What did you want to be before you found out how life really is

What did you want to be before you found out how life really is

Happy.

an islamic terrorist

inb4 r/Sup Forums

I didn't know but I just said astronaut like the normie I was.

inside my mum

I always wanted to be moot but I could never convince myself to become a cuck.

prostitute

Wanted to be a super hero, 1st grade teacher told me that they weren't real. Devastating at the time.

cuck

I never knew, I just always made something up to avoid peoples tedious advisories and pep talks.

Musician

a jew

Wanted to a be a race car. Not a driver just a race car.

hitler

so did you start working in a kitchen to fulfill that dream yet you faggot

pornstar

designer of weapons of mass destruction - i'm still a pyro today tho

Police officer

Power Ranger

All I wanted was to be accepted. Spent all my school years as a loner. Got to the last year of high school and hadn't got enough marks to study as uni.
Then I exercised my contingency plan and became a prostitute. I've never had so many people want me and I crave the contact because it fills the hole in my heart that my mum and dad made by neglecting to love me at all as a child.

I even have aspirations; my boss told me if I work really hard he might let me have sex with him and extra long lunch and dinner breaks. So I'm working hard to achieve that goal. I can't believe I have such a caring boss! I feel so liberated as a femme!

I wanted to be a philosopher because it sounded smart. now i'm in grad school for journalism so i guess in a weird way i can still do that if i want

Chemist.
That changed to general scientist, then Thai prostitute, then an inventor.
I guess I'm not too far away from last one.

Me too user

an archaeologist

Submarine captain. I watched hunt for red october a lot as a kid

Explore space, design weapons to kill large amounts of people, to love in the world of mad max. Back in the 1980s OMG greatest movie ever. Used to drive my teachers crazy about that

I wanted to be a Perfumist. A lot of people thought I was a weird kid for having a bunch of cologne bottles when everyone else just used AXE.

Man, I still remember the smell that came out of the girls next door bedroom. Was four years younger and beta to asks her. I still have it in my mind right now even though it been a decade ago.

leader of Sup Forums

Like your parents told you

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