I'm ugly as fuck, and even I have a gf. What's your excuse, faggot?

I'm ugly as fuck, and even I have a gf. What's your excuse, faggot?

im enjoying being a faggot too much tbh
i like annoying normies
it gives me pleasure to fuck with them

I'm not being pity-fucked by someone who probably thinks I have autism.....

And? Pity fuck is better than no fuck.

>says girlfriend
>sister

and fake af tbh

I like turning bitches down then jerking off

She's definitely not my sister. My sister looks like an uglier female version of me.

That's pretty gay

Proof

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I'm not going to prove myself to some random neckbeard on the Internet, buddy. If you really think there aren't any people who are ugly who happen to have a gf, you're sadly mistaken. My parents are millionaires though, so maybe there's that.

>says parents are millionaires
>house in the background looks like shit

actually caring what he does with his dick in his alone time is one of the most faggoty things a person can do

... dont be a faggot by judging him

The picture is in her house, not mine m8. Hence why she probably goes out with me :(

You're a fag

Says "that can't possibly be a million dollar house."
Knows nothing about real estate value variation.

But... but... your girlfriend is just as ugly as you.

i was not expecting you to have such a good comeback
i thought you would not even be smart enough to think of one

well done for putting me in my place Sup Forumsrother

She definitely looks better than me

Keep telling yourself that

I'm sorry it had to come down to that.

You'd rather have no sex over pity sex?

no worries
we all say things we dont mean in the heat of the moment

dont worry about it

Look, I promise such an outburst will not happen again. In order to change the world, I must start with myself.

If your parents are really millionares, then your gf is probably with you because you come from wealth. You can say "I still have a gf" and you are getting laid hopefully if she doesnt ration her pussy, but in the long run shes a gold digger. I speak for myself when I say I'd rather be alone than be with a gold digger. I'm not that despreate even if I was ugly or rich.

single > ugly

All women are gold diggers.