A local paramilitary force has established a nearby checkpoint. It's heavily guarded and only secure personnel are allowed to pass through.
Roll dubs and you may pass.
Roll trips and you shoot a guard. There are a total of three armed guards patrolling the checkpoint. If all three guards are killed, then the game ends.
Roll quads and an ied detonates near the checkpoint. (Game over)
Odd numbered singles will be shot on sight. No exceptions.
As you approach the gate, you pull out your identification papers and say to the guard:
Cooper Hernandez
Rolling for fuck bitches get money
William Morgan
I am not suspicious.
Juan Fisher
Well, how did that work out for you user?
Alexander Williams
I am innocent, do not kill me
Zachary Diaz
let me pass
Alexander James
Niggers are black
Aaron Barnes
If you kill me, my dying wish is you kill an innocent furry. Also, ALLAHU AKBAR!
Robert Martinez
ALLAHU SNACKBAR BITCHES
Lincoln Morris
ROLLERINO
Sebastian Flores
AALLLLAAAAAAAAAAH!
Luis Anderson
ROLL OUT
Ian Hughes
J-just herding my goats!
Blake Rogers
Reroll
Colton Young
I bet you won't shoot me
Parker Perez
Gg
Jason Young
...
Robert Hughes
Kappa
Mason Cooper
...
Logan Ramirez
Get fucked >identify as rank related
Nolan Perez
EASY TRIPS
Luis Gonzalez
ay bby u wan sum fuk?
Kayden Cruz
Nothing here see here guys
James Moore
hail satan
Julian Cooper
Can you take a look at this real quick?
Luke Bailey
And now you're dead
Nathaniel Garcia
nothing to see here
t.mehmed
Blake Cox
Bang bang
Josiah Roberts
O SHIT WADDUP
David Rogers
Hitler did nothing wrong
Josiah Martinez
Allah Hu Akbar
Michael Hughes
allahu akbar
Gabriel Allen
/qst/ the faggiest board ever but this thread is nearly as faggy
Nathaniel Wood
Is this Pizza Hut?
Alexander Nguyen
AM I BEING DETAINED?
Camden Cooper
Nothing to see here fucker
Ayden Long
hmmmmm
Carter Edwards
hello from the other side
Ethan Kelly
shieet
Thomas Mitchell
>Have picture for ID taken while high >They compare my high face to a high picture >????? >Profit
