Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.
>Get bullied into making thread edition

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: pizza is cool!

Other urls found in this thread:

abc15.com/news/region-west-valley/surprise/small-plane-crashes-in-surprise-neighborhood
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Obligatory claim.

Megumin claimed~

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Just fucking kill them all

I just wanted to see a lain near the opening

>Shizuru

Claimed.

Rikka here and back from work!

How is everyone doing?

Roll Right! Roll Call!

Canaan claimed.

>BC3 never.
>Tfw 3 of my favorite games will probably never get a 3rd game release
You can't imagine my disappointment when the Battlefield 1 trailer dropped.
Ha, nice.

Milinda claim.

Gonna go play CSGO. Be back soon!

They're asking for it.

check em

You're way more qt.
I hope your day went well, Hand bud.
>Missed you!

Oh, by the way, try to get as much sleep as possible, please.

Good to see you as well, beautiful.

I had to visit some cousins I never talk to, just to try to cheer them up.
What have you been up to?

Welcome back from work, adorable.
>pats

Hope it went well.

best girl claimed and lurking
i'm honestly too drunk to set that shit up
already quite shifty
you'll get that get

everyone post sexy walks!

I do not wanna puke on my daki..
Think Ima go play csgo now

Rikka~ How are you?

check em.

Still here

We should huh?

Only time I was in an ambulance was in they took my to the hospital because car accident lol

Always

I will

I forgot how to image.

Bush plane crashed into a neighborhood a couple miles from my apartment complex. Other than that, nothing really happened today.

Just gonna link this here so people get it

Rory-sama claimed.

Miho claimed

Jesus, you're way more tolerant of alcohol than I lol
>Megumin

Probably should actually claim myself rather than just shooping dio.
>Shizuru get!
>If dubs, read my god damn book edition

Tsuyu drink counter:
2 mixed drinks
8 fireball shots
1 bottle of angry orchards

Lets throw some more fireball in
1-9
Dubs = 10
Trips = 20

Claiming best girlie!

>still lurking

friendly reminder
print your waifu today

Nonsense, you outrank me much more in terms of being a cutey. Hope your trip to your cousins went well.

I'll try and get some sleep, no worries.

>Yuuko's google is broken and can't reply

claimed also check em

Hows it goin guys
Just got off work and waiting for beer to get cold
Fucking tired
>claimed

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Asuka drink counter
2 fuzzy navels
12 malibu beach bay (or some shit i dont fuckin remember that was at a party)
if dubs i tear into the minibar
>pic related. its me tearing into the minibar

FUCK YOU

Rolan!

Thanks for the head pat I needed it. Yeah it went alright until right before I left a game broke and it just like died... I was just surprised and so where the other techs with me

Megumin! I am doing alright just tired from work and stuff how are you doing?

Damn dude thats crazy. I remember like last month a plane crashed on the freeway near my town.

check em

See ya soon.

Feeling good, how about you?

Yep, once in a lifetime save.

But will you succeed?

>Best idol claimed

Again.

Doing great! Unfortunately, I couldn't ride today so your spell was a waster, sorry

All the head pats for ya, don't mention it.

Sorry your game didn't go well, friendo. Glad you're home and able to relax now.

check em..

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TORPEDOES STARBOARD!

Last roll...

check em .

Shit taste user. The true queen of boatsluts is Teruzuki.

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check erm

Hello und welcome back.

>Not CVX class
>best boat
Git gud

bless this check em

Who left?

check erm.

I guess its a shitposter trying to steal our gets.
Rory present

QOTT - Have you ever been arrested?

Once. Its also my drunken night out story.

There'll be another time.

has anyone tried to put their waifu through the deep dream?

abc15.com/news/region-west-valley/surprise/small-plane-crashes-in-surprise-neighborhood
At least they didn't hit anyones home though.
Nice. I can't do anything like that to save my life.
Shimakaze best boat. Just saying.

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What are you trying to do?

Whaaaaaaaaaat! Damn it looks like I have to do it again for tomorrow then!

Thanks hand kun your super handy.
>Pats hand
Youre always patting my head, time to pat ya back brother.

What? You were here?
Never.
I wonder, what's it like?

Gu ts i loceioy

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...wat...

Thanks for your pats, buddy. Sure are warm.

You had enough yet, handsome?

>successful hands
>I did it

Never have been arrested~ (yet)
>it looks like I have to do it again for tomorrow then!
Seriously, you're the best! I will working tomorrow, so that won't be necessary. I appreciate it tho!

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This Didn't get. Was worth a try. How are ya?

>I will working
>Meant I will be working

>Megumin

Wut
>have you ever been arrested
No

Mhmmm...

Well, I'm going to sleep. Gnight waifu.

Yeah, Lebo went full [insert something here] with that.

Wouldn't know, I was passed out drunk at the time. Or rather I dont remember the previous hour or so before I passed out and dont remember anything about the arrest.
>Lebo Karen why

Why so hostile? We can share, ya know.

Hand pleas make love.to me

>tsuyu

I'm fucking scared to, to be perfectly honest.
I did once. Got arrested for vandalism and trespassing when I was like 13. Not fun.

I give off alot of heat, so my pats in the winter time are when they are the best!

Alright then, I guess I will charge up my power and use it the day after, thanks for the heads up megumin

Trying to make Asuka drunk huh? Nice try friend, nothing much just hanging out and looking at drum charts. What are you up to?

G'night, creature of the night. Sleep warm and well.

Well okay, if you say so.

i'm playing with the deep dreamer and its fantastic
holy shit i'm doing feedback loops and on the sixth feedback loop and this is what ive got

I'd love to get some heat from ya, thank you kindly.

Thanks again Rikka~

Going into lurkmode

im not here

Goodnight and take care.
You woke up in a jail cell? That would of startled me.
Messing with Photoshop: Elements 13. Was working on a clock, but I got it done.
But you are.

>spotted

Yes you are.

I woke up in a hospital
I see you fine space cowboy

It makes images terrifyingly interesting.

What makes you say that? All it takes is a bogus workout plan kek.

hello spice boy mop top

checkn trips
this is feedback loop number 10
holy shit Asuka is becoming a chicken monster

Whos footprints are these?

What clock were you working on?

No problem! To get the most heat, we might have to....hold hands

Alright, Love you Megumin!

Oh....
Wasn't expecting that.

I have become interested in the cuteness of your character for obvious reasons.

>hold hands
Oh...

Iowa claim.

What's up my dudes

>

Im back.
>Fuck CSGO

If you're gonna fuck a game that ethnic/dirty you better wear some protection.

I did one a few times to see what I would get...
This is terrifying.
I was talking about the save, not your workout plan.
Once I know I'm gonna eat shit, I pretty much just accept my fate and give up.
You didn't get deranked again, did you?

Dig a bit deeper.
Da Vinci's Clock. I bought it for looking awesome. Took two hours to get it working. Messed up a gear, so had to fix it. It was fun.
Umm thank you! Can you give me your reasons?
Sup comrade. Sorry about last night, didn't mean to have a conversation like that.

Dio-sama...

Mordekaiser adc is a lot funnier than I thought it would be.