be shot, she took that giant fake plastic og mudbone dick balls deep in freaks of cock. Yeah no thanks, that vagina is flat tire floor dragging

>Met girl on Sup Forums
>she flys to my house
>we bone for a week
>she mentions she use to camwhore

lol. should i go into more detail

I meant to quote.
Tell the story anyways. At least you're contributing.

I've fucked your mom.

>met girl on Sup Forums
fake and gay, even the pornstar ones are more truthful than this shit

So how has your life been living with aids?

Dad, why are you on Sup Forums?

I was visiting a buddy stationed in Camp Pendleton, out in Cali. Had a few days to do whatever, so told him one morning I was gonna buy souvenirs for family or some shit like that. Had an appt set up, drove down to LA, and got a cheapshit hotel room.
Say what you want about her videos, she's a very, very convincing actor in person. I was king for an afternoon.

Because you touch yourself at night.

>she use to camwhore
BS. Once a whore, always a whore. She wanted some cash or that didnt happen

Did you get to hit that glorious ass from the back? How much was she?

What other pornstar escorts have you fucked? Shame about this girls face fam. Her body is 10/10 but that face is 2/10 (exaggerating but still ugly).

I had a chance to bang someone who's now famous when she was in high school. I didn't because she wasn't cute then. Now she's been on TV for years and dates rockstars. I think she's totally gross but I wish I'd boned her just for the story.

I"ve also beeen one of the guys in gangbang porn, but not with anybody famous.

My wife and I fucked Daphne Rosen in Seattle as our private combined bachelor/bachelorette party. Best $800 I ever spent.

nah man. she paid for her own ticket and even bought me food and booze the whole time she was here

shit was cash

I'd almost be impressed if she wasn't a dead fish in the sack

Are you two jewish? Why did you choose to fuck that jew kike?

You better fuckin believe it. I wasn't about to leave without watching that mound of booty jiggle, son.
One or two small-timers that do shows at the local strip clubs, off-base. But I did get a crack at Dana Hayes, awhile back. I am in no way ashamed.

dem tits tho

my nigga

Gigantic fake tits are not good tits. She's also a jew.

Fuck I love Sara Jay.

you fuck her bareback for 800?

I ended up paying 1500 for a worthwhile session, but it was worth every cent. Being a young single milfag is a shit existence, but you do get plenty of disposable income to blow on pounding milf pornstars. No regrets.

I fucked Miranda Cosgrove once. Bitch is a nympho lol

>ended up paying 1500 for a worthwhile session

Not denying you enjoyed yourself but still. Don't you think that's a bit too damn steep for a simple fuck session? I'm sure you didn't need to do this right? Wouldn't you rather spend a mere fraction of that and fuck a non hooker instead? Did you even get to enjoy much time with her?

Dani Woodward back in our High School years when she was Sara and went to Stevenson High School. I went to Churchill.

she's from southeastern MI?