Wake up next to this. What do you do?

Wake up next to this. What do you do?

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Morning sex and make her breakfast.

wonder how the fuck I ended up drunk without having had a drink
wonder why this bitch that isn't my GF is next to me
cover that bitch up and get her out of my home

Drop on one knee and pop the question

Force her to eat at mcdonalds for three months.
Force her to eat my dick.

kill it with fire

even on my drunkest nights i wouldn't take that home

Dive into that hairy cave

Close the curtains, turn out the lights and fuck her right in the pussy

Fuck her again

Make sure I hid the ring.

fucking this

Get her some fucking food

whisper sweet nothings into her ear and make passionate love to her

Have her held me travel through mordor

i see what you did

wake up Sam and make my way to Mordor

MY PRECIOUS!

goblin/10
turn 360 degrees and walk out

Ditto

Assume my name is munson and my rent was past due.

Fuck her one more time before I cleanse my soul with bleach.

What are you, stupid?

Video the murder and stream my an hero.

No, you are

Fuck her again

She's not even that skinny...

kek

^^^this guy has the right idea

stop doing drugs

any more?

Honeslty id probably jump out of bed and bolt out the door. No ghoulies are getting me

Anyone? I find this strangely hot...

Yes

sweet thanks
Any more?

But then she'll take a shit. You wouldn't want her to do that, right?

Flip her over and eat that ass.

Why is Sup Forums freaking out over this woman? She looks fairly average to me. This is just a bad photo of her, when she clearly was tired.

OP found macaulay culkin's autist sister???

MOAR

She posted on rebbet and then deleted the pix. There is an archive, free to me free to you. Here ya go:

gwarchive.com/user/muffrob

>Does it have a dick?
>No
Fuck it.
>Yes
Back to drinking beer.

Didn't know Steve Buscami had a daughter...

Not bad, she has no make up there, thats her worst. She still has nice red lips and I bet shes hot dolled up.

go on a journey to find the one ring

Aslong she takes it in the pooper, she can stay.

Thanks

bowl of eggs

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Get her to lick my ass clean

Burn the house down.

Hollyshit is her name Melissa ?

pics?

Fuck her in the ass, shower then leave

FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER, that's a nice looking bitch yo

Give it the ring to make it go away

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Throw up and run as fast as possible

top kek

Underrated post

Cold-cock her unconscious, then have some fun.

Wonder how Gollum got out of that volcano into my house.

yo it's funny how steroided your confedence seems

since the last time you got laid hipsters were rockin big jeans

tupac was in his teens,
variations of the running man were popular routines,

lil nas was up in queens yet to write it aint hard to tell,

he was too busy watchin the smurfs battle gargamel

lol. could be

You just got memed

get her a cab back to her village

more clothed pics?

take a leak in her mouth

>hot body
>making a stupid face but not ugly
>skinny with perfect sized tits
would fuck over and over until she started trying to control me then i'd cut her fucking body off at the neck and keep fucking it

Fuck her again, this time right in the pussy.

>She's not even that skinny...
Do you have autism?

Would bang/10

MAOR MAOR MAOR OMAR PLS

Look up Melissa Barnes Seneca Kansas pretty sure that's my cousin lol

can't find pics. post some more?

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clean my room its filthy

Fuck it I just keep rappin great, outside of the box like some used cheap packing tape

just looking at this makes me want to set it on fire.

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post everything user!!

Kill it

SOMEONE GET ME A MACHETE! I GOT A FOREST TO CUT DOWN!

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I'd wonder how I ended up in Britain

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lel
what'll it be govna?

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nasty

wowowo more!!!

i can smell it from here

And people wonder why I'm a pedophile

Try to figure out how she escaped the shed and why she came inside.

Kill it

make her eat all the eggs

nice dick bro.

Make her shave, then begin round 2.

ALL the eggs

Feed it

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cum on her face