Wake up next to this. What do you do?
Wake up next to this. What do you do?
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Morning sex and make her breakfast.
wonder how the fuck I ended up drunk without having had a drink
wonder why this bitch that isn't my GF is next to me
cover that bitch up and get her out of my home
Drop on one knee and pop the question
Force her to eat at mcdonalds for three months.
Force her to eat my dick.
kill it with fire
even on my drunkest nights i wouldn't take that home
Dive into that hairy cave
Close the curtains, turn out the lights and fuck her right in the pussy
Fuck her again
Make sure I hid the ring.
fucking this
Get her some fucking food
whisper sweet nothings into her ear and make passionate love to her
Have her held me travel through mordor
i see what you did
wake up Sam and make my way to Mordor
MY PRECIOUS!
goblin/10
turn 360 degrees and walk out
Ditto
Assume my name is munson and my rent was past due.
Fuck her one more time before I cleanse my soul with bleach.
What are you, stupid?
Video the murder and stream my an hero.
No, you are
Fuck her again
She's not even that skinny...
kek
^^^this guy has the right idea
stop doing drugs
any more?
Honeslty id probably jump out of bed and bolt out the door. No ghoulies are getting me
Anyone? I find this strangely hot...
Yes
sweet thanks
Any more?
But then she'll take a shit. You wouldn't want her to do that, right?
Flip her over and eat that ass.
Why is Sup Forums freaking out over this woman? She looks fairly average to me. This is just a bad photo of her, when she clearly was tired.
OP found macaulay culkin's autist sister???
MOAR
She posted on rebbet and then deleted the pix. There is an archive, free to me free to you. Here ya go:
>Does it have a dick?
>No
Fuck it.
>Yes
Back to drinking beer.
Didn't know Steve Buscami had a daughter...
Not bad, she has no make up there, thats her worst. She still has nice red lips and I bet shes hot dolled up.
go on a journey to find the one ring
Aslong she takes it in the pooper, she can stay.
Thanks
bowl of eggs
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Get her to lick my ass clean
Burn the house down.
Hollyshit is her name Melissa ?
pics?
Fuck her in the ass, shower then leave
FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER, that's a nice looking bitch yo
Give it the ring to make it go away
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Throw up and run as fast as possible
top kek
Underrated post
Cold-cock her unconscious, then have some fun.
Wonder how Gollum got out of that volcano into my house.
yo it's funny how steroided your confedence seems
since the last time you got laid hipsters were rockin big jeans
tupac was in his teens,
variations of the running man were popular routines,
lil nas was up in queens yet to write it aint hard to tell,
he was too busy watchin the smurfs battle gargamel
lol. could be
You just got memed
get her a cab back to her village
more clothed pics?
take a leak in her mouth
>hot body
>making a stupid face but not ugly
>skinny with perfect sized tits
would fuck over and over until she started trying to control me then i'd cut her fucking body off at the neck and keep fucking it
Fuck her again, this time right in the pussy.
>She's not even that skinny...
Do you have autism?
Would bang/10
MAOR MAOR MAOR OMAR PLS
Look up Melissa Barnes Seneca Kansas pretty sure that's my cousin lol
can't find pics. post some more?
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clean my room its filthy
Fuck it I just keep rappin great, outside of the box like some used cheap packing tape
just looking at this makes me want to set it on fire.
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post everything user!!
Kill it
SOMEONE GET ME A MACHETE! I GOT A FOREST TO CUT DOWN!
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I'd wonder how I ended up in Britain
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lel
what'll it be govna?
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nasty
wowowo more!!!
i can smell it from here
And people wonder why I'm a pedophile
Try to figure out how she escaped the shed and why she came inside.
Kill it
make her eat all the eggs
nice dick bro.
Make her shave, then begin round 2.
ALL the eggs
Feed it
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cum on her face