What's the most fucked up thing a chick ever said to you while you were fucking?

What's the most fucked up thing a chick ever said to you while you were fucking?

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nothing, cause it never happened

Go to your room son

I'm your mother

What the fuck? only 30 seconds...?

I want to have your abortion.

Can i stick my finger up your butt?

I'm three days away from my period and want you to come inside of me.

I havn't been fucked like that since grade school.

put it in my ear

That she loved me.

i am jacks disappointment in your lack of originality

Ayee a reference to the book

Checked

I'm falling out of my wheelchair

STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY

some next mans name

>be me
>meet a cute little red head
>go to her sister's house (where she is living)
>fucking her reverse cow-girl
>her sister walks out of her bedroom
>she leans back and whispers "don't worry, she likes to watch"
it was kinda hot.

"You remind me of the guy who raped me this is how he did it" she was Bipolar and crazy as fuck while she said it she was sobbing we were doing doggy style I wasnt going to stop anyway but she said "you can finish" fucking diamonds Sup Forumsros

I love you. 4th date.

winnar

Grab my balls

"I love nazis"

she was a cutter too

It wasn't said to me, but I heard my buddy's ex-wife, on the very first time they hooked up, say "I feel like a child when you're inside me."

>starts calling me her brotehrs name while she is cumming

turns out her younger brother who is a psycho has been fucking her since she was 14 and he was twelve...and she obviously liked it.

Had this chick hold me in with legs while we were fucking and said "Your going to cum in me I want your kids" yup busted a fatty in her she didnt get prego either

jacked

Jimmys rusled

put my balls in your mouth

That's a deep cut. Fuck.

Do you mind if my husband cum in ur ass ?
Honey come out of the closet.

start talking like a little child saying "rape me uncle... rape my little thin ass uncle..." and stuff like that...

>Jesus fucking christ user, hold on a minute
>Goddamn I think I'm fucking bleeding
>mfw

Had some chick tell me she was molested by her uncle when she was 10 while I was balls deep.

Kinda just ignored it for the moment and had a chat about it afterwards. 'cause that's a great post-intercourse subject right?

not even words, just this guttural growling alternating with high-pitched whining and a lot of porn-star esque barely intelligible "fuckmefuckmefuckmegodyesFUCKMYPUSSYyouFUCKER" and shit like that

I remember one day we got high beforehand and I couldn't stop laughing, was just about pissing myself laughing as I fucked her doggy style. don't think she knew

goo goo gaga and other noises babies make when you're fucking them

I have AIDS

kek

"Shoenice"

As I came.

had a gf that liked to play daddy daughter
hot but also disturbing

I think it was also a deleted scene?

this ...

All hail the quad god

"Sperm in me daddy"

I thought reffering to cumming as "sperming" was weird. The daddy thing is just normal dirty talk

Checked

Disturbing? You must be a really easygoing guy...

Shut up

I have a boyfriend!

read post, clicked gif. Kek'd.

"i never wanted a partner and i never loved, now you are free to leave"
...

how do i cum

Ehh that Image in my head.....

"Say who's your daddy"
"Too bad you're not like you're dad weighing 400+ pounds.. mmph.. lay on me with all your weight"

hit me

Oh yeah, another girl pulled out the kind of thein blue rope you use on boats and said she wanted to torture me dick. Not quite my bag, but hey, I'll try anything once and she was really into it. She must've been a girl scout cause she mad weird slipknots around my cock and sack and strangling my dick while licking and blowing it. Wasn't super painful, more uncomfortable. I didn't cum though

Seems like the kinda girl to regret it and call rape on you be safe Sup Forumsro

I don't know how to not use teeth

Trip god and nice one

knock the wind out of my baby

That's hot.

>i have scat fetish

"Take a shit on my boobs!"

"I can't feel it."

Those words haunt me to this day and are responsible for many lost erections.

"What are you doing to that corpse"

"you forgot T, F, W, N, O, G, F"

i never had sex

:(

Newfag

I dated and then was more or less fuck buddies with a girl who progressively got more kinky/fucked up in the sack. Started asking me to call her a slut, dirty whore, then chokin her until she couldn't have regular sex. Korean girl.

>fuck me daddy
It was weird since I'm not her father

>user, when we're done fucking make sure you flush the condom. My little sister picked the last one out of the trash and my dad got real mad at me.

Are you sure?

Call me daddy

I wispered in her ear 'horn-eyyy mon-keey'

She started singing Judy Garlands' Some where over the rainbow.

'So how's your mom?'

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she moaned somebody elses name

"Stuff me like a pizza"
After 48 hours of drinking

Noice

"Just like fucking your sister, right?"

Always stick your dick in crazy

"lol"

Gee, did you let her have two wieners, Bill?

>Gas to the jews

stolen from fight club

Nice

"I love you, user."

I paid $40 extra to the hooker for the gf experience.

Be me 25 years ago i am 17
i got ahold of this cute redhead
always wanted one
going to put a mark on the ole gunhandle
i start finger banging her
she whispers in my ear she likes it rough
no internet back then so i had no idea
I slapped her on the ass and
then winding up for the next slap
I accidently pulled out some of her pussy hair on my ring
she let out a yelp packed her shit and said i was a pervert...go figure never got another redhead

>select all images with a store front

My girl wanted to roleplay babysitter. I got into it and she stopped me abruptly. I wasnt the father with the babysitter, I was the little kid.
Went along but kekd afterwards

I used to cum inside my gf at the time and she always wanted to have a girl, right before I nut she moans "Cum inside me baby ! Make her live !! " We ended up getting 1 abortion and having a few miscarriages.

/thread

Did she actually use 'user', because that would be hilarious

"Get off my child you sick freak!"

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'I love you too'

are you stupid or what?

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>Be me 25 years ago i am 17
>i got ahold of this cute redhead
>always wanted one
>going to put a mark on the ole gunhandle
>i start finger banging her
>she whispers in my ear she likes it rough
>no internet back then so i had no idea
>I slapped her on the ass and
>then winding up for the next slap
>I accidently pulled out some of her pussy hair on my ring
>she let out a yelp packed her shit and said i was a pervert...go figure never got another redhead