Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Claim your waifu and discuss.

Obligatory claim.

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Megumin claimed~

Oh you

Iowa claim

Really want to use photoshop sometime but I'm too lazy and dumb to figure out how to use it.

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Dio-sama...

Oi, froggo, you're cute and all but I can't understand you when you're this drunk.

Canaan claimed

Could have been worse. I got a 7-day ban once for repeatedly TKing a couple of kids who kept getting shetchy kills and then openly admitted to aimbotting and walling. Literally the anal cancer of the CS:GO community.

The two fuckers had VAC bans not long after, so I guess it all worked out in the end...?

Claimed

QOTT: What do you plan to own, see, do before you kick the bucket?
>1970 Mustang
>Normandy
>Road trip around the USA

Claiming best girlie!

Rory claimed

Milinda claim

You should try to find it, I would play with you!

Yuno doesnt seem to like boats... kek
Good luck with your ship.

>Blushes
Stahp.... Your too kind

I might try to go to one sometime. There are no big ones around here though... :/

>checked
>Silver
How did you know... kek
One was for shooting my friend at the start of a round.
>we do that occasionally for keks
I cant remember the other one though

Rory please
I can change
Just lets work on jt ok plsa
Lets ship charsxter

Y-you think I'm cute?...

>Bughatti
>My Bughatti
>Drive my Bughatti

Something that I'm genuinely proud of.

So you're an Aussie? Huh, cool.

Can't because I mean it.

>might go to one sometime

do it
i like them, some people are fucking way too touchy though.

i'll look around for it, if not i'll just ask my dad for money and get it again i guess.

i havn't played in a long time so i'm gonna be rusty as FUCK

I'd like to own one of those super expensive bike one day~

A-kon and Afest, pretty much the closest anime cons near me each year

A pruple lambo (perferably own/drive it)
The areas in japan that was in my animus

I want to to go Pax and shit but I'm broke af and I never rode on planes

>Shizuru get!
>Lurking edition

Well, I just got done listening to those two funk songs, anyone else have any tracks I can listen to?

People above silver tend not to do that shit because they actually have something to lose. When I play with friends we tend to do that lol. They get banned because they don't know when to stop.
Nothing really.

Try this my nigga
youtube.com/watch?v=zbvDORZ0HlU

>GTHO Phase 4 Falcon
>The wreck of the Bismarck
>Go to a German Rammstein concert
Yes, I am
Im going to PAX Australia this year
>AS HYPE
You're still drunk, and I cant move from Australia yet. Im sorry, but until they both change, theres too much seperating us
Lazerhawk - King Of The Streets

My words may have been lost in transition. I meant that is an what was needed to turn the fall into a save.

It's all good captain

>Best idol claimed

I'm after pax east/prime casue my favorite youtubers have a panel there so maybe I meet their autisitc assess

>rattles

Guess we have two posters in here from Australia, y'all are gonna catch up with the Texans soon.

At least someone's got music, thanks m8 :3

that sounds australian

Claimed.
It's like the dumb down version of it. I'm qualified for its use. Should be no problem for you. I suck at moment.
>Tesla
>Shanghai
>Visit places around the world.

>A personal helicopter (saving up)
>Germany and Japan
>Get all three of my planned majors

Your too kind. Thank you friend

Its okay
>cant be any worse than me... kek

I might give one a go next year, there is one in Kansas a friend wants me to go to.

>never rode on planes
Bruh. Im gonna take you flying sometime, its unlike anything else in this world

kek I only do that stuff with one or two of my friends, and very rarely, Im trying soooo hard to get my old rank back

That's some good music

Technicaly its my dad's taste, I listen to these as nostalgia when he blasts these while I was riding with him

Its all texas

Im gonna fly to colorado probably and legally smoke weed at some point

>AE86 Corolla hatchback
>Hokkaido Japan
>Mountain drifting
Someone please tell me I'm not the only one that shares this same life goal...
Yes. Yes I do. But only when you're not so drunk that all I see on my screen are random letters.
>A pruple lambo
Pic related? Not sure if the tron lines are your thing though, I personally hate 'em.

>rattle rattle

You gotta buy it though right?
What rank did you use to be? I used to be MG1 but I keep deranking to GN4.

Nah, have you seen bam's lambo from viva la bam? Something along that lines
That looks kinda ugly

Nostalgia is such a great feeling, it can erase all bad memories and allow for only good feelings.

do it, go, and cosplay.

i'll get it and we'll play, it'll be fun

texas is so fucking hot and humid oh my lord
I went to southern texas once and i was dying.

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Go to Chile.

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creepy lolis

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Me too

>AE86 Corolla hatchback
>>Hokkaido Japan
>>Mountain drifting


I SHARE THIS LIFE GOAL. I WANT A AE86 SO FUCKING BAD.

God yes, I need it now then ever since Im forgetting my ex of 7 fucking years, fuck that cunt moving on SO quickly

I feel sorry for you then everyone shippin u to a texas, the heat aint shit to me, I fix fuckin acs in the attic

Im going on a snowboarding trip there next winter. Colorado is a awesome place

I was GN3 but the derank update fucked me over... kek

Sounds like a plan.
>cosplay
Bruh im too ugly for that... kek
Also too much social anxiety...

Im skrry.. i thought we coukd ship characters. Did i fuck up?

Im so sorry...

>Tsuyu

Only $100, not bad for good software. If you want a free photo editing software, Gimp is a choice.

I'm back guys!

I can never understand how some whores can just flip on a dime and forget 7 years worth of trust, bonding, and devotion.

Rob u th
ZIP>RAYY

>Nothing
>Italian country side
>Find something to be proud of.

Hello again friend.

>AE86 Corolla hatchback
>Hokkaido Japan
>Mountain drifting

Deja Vu

Another one for the collection.

>Visit Australia
I'd probably stay there.

So, pic related now?
I know, it's horrifyingly ugly. The owner of it ended up getting it rewrapped matte black and red IIRC.

Not really caring for the color on this one IIRC. I'd do more of a metallic cherry red
It's so hard to get one in good condition nowadays. Hell, it'd probably be better just to buy a brand new GT86/BRZ instead.

>Canaan

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>Italian countryside
If you are talking about Southern Italy, I grew up there! It's beautiful!

THIEF! I'M CALLING THE INTERNET PO-PO

3. Jenny, Kirino and myself

I'm just glad the derank update didn't fuck me over that badly. Worst I got was Gn3.
I'll probably try gimp then. Not interested in paying money for software

Who is this man always posting scandalous comments with that picture of Dio?

Im only in it for the weed, as much as I would go to washington, colorado is hella closer

A wise man once said, bitches aint shit, nothin but hoes and tricks

Yessss thats similar

You're disgusting, Dio.. I always knew I didn't like you for a reason.

>hard to get in good condition

It's literally impossible to find one at all

more just japan in general for me, cuz im a filthy fucking weeb

nah no ones too ugly, i have social anxiety and i still go

>i just try to wear a mask

FUCK HEAT MAN, I FUCKING HATE BEING SWEATY

Jenny as well? Damn, I need to pay more attention.

I WAS FRAMED

Guys im so sorru

>"wise man"
Although he's right, I wouldn't go so far to say he's "wise"

Miho claimed

Im heading to bed night anons

It's all good, Lilli pad.

Damnit, no one ever notices me

Goodnight

The truth is.... I WANNA RAM MY DINKUS SO FAR UP THEIR PREPUBESCENT CAVERNS AND SQUELCH ALL OVER THE PLACE!

How's your night going anyway?

>no one ever notices me
Just means you'll shine longer than most.

I'm suddenly moving to Chile for no apparent reason what so-ever, it's not like there is someone amazing over there or anything okay bye

WHO IS THIS IMPOSTOR?

TELL ME YOUR NAME, COWARD

Nice man! The scenery is just so captivating.

kek who wouldn't want to visit?

Sleep tight.

Nightie Night Miho!

Get out

Hey Maki! no ones too ugly
kek you havent seen me...

Miho! Why you leave me friend!?!
Sleep well, talk to you tomorrow

>my wrists

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My name is Diofag

It's okay. Everyone makes mistakes.
Mid/rear engine cars like that seem like they would be weird to drive if they're used to front mounted engines like I am...
I've seen a few in my lifetime, but all of them were rusted out, thrown together or just used and abused as a daily driver for too damn long.
Again, you'd probably be better off saving yourself the trouble and getting a GT86 instead.

Wouldn't blame ya. Though Gimp is good, it has more complicated things than PS. Had it for a while.
God, that picture makes me laugh a bit.

best horrifying chicken monster girl claimed
FBL 32
>back from making drinks edition
i have a sweet spot in my heart for robots Jenny-kun

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Well, sir Diofag I'll have you know that if you don't stop these atrocities, I will have no other choices than to insult you over the internet as there is nothing in my power that I can do to possibly stop you from posting pictures of Dio with scandalous comments.

Giggity

women aint shit tho
like might as well go gay for dicks

Well i try not to right now, aint got a job and the shit will be in my system when i get back heheh

I have no idea waht that means hahah

i'm doing fine. Kinda tired after driving half an hour just to pick up a new tv though.

>Just means you'll shine longer than most.
Y- You too

kek

Thanks

KYS

Beautiful... absolutely stunning.

If you ever get the chance to visit Italy's beaches, Anzio's beaches are beautiful.

Chilling with bros and went for a walk. Dog followed us back home and now they're smoking getting the dog high by blowing in her face

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Popping and lurking. Good to see ya!

It's 3am.....

Night.

Diofag will accept your bluff.

i don't think theres anyone who would pass up a visit to japan to be honest, weeb or non weeb

pick your head up bruh, who gives a fuck, do it for you.
I do it for me.

i'd cry.
>i want a R34 or a R32 tho really bad

yuno u fucking pussy, dont even want to see a naked loli irl.

kek how fucking gay

Teamaster.
Glad to hear it, man. How's that TV treating you?

I really appreciate you.
Please give me.a hug

Ayy were da blunt be?

>loli
No thank you dont want fbi on my ass

Hopefully the doggie will have a blast