Some girl on tinder. Dubs decide what I say

Some girl on tinder. Dubs decide what I say.

Dubs Decides

D-D-D-Dubs Deeecides!

do you have a hard on like I do?

I can tell you what you will be doing at 2:30am. Me.

"That's cool, mind if I... Slytherin?"

Are you horny?

is your dad with you?

can i snort turmors off your ass crack?

how do u feel about gangbangs?

Snapchat me?

are you wet? is your pussy wet?

I've got some bud. Wanna get loose?

How hairy is your bumhole?

"Do you have room for one more?"

winrars

Win and witnessed those heavenly 7's

"lol would you let me stick a candle in your ass and call it cake lol I wouldn't do that haha unless you wanted me to lol jk haha"

Tell her to fuck off.
Women are cunts.

reroll

if dubs do nothing

r u into anal? just wonderin hehe :)... hehe hee teehee.. ya..

Winrar. Deliver op

we want this to actually go somewhere not turn her off by being a little faggot

Nothing yet. Waiting for reply. "Are you wet. Is your pussy wet" will be my next reply.

Winrar

ill fuck u so hard that you will squirt like a skunk

some of us have different goals

Fuck all the dubs and trips. Kind of smells like a get thread.

"I'd like to make you wet" is a much more suitable reply

You look like my sister, but my sister is hotter.

to be fair, she already looks highly disinterested

Let's find out if you fuck like my sister. If you do, we'll be great together

what works for you and your mom doesn't necessarily work on other girls dude

how about you just let the dubs decide

>Snaochat me
>Are you wet. Is your pussy wet
And you're trying to woo this girl? Come on user, work on yourself before asking a weeb anime board

next message:
your like a white rabbit falling through a cloud of chocolate sprinkles

next message after:
the chemistry in the air is palpable

next messages after:
get number and setup date

She replied. Snap her or continue the fuckery?

wanna trade butt pics

Send a snap of you wearing a sock condom

Are you kidding me? I've nailed some sweet pussy using this method on tinder. Get with the times, man

If trips, get nudes.

Roller derby

Do truth or Dare

Truth
"What's your spirit animal?"
"Do you collect rabbits feet?"
"Have you ever cleansed a troll den with your thu'um?"

Dare
>tits painted in ketchup

> actually matches people on tinder
> I sometime purposely swipe right on bots because those are the only matches i get and it makes me feel better

Tell her your daughter was raped but the rapist was never caught... Then tell her it was you

too risky

>Is your pussy wet
Right. Like any girl with basic standards would actually want to meet up with that shit. Too bad if you actually did meet up she'd realize what a smelly fucking autist you are

roll fo dis

Fair point. Just say A NIGGER IS RAPING MY WATERMELONS ILL BE BACK IN A MINUTE

Couldn't pass this up.

Lmaoooo what are you 5

wtf is that shit, that ain't even funny

i have cancer

I bet you're a real fucking Romeo. Don't forget to take a look around before you start thinking anything on here might actually be used in a legitimate attempt to meet someone on tinder or otherwise. This can't be your first time on one of these threads...

Do you have what it takes to stump the trump?

And it's bullshit, for once I'd like to see an user actually score. Too bad a lot of them would trip up at the actual meet up anyway

Use casper for snapchat m8