What's Sup Forums drinking tonight? Bought this because it looked neat, not disappointed

What's Sup Forums drinking tonight? Bought this because it looked neat, not disappointed

why do you hate yourself user?

Drinking Evan Williams bourbon

what ever i decide

Tanqueray martini, couple of glasses of cheap rose to keep the buzz up.

sad

how so?
>also better look at back row

It's sad because your fap lotion is in the picture and aside from that you're looking at the only thing that makes you happy.

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Are you 16?

It'll either chill me or kill me and I don't mind either way.

thst would be my gf's lotion, its tucked away in her desk... and the one thing that makes me truely happy is fire

is that a beer or an energy drink

Same

We get it, it's your "hands" lotion.

steinhaeger, a really cheap one

Cannon Blast is pretty damn good. Bacardi Oakheart + Cannon Blast + Coke here.

i use astroglide to fap, doesn't leave my hands greasy

Also the pony

"Anti-energy drink". It's marketed as codeine in a can.

But it's probably just grape soda.

Hi guys this is OP

I literally forgot I made this thread, glad it didn't 404

Here's a picture of my chink wife to compensate

thats not my pinkie pie flesh light tho

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nigga send her nudes... lets see if you put some work on that snatch

She has great thick lips

i don't wanna see those lips you fucking cuck